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	Assholes
	Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?" Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'"
	Coffee
	Q: What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? A: Osama bin Latte
	He Can't Read
	George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!" George Bush replies, "Oh yeah and tell me what you see?" Osama answers, "I can see New York, with new great buildings on one side and beautiful new buildings on the other side, and everything is peaceful and wonderful." George Bush says, "Wow is that what you see? Well I'll tell ya what I see for the future of Afghanistan... I see a house here, a house there, a small building here and small building there, but there are signs hanging in the middle of the street." Osama asks, "And what do they say?" George answers, "Hell, I don't know. I can't read Hebrew!"
	AHHHHH BUSH!!!
	Q: Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? A: Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush
	Bombs Away
	Q: Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars? A: Because they can get bombed at home
	National Bird
	Q: What's the national bird of Afghanistan? A: DUCK!!!
	Jehovah Witnesses
	Q: Do you know how we can get Osama bin Laden? A: Lace a bunch of Watchtower magazines with anthrax and send the Jehovah Witnesses in after him. Those people can find anybody!
	Safe Sex
	Q: How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex? A: He marks the camels that kick.
	K-Mart vs Target
	Q: Why dont they have K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because they are all TARGETS
	Roads
	Q: Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? A: He didn't. They don't have roads.
	Osama and Crabs
	Q: What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? A: They both irritate Bush
	Osama bin Laden threatened Russia
	Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!
	Football
	Q: What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? A: The New York Jets!
	Aladdin Vs Bin Laden
	Q: What's the difference between bin Laden and Aladdin? A: Aladdin had 3 wishes and bin Laden only has 1 - a death wish
	Osama bin Laden and Custer
	Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common? A: They both wondered where all those tomahawks were coming from.
	Taliban tank
	Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank? A: Shoot the guy pushing it!
	Osama in Mount Sinai
	Q: Why did Osama bin Laden visit Mount Sinai? A: He wanted to see the burning Bush
	Freddy And Osama
	Q: What do bin Laden and Fred Flintstone have in common? A: They both look out of their caves and see Rubble
	Help I Need Sand
	Q: What do you call Osama bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand
	A Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and George Bush
	Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George Bush are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie. The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. George Bush , asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable." George Bush says, "Fill it with water."
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