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You know that indestructible black box that is used on aeroplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff |
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If they crush olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? |
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If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? |
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? |
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? |
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? |
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If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?" |
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Why is a piano player called a pianist, but a race car driver isn't called a racist? |
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Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or file name'? |
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Why is it called the Lost City if people know where it is? |
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Why do they sterilise the needle during lethal injections? |
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Why do toilet cleaning product ads show people cleaning a prefectly clean bowl? |
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If women didn't have feet, would they still wear shoes? Then why do some women wear bras? |
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What nationality are cab drivers in India? |
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