100's Of Jokes For _ALL

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Joke Categories;
A kiss is an upper persuasion for a lower invasion.

God, Religion, Death, Pearly Gates. It's all here
Humour relating to Food and Drink
Humour relating to Men and Women
Humour relating to Animals
Humour relating to Science Fiction
Humour relating to Work
Humour relating to Sex! Don't get 'excited'!
Miscellaneous Humour.
Two elephants fell off a cliff. Boom! Boom!

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Religious Ideas.
The Adam and Eve Painting
Honk if you love Jesus Christ.
The Golfing Preacher.
The Speeding Nun.
Could this be considered Good Humour?
Death of a Rich Man
What causes Arthritis?
Don't forget the Soap now.
The Rabbi's Son
A Cabby reaches Heaven.
Who is God?
A Pope gets to heaven.
Was Henry Ford's Invention better?
She's a Virgin
A Rabbi and a Priest have an Accident
Father John's Key To Heaven
The Father's missing Gravy Ladle.
You are forgiven, take a drink from the Holy Water

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Animals.
If a Swamp Frog goes ribb-it....ribb-it....ribb-it; And a Bush Frog goes bud....wis....er;
What does a Windows 95 frog sound like?

Re-boot Re-boot Re-boot

A Bear gets religious!
Did you here about the Snake Skin Boots
This is what you get when you Cross Breed Dogs
Farmer Joe's favourite mule's Accident
Harmless Bees
As blind as a Bat
The Swearing Parrot.
Comments about Dogs
Humour related to Dogs and Women
Cat humour.

Why did the Chicken cross the road, and other chicken humour.
How to kill an Eel
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
Humour about Penguins.

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Men and Women.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife; "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the lottery!"
Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"

Some Women really do Hate Men
Husband offers skin for Skin Graft
I'm not a Virgin
A Shy Guy at the bar
Not tonight dear, just Hold Me
What Every Young Girl Should Know
Is it time to make a Love Nest together?
An assortment of Quickies
Wooden-Eye at the nightclub!
Make a Woman out of me!
Ways to Reject some pick-up lines.
The top ten Rejection lines given by Women.
Is she about to Dump you?
It had to be done! Essex Girls!
More snippets on Marriage
Can't Last?
Dumb Wife Now that's tautology!!
25th Wedding Anniversary
The real answers on the myths and facts behind being a Man
A gift for Adam and Eve
Differences betweens Guitars and Women
What Girls and Guys Say, and what they really mean!
101 reasons why Women prefer Cucumbers to Men.
Many a good reason why Beer is better then Women.
A list of quotes that Mum would use.
The last ten things you'll ever hear a Man or Woman say.
Humour related to Dogs and Women
Like women, men like to 'window shop' too. Here's some Advice on how to get out of those tricky situations.
Sid the Sexist on Women.
How to rid yourself of an 'unwanted' Blind Date
Five tough questions Women ask men.
Humour about Marriage.
Preparing yourself for Parenthood.
A guide for Men and Women on beating Boredom.
The Rules Women would like us Men to believe!

Scientists have revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To
prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of lager and observed that 100% of
them gained weight, talked incessantly without making sense, and couldn't drive.

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Food And Drink.
Two pukes are walking down the road, one turns to the other and explains;
"This is where I was brought up."

Some famous, and not so famous, people's quotes on Drinking
Here's one way of Losing Weight
How to prepare a Turkey
Not for the faint hearted this one!! You've been warned!!!
But when you've got to go, you've go to GO!!!!!
One way to confuse at Closing Time.
Have Perfect Pizza let you down again?
Here are 99 ways to get back at your local Pizza Parlour
Humour relevant to Drinking.
Star Trek Drinking game.

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Sex!
What's determines the difference between "pink" and "purple"?
Her grip!
Why the internet is like a Penis
Slip a Condom on yer nob!
Harley Davidson and Vaseline
The Schoolboy
Murphy's Law on love and sex.
Is CyberSex always this way?
101 ways to say No!
All about Condoms
What not to say during Sex

What's the definition of a Yankee?
Kind of like a Quickie but you do it alone.

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Work.
A new study reveals the following findings;
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or Rugby.
When Middle management gets together, they talk about tennis or cricket.
Top management discusses golf.
Conclusion; The higher up you are in management, the smaller your balls are.

Winning friends and influencing people in the Office?
Management would like to draw your attention to your use of various Phrases
How to be a good CEO
Performance review Quotes.
The Castaway engineer.
Who really is the Boss?
Comprehending Engineers.
Top twenty Engineers' terminologies.
What does that Appraisal really mean?
Beating Boredom in the office.
One way to fill in your application Form form.
Why I'm always Tired at the office.

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Scifi.
Some Star Trek humour.
Star Trek Drinking game.
Star Trek's answers to why the Chicken crossed the road.

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Misc.
A Collection of twenty jokes.
These could cause some offense to some people, you've been warned!
Another Collection of twenty jokes.
Here are some Homer Simpson Quotes
A Mixture of humour.
What Kids say.
Toilet Humour!
Knock Knock jokes.
Some interesting Analogies
Lost at Sea
Let's go on a Nerd Hunt
What life has Taught Children.
Spice up your life!
Some things for you to Ponder over.
This is not Bad Taste
One way to prevent Disease
Simply just a few Jokes
You've taken the WWW too far when
The new home of Bill Gates
No Pun intended.
Travelling through a Muslim area? Here are some useful Phrases to help you out.
Ten signs that you've Overdosed on the WWW.
Ford Capri Need I say more?
Are you a Newbie to the internet?
Ten signs that you play too many Video Games.
Insults that won't get your mouth washed out with soap and water.
List of Answer Machine messages.
Micellaneous humour.
Strange News.
To help you get on in life, Top Tips1 and Top Tips2

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