Eminem - My Name Is - Slim Shady LP

(scratches)
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady

Ahem...excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second...

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each
one of my eyelids? (uh
huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah
yeah!)
Try 'cid and get f*cked up worse than my life is?
(huh?)

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head
straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to
impregnate (Ummmm..)

Dr. Dre said: "Slim Shady you a basehead..."
Uh-uhhh! "Then why's ya face red, man you
wasted..."

Well since age 12 I've felt like I'm someone else
Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a
belt

Got p*ssed off and ripped Pamela Lee's t*ts off And
smacked her so hard
I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my *ss
Faster than a fat b*tch who sat down too fast

C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl
dog!)
I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to p*ss the world
off

Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior
high
Only problem was my english teacher was a guy

I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper
(Owwwwwwww!)

Walked in a strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender and stuck my d*ck in the tip
cup (Wsssshhhhh...)

Extraterrestrial, killing pedestrians, rapin' lesbians
In a space ship while they're screamin' "LET'S JUST
BE FRIENDS!"

99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after
her (Oh thank you!)

You know you blew up when the women rush the
stands
To try to touch your hands like some screamin'
Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)

This guy in White Castle asked for my autograph
So I signed it: "Dear Dave, thanks for the support,
*SSHOLE!"

Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away!
(Get him!)
Dr. Dre don't just stand there, OPERATE!

I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and
buried alive

Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide,
I just drank a fifth of vodka...dare me to drive? (Go
'head.)

All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, my palms are too
hairy to hide

Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll f*ck anything that walks
(C'mere.)

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would
throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? YOU AIN'T
GOT NO T*TS!

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the
head (BANG!)

I'm steamin' mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah.)
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady

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