The Yellow Page of Immortal Quotes
"You laugh because I'm a pyro... I laugh because I'm burning your house down!" - Me
"I like you. When the world is mine, I will make your death quick and painless." - Family Guy
"Would you rather be dead?...Or Rob?" - Amelia
"I've decrypted it! It says: 'George should get the gold. George likes gold. Die Squirells!'" - George
"Count to '4'...in binary!"
"This is the worst fake i.d. I've ever seen! You made yourself 68!" - The Breakfast Club
"There isn't a lot of death in France... is there?" - Anna
"But what about the bicycles?!?!?" - Alise
"FWANCE!!!" - David
"Chainsaws Sharpened; Free Bunnies." -  Mike
"We will dominate the world, one penny at a time." - Eve
"One-thirty-two to you too!" - Yuriy
"This class would be so much better with drugs..." - Steve
"The shirt lies! It never tells!" - Rob
"Wear Red, White and Blue. Be patriotic. GO FRANCE!" - Amelia
"Thank God I'm an Athiest...(So is God)"
"Cancer!" - Yuriy
"There's so much ADD in here, we need to add another 'D'!" - Steve
"The end is near! Repent! Repent!" - Me
"Phee phi fo phum." - Yuriy
"You're a jackass!" "Sue Me!" - The Breakfast Club
"Shut up before I smite you! Smiting! Smiting!" - Me
"But what if the Cat was possessed?" - Anna
"Wow! We're outside!" - Amelia
"Dominate!" - Everyone
"Midgetwithfish!" - Simon
"Please keep the ADD to a dull roar..." - Yuriy
"Stupid cocky German capitalist facists-to-be!" - Amelia
"Could you describe the ruckus, sir?" - The Breakfast Club
"...In your pants!" - The Criminals
"...In bed with a rope!" - Remica's school of fish
"No, no, no, there's no drugs here..." - Steve
"No, no, no, there's no drugs in my pants..." - Me
"That's impossible! My dope's in Johnson's pants!" - The Breakfast club
"When I get older, these kids are going to take care of me..." "I wouln't count on it." - The Breakfast Club
"I'm the Lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up midgets." - Family Guy
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