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The Yellow Page of Immortal Quotes | ||||||
"You laugh because I'm a pyro... I laugh because I'm burning your house down!" - Me "I like you. When the world is mine, I will make your death quick and painless." - Family Guy "Would you rather be dead?...Or Rob?" - Amelia "I've decrypted it! It says: 'George should get the gold. George likes gold. Die Squirells!'" - George "Count to '4'...in binary!" "This is the worst fake i.d. I've ever seen! You made yourself 68!" - The Breakfast Club "There isn't a lot of death in France... is there?" - Anna "But what about the bicycles?!?!?" - Alise "FWANCE!!!" - David "Chainsaws Sharpened; Free Bunnies." - Mike "We will dominate the world, one penny at a time." - Eve "One-thirty-two to you too!" - Yuriy "This class would be so much better with drugs..." - Steve "The shirt lies! It never tells!" - Rob "Wear Red, White and Blue. Be patriotic. GO FRANCE!" - Amelia "Thank God I'm an Athiest...(So is God)" "Cancer!" - Yuriy "There's so much ADD in here, we need to add another 'D'!" - Steve "The end is near! Repent! Repent!" - Me "Phee phi fo phum." - Yuriy "You're a jackass!" "Sue Me!" - The Breakfast Club "Shut up before I smite you! Smiting! Smiting!" - Me "But what if the Cat was possessed?" - Anna "Wow! We're outside!" - Amelia "Dominate!" - Everyone "Midgetwithfish!" - Simon "Please keep the ADD to a dull roar..." - Yuriy "Stupid cocky German capitalist facists-to-be!" - Amelia "Could you describe the ruckus, sir?" - The Breakfast Club "...In your pants!" - The Criminals "...In bed with a rope!" - Remica's school of fish "No, no, no, there's no drugs here..." - Steve "No, no, no, there's no drugs in my pants..." - Me "That's impossible! My dope's in Johnson's pants!" - The Breakfast club "When I get older, these kids are going to take care of me..." "I wouln't count on it." - The Breakfast Club "I'm the Lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up midgets." - Family Guy |
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