A couple of very strange boardgames sit on a table in front of you.


 
FEUDALISM
        A variant of chess that utalizes 4 players instead of 2.  I was severely mocked for creating this beast.

WARLORDS
        My take on collectable card games.  Unlike normal games of this nature, Warlords utalizes a board.  I created an entire set of cards, and rules for playing, as well as a board and special dice.  The game works a little better with each revision, and though it is not perfect yet, I think the concept is quite fun.  At least my friends are more willing to play it than Feudalism.
 
 

Also resting on the table is a book of amature movies.

Note: There is no way to place my videos on this page as they are much too big, so what I will do is give a brief explaination of my
favorites.
 

THE GERMAN YEARS:
All the following projects were created for German class in high school.

DIE TOTE KATZE (The Dead Cat)
        This is a totally demented piece that starts with a dead cat getting run over by a car, then includes a party at a cemetary where everybody is killed.

DER MANN IN MEINEM SINN (The Man In My Mind)
        Basically a man keeps having horrible dreams caused by a demon.  This causes him to commit suicide.

S7EBEN (Se7en)
        A one joke short, with the seven deadly sins being replaced by the seven dwarfs.
 
 

COLLEGE WORK:
 
HYLOTH: THE TYRANT PRINCIPAL
        An animated short where a principal with hooks for hands brutaly destroys an auditorium full of students.

PSA: GAME?  THINK NOT!
        My 30 second public service announcement warning the dangers of Russian Roulette.  My professer asked the very valid question.... Do we really need this?  Probably not, but it made a rather amusing video.

PLEASE FORWARD TO THE FBI
        Based on the legend of the Paulding Light.  A group of kids attempt to find the source of a ghost light, but are shocked when they find it is simply a redneck with a lamp.

PAWNS: THE RISE OF FEUDALISM
        A fake documentary based on the true account of my creating 4 player chess.  Based on fact about my friends scathing mockery towards me about the whole idea.

THE GREAT ESCAPADE
        Four college students attempt to steal a Table from the lobby of their residence hall.  A play on The Great Escape.

EXCURSIONS
        This is my video that everybody loves, and I cannot figure out why.  The narrator addresses the audience and insults them through the entire piece.

ZORN
        Back to my German Video roots, I chose the title Zorn as it means 'anger' in German.  The piece itself is about a brutal knife murder, and in truth is little more than a music video of Faith No More's "The Gentle Art of Making Enemies".

FLUID
        A friend wrote a story that inspired this one.  Premise:  evil scientists are turning people into liquid!

AUDITION
        A young aspiring actor performs Fugue for Tinhorns at an audition by splitting in 3 and performing the entire trio himself!

VIOLENCE
        No story, just a battle royal on the top of Sugarloaf Mountian.

OBITUARY
        Shots of tombstones and freaky words being spoken beneath them.

INTERROGATION
        A rather strange piece with dialogue being cut and repeated rapidly.  Brutal men attack a man when he will not confess to a crime.
 
 

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