| Better Off Dead (1985) Lane Myer: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime. Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars. Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My gandma dropped acid this morning and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye! [slams the door shut] |
| Fast Time At Ridgemont High (1982) Businessman: It says one hundred precent gauranteed, you moron! Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of you ass! |
| Licence To Drive (1988) Les: An innocent girl, a harmless driver. What could possibly go wrong? |
| Sixteen Candles (1984) Geek: Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens. |
| The Breakfast Club (1985) Brian Johnson: Dear mr. Vermont: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever is is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest of terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and an basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that anwer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club. |
| Pretty in Pink (1986) Andie: You know you're talking like that just because I'm going out with Blane. Duckie: Blane, His name is Blane. . . oh that's a major appliance that's not a name. |
| Some Kind of Wonderful (1987) Keith Nelson: You can't tell a book by its cover. Watts: No, but you can tell how much it's gonna cost you. Keith Nelson: Wow, I never knew you were so deep. Watts: You want shallow, call Amanda Jones. |
| Just One of the Guys (1985) Terry: Aren't you embarrassed? Buddy: Nope, I'm horny. Horny will kick embarrassment's ass anytime. |
| The Goonies (1985) Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything! Chunk: Everything. Ok! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister's Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. . . When my mom sent me to summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. . . But the worst thing I ever done I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to the movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-then, I made a noise like thus huu huu huu huuuuuuuuuuuuu and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma! |
| Can't Buy Me Love (1987) Chuckie Miller: You nuked my brother. Candy Muncini: What? Chuckie Miller: You took him from "geek" status, to "king" status, to no status. |
| The Princess Bride (1987) The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage! Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. [out to Westley, Inige and Fezzik] The Impressive Clergyman: And wuv! Twoo wuv! [out to the trio again] The Impressive Clergyman: So treasure you wuv. Prince Humperdink: Skip to the end. The Impressive Clergyman: Have you the wing? [out to the trio once more] Prince Humperdink: Man and wife! Say man and wife! The Impressive Clergyman: Man an' wife. |
| An Officer and A Gentleman (1982) Sgt. Foley: I don't believe what I'm seeing. Where've you been all your lives? At an orgy! Listening to Mick Jagger music and bad mouthing your country I bet. |
| The Karate Kid I (1984) [Miyagi karate-chops the tops off three beer bottles] Daniel LaRusso: How did you do that? How did you do that? Miyagi: Don't know. First time. |
| The Big Chill (1983) Sam Weber: So how's your life? Karen: Oh, great. How's yours? Sam Weber: Not so great. Karen: Ohhh, we're telling the truth. |
| The Karate Kid II (1986) [Walking through the Okinawa airport, Daniel and Miyagi fidn a poster advertising Sato's karate school. The poster shows Sato breaking a log with his bare hands.] Daniel LaRusso: You think you could break a log like that? Miyagi: Don't know. Never been attacked by a tree. |
| A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) Freddy Kruger: I'm gonna kill you slow. |
| Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (1985) [About a motorcycle] Janey: Is it safe? Drew: It's the safest thing you'll ever have between your legs. Janey: What? Drew, Jeff: Nothing! |
| Ruthless People (1986) Barbara Stone: So, if I look like his mother and you look like his father, that is what our son would look like. Pretty strong argument for birth control. |
| Summer School (1987) [About sobriety.] Chainsaw: Reality is so unreal. Dave: But it is a nice change. Chainsaw: True. Two thumbs up. |
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