Anarchy Title Challenge

The reporter nods and awaits Baine's response.

 Baine: "You see, Jericho seems to have pissed off all the wrong people. Therefore naturally, I feel it necessary to go in for the strike while I can. You feel you can just stroll through this federation and do whatever the hell you wish, but that ends now. I watched the promo you cut for your match against my brother and bub that was pathetic. He is going to tear your arms off and beat you with them. Not to mention what the rest of the roster is going to do to you when they start in after you wanting a piece of that title you are carrying for me. You say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Interesting wording there shit face. Because you couldn't be closer to the truth than if were a serpent poised to strike. But the vengeance here is not yours to be sought after. Rather it is mine. That's right mine for a few reasons. First reason is that since I have been here in the ULW, I have been treated like a second class citizen. Being ignored and beaten too many times to admit. I have asked for singles matches many times but nothing has come from my requests. Therefore it stands to reason that should I take that title from you, the brass will have no choice but to stand up and recognize my abilities. My one track mind now is to hurt you and anyone else who dares to try and stop me. You see, for a long time I went by another name. That name being Onslaught. It was given to me for the nonstop carnage I caused during my two year reign as world champion in a previous federation. For two years I held that title and was undefeated in all that time by any. I have that belt today as the federation closed it's doors with me still champion.

 I want this federation to know that side of my persona. Know it, and remember it always. I want every man and woman who enters the squared circle with me to have forever etched in their memory the fierceness that is Baine. You should feel privileged Jericho. For you are to be the first of many to know the old me. Devin spoke last week of regression. Well now you will come to know what that means. This isn't for show, or to gain brownie points with some retarded fans in Bum Fuck Idaho. This is the real deal bub. So believe me when I say, this isn't something you will ever forget. Before I continue I must point out a few key factors I can imagine you remarking with. First off I am sure you have heard this sort of line before from other opponents, and you managed to win. Well I am not one of those jobbers, and if need be I will do my best to fucking end your life or career. whichever comes first. It doesn't matter to me bitch, just bring it. I don't give a rats ass who I have to go through to get to you, because sooner or later I WILL get to you. And when I get there I will bear with me all the years of frustration and pain that have build around me. The wall that holds me back is not coming down, its fucking exploding with the debris coming straight at your sorry ass.

Also rest assured by wrath will not stop there. If you try and run away, I know of ways of bringing you back to me. I will grab your fucking rug rat of a kid of yours and beat him an inch of his life. Whatever it takes right? I am tossing out every fiber of morality I have left in me. I am done being the stereotypical muscle behind the brains figure. I will stand out and high above the rest of you and your kind of pretty boy ass grabbers in this business. I shall come as a rider upon a black horse and death shall be my name. Hell shall have no fury compared to me truly unleashed. You have a major weakness Jericho. That weakness is a family. One of the many rules to war is to exploit your opponents weaknesses. So just remember this, I can find them bitch. No matter where they are, or where you hide them, there is no place on this earth safe for them. I am coming for you Jericho,  and as my brother Devin would say Hell is coming with me."

 Baine spits on the white carpet and continues.

 Baine: "But don't be too upset Jericho for you are not the only target set for assassination this week, for there are others coming after that title of yours also. So let this be a warning to them all. Stand in my way and receive the same as Jericho. A fuck load of pain, and a lifetime of regrets. Not a threat by the way bitches, a promise. I always fulfill my promises. I don't care who you are, where you come from, or even the color of your skin. This week marks the beginning of the end to any who oppose me. So sit back, pray, and allow me to invite you to go on a rollercoaster ride of a monumentally agonizing experiences. You have all pissed off the wrong mother fucker, and for that you must receive your just desserts. That is all I have to say about the Anarchy title match for now, so I shall continue with the 6 man tag elimination match."

 Baine takes a drink of a bottled water and continues.....

Continued on 6 man tag elimination match.