The Sock Gap
The sock gap is a travesty to all mankind, yet few men are aware of it's existence, and terrible consequences. The sock gap lies between the time you remove your shirt, and the time you remove your pants. If the socks are not removed before the pants, what you are ultimately left with is a naked man, in socks. No self respecting woman would have sex with a man in socks. Over the generations, countless men have fallen victim to the sock gap--only you can put a halt to this awful phenomenom! spread the word!