The finer things in life
A tribute to the good things in life that we take for granted by going to or using
Now I know what your thinking, the finer things in life is only love, but you don't know how wrong you are. And I must say that your a pathetic sap if you thinking the finer things in life is only love, your forgeting about sex. Without sex there isnt love. Or is it the other way around, but that besides the point. Sex didnt even make the list, since no matter what sex is always part of life, and lets be frank, you cant live without it. Its a necesitatey. But, lets get straight to the list. 
First and foremost, lets get the groups down. The groups are as follows: food, cars, stores, and entertainment. Now that the groups have been listed, lets get down to the specifics. The first group we are going to disect, im discuss is food. 
The most important thing in life is eating, but more importantly is the place where you get the food. First and quite frankly is, how could you forget or not to think of, Applebees. The one restraunt that no one, and i mean no one, can get tired of eating. With so many choices to chose from the amount of taste escasty is endless. Lets just name a few of the great choices: Crispy Buttermilk Shrimp, Chicken Fried Chicken, Chicken & Broccoli Pasta Alfredo, and their Chicken Fingers Platter. With plates like that my mouth waters just typing about them. And lets not forget Aaron's all time favorite Crispy Orange Skillet. Its the perfect mixture of Eastern spices coupled with a warm orange glaze leaves the breaded boneless chicken tasting sweet, spicy and oh so satisfying. It also flavorful array of stir-fry vegetables and almond rice pilaf accompany one of their newest Skillet Sensations™. And, with so many locations to go to, why not try a good and flavorful dish. 
Now thats enough gloating on Applebees, now lets mention the next best restraunt, according to Aaron at least, is Long John Sliver's, in my opinion the worst tasting restraunt in the world, but since Aaron is in love with that place, its always good to mention. With their choices of food ranging from fish, chicken, shrimp, clams, corn on the cob, fries, slaw, hushpuppies, cheese sticks, fish/chicken sandwiches. And who can forget about the desserts, chocolate cream, and pineapple cream cheese.
Now that finer eats are taken care of, lets move on too...Cars. The favs and finers ones are... a BMW Roadster, BMW M3 Convertible and the Jaguar XK8 Convertible. The 2004 Z4, aka Roadester, 
is a 2-door, 2-passenger luxury convertible, or convertible sports car, available in two trims, the roadster 2.5i and the roadster 3.0i. The 2004 Z4's closest competitors include the Audi A4, the Honda S2000, and the Volvo C70. Upon introduction, the roadster 2.5i is equipped with a standard 2.5-liter, I6, 184-horsepower engine that achieves 20-mpg in the city and 28-mpg on the highway. A 5-speed manual transmission is standard, and a 5-speed automatic transmission with overdrive, and a 6-speed manual transmission with overdrive are optional. The roadster 3.0i is equipped with a standard 3.0-liter, I6, 225-horsepower engine that achieves 21-mpg in the city and 29-mpg on the highway. A 6-speed manual transmission with overdrive is standard, and a 5-speed automatic transmission with overdrive is optional. The 2004 Z4 is all-new for 2004. With all that who wouldnt want it. And it only costs $33,600 to $40,900, not bad right. 
Next is the BMW M3 Convertable. The 2004 M3 is a 2-door, up to 5-passenger luxury sports car, or convertible sports car, available in two trims, the Coupe and the Convertible. The 2004 M3's closest competitors include the Acura NSX, the Mercedes-Benz CL-Class, and the Volvo C70. Upon introduction, the Coupe is equipped with a standard 3.2-liter, I6, 333-horsepower engine that achieves 16-mpg in the city and 24-mpg on the highway. The Convertible is equipped with a standard 3.2-liter, I6, 333-horsepower engine that achieves 16-mpg in the city and 23-mpg on the highway. A 6-speed manual transmission with overdrive is standard on both trims. The 2004 M3 is a carryover from 2003. And it only ranges from $47,100 to $55,600. 
And finally the 2004 Jaguar XK8 Convertible. The 2004 XK is a 2-door, 4-passenger luxury convertible, luxury sports car, or convertible sports car, available in 5 trims, ranging from the XK8 Coupe to the XKR Portfolio Convertible. The 2004 XK's closest competitors include the Acura NSX, the Maserati Coupe, and the Porsche Carrera GT. Upon introduction, the XK8 Coupe is equipped with a standard 4.2-liter, V8, 294-horsepower engine that achieves 18-mpg in the city and 26-mpg on the highway. 
The XKR Portfolio Convertible is equipped with a standard 4.2-liter, V8, 390-horsepower, supercharged engine that achieves 16-mpg in the city and 23-mpg on the highway. A 6-speed automatic transmission with overdrive is standard on both trims. The 2004 XK is a carryover from 2003. And it only ranges $67,641 to $74,330. And that completes the list of fabulous and greatest cars.
Next is the finer stores. When thinking of Aaron two stores come to mind first. Target and WalMart. Plus we cant forget A&F. At WalMart, its "Always low prices, Always". And at Target its " Expect more. Pay less". 
With slogans like that why wouldnt you go there. The only difference in the two stores is quality and service. Their about the same in both, but its your prefrence in chosing which one you want to go to. On one hand you have ghetto mexican store, WalMart, and in the other, you have rich mexican store, Target. Your choice. Choose wisely. Now when thinking of stores in general, we have to mention the mall. The mall has more stores contain in one building, then the number of balls Aaron owns. In particular, Ingram Park Mall and North Star are the best malls to go to. North Star has an extensive lineup that includes over 200 specialty stores and five anchor department stores, in addition to a selection of 
local and national eateries. And has been dub as "San Antonio's Most Brilliant Collection". And Ingram Park Mall is situated on San Antonio's energetic Northwest side, Ingram Park Mall offers a wonderful shopping experience for the whole family. Distinct department stores include Dillard's Fashion, Dillard's Home, JCPenney, Foley's, Sears and Bealls. Ingram Park Mall also features more than 150 specialty stores such as American Eagle Outfitters, Bath & Body Works, The Disney Store, Express, Footaction USA, Gap, Gadzooks, Gymboree, Helzberg Diamonds, James Avery, Pacific Sunwear, Express Men, Toni & Guy and Victoria's Secret. New to Ingram Park Mall are Aveda Lifestyle Store, Rave Girl, Hot Topic, Gap Body, GapKids, babyGap and Children's Place. 
We have come to the end, last but not least Entertainment. When thinking of entertainment, we can not leave out Bowling, not to mention Oak Hills Lanes. Ahh, yes the good old cosmic bowling. How could we forget about the greatest event every Friday and Saturday night, that I so "happily" get to work. For just $13 dollars you get to bowl as much as you can in just 3 joyful hours. And, you wont believe it, but it includes your shoe rental. While your bowling you can win cheap ass prizes that are given to us by crapy restruants. The only good thing about the prizes is the chance to win a 19 inch color tv. But hey its kinda hard to win, so dont try. 
Sounds like good entertainment to me. Next is Exxon. I know i know, its really not entertainment but where else can you get icees? Their mmm...mmm...good. WIth so many, usually two, flavors to chose from, its soo good. Damn, now i want one. With locations all around, they the greatest form of entertainment, and not to mention cheapest. With prices only ranging below the 2 dollar mark. Good for cheap people. And finally if your really in the mood, the best entertainment is none other then.... The Tower of the Americas, ask for Roberto for more enjoyment. And for your information, you have to eat a complete meal if you sit down. Which they do not tell you. If you dont you get charge for the ride up there. And believe you dont want to pay for it. 
And not to mention every entree onthe menu is over $15. And not to mention nothing for vegaterians. Sorry, even if you can only eat a salad, you have to get a meat entree. Bastards!! Lets not forget to mention the outragous prices for everything. Don't ask for any favors from the employees, then wont comply, only if they work the elevator. And not to mention you have to pay for parking, damn them, they skrew you everywhere. Hope you enjoyed the finer things in life. Now go get them or go to them.
First and foremost, lets get the groups down. The groups are as follows: food, cars, stores, and entertainment. Now that the groups have been listed, lets get down to the specifics. The first group we are going to disect, im discuss is food. 
The most important thing in life is eating, but more importantly is the place where you get the food. First and quite frankly is, how could you forget or not to think of, Applebees. The one restraunt that no one, and i mean no one, can get tired of eating. With so many choices to chose from the amount of taste escasty is endless. Lets just name a few of the great choices: Crispy Buttermilk Shrimp, Chicken Fried Chicken, Chicken & Broccoli Pasta Alfredo, and their Chicken Fingers Platter. With plates like that my mouth waters just typing about them. And lets not forget Aaron's all time favorite Crispy Orange Skillet. Its the perfect mixture of Eastern spices coupled with a warm orange glaze leaves the breaded boneless chicken tasting sweet, spicy and oh so satisfying. It also flavorful array of stir-fry vegetables and almond rice pilaf accompany one of their newest Skillet Sensations™. And, with so many locations to go to, why not try a good and flavorful dish. 
Now thats enough gloating on Applebees, now lets mention the next best restraunt, according to Aaron at least, is Long John Sliver's, in my opinion the worst tasting restraunt in the world, but since Aaron is in love with that place, its always good to mention. With their choices of food ranging from fish, chicken, shrimp, clams, corn on the cob, fries, slaw, hushpuppies, cheese sticks, fish/chicken sandwiches. And who can forget about the desserts, chocolate cream, and pineapple cream cheese.
Now that finer eats are taken care of, lets move on too...Cars. The favs and finers ones are... a BMW Roadster, BMW M3 Convertible and the Jaguar XK8 Convertible. The 2004 Z4, aka Roadester, 
is a 2-door, 2-passenger luxury convertible, or convertible sports car, available in two trims, the roadster 2.5i and the roadster 3.0i. The 2004 Z4's closest competitors include the Audi A4, the Honda S2000, and the Volvo C70. Upon introduction, the roadster 2.5i is equipped with a standard 2.5-liter, I6, 184-horsepower engine that achieves 20-mpg in the city and 28-mpg on the highway. A 5-speed manual transmission is standard, and a 5-speed automatic transmission with overdrive, and a 6-speed manual transmission with overdrive are optional. The roadster 3.0i is equipped with a standard 3.0-liter, I6, 225-horsepower engine that achieves 21-mpg in the city and 29-mpg on the highway. A 6-speed manual transmission with overdrive is standard, and a 5-speed automatic transmission with overdrive is optional. The 2004 Z4 is all-new for 2004. With all that who wouldnt want it. And it only costs $33,600 to $40,900, not bad right. 
Next is the BMW M3 Convertable. The 2004 M3 is a 2-door, up to 5-passenger luxury sports car, or convertible sports car, available in two trims, the Coupe and the Convertible. The 2004 M3's closest competitors include the Acura NSX, the Mercedes-Benz CL-Class, and the Volvo C70. Upon introduction, the Coupe is equipped with a standard 3.2-liter, I6, 333-horsepower engine that achieves 16-mpg in the city and 24-mpg on the highway. The Convertible is equipped with a standard 3.2-liter, I6, 333-horsepower engine that achieves 16-mpg in the city and 23-mpg on the highway. A 6-speed manual transmission with overdrive is standard on both trims. The 2004 M3 is a carryover from 2003. And it only ranges from $47,100 to $55,600. 
And finally the 2004 Jaguar XK8 Convertible. The 2004 XK is a 2-door, 4-passenger luxury convertible, luxury sports car, or convertible sports car, available in 5 trims, ranging from the XK8 Coupe to the XKR Portfolio Convertible. The 2004 XK's closest competitors include the Acura NSX, the Maserati Coupe, and the Porsche Carrera GT. Upon introduction, the XK8 Coupe is equipped with a standard 4.2-liter, V8, 294-horsepower engine that achieves 18-mpg in the city and 26-mpg on the highway. 
The XKR Portfolio Convertible is equipped with a standard 4.2-liter, V8, 390-horsepower, supercharged engine that achieves 16-mpg in the city and 23-mpg on the highway. A 6-speed automatic transmission with overdrive is standard on both trims. The 2004 XK is a carryover from 2003. And it only ranges $67,641 to $74,330. And that completes the list of fabulous and greatest cars.
Next is the finer stores. When thinking of Aaron two stores come to mind first. Target and WalMart. Plus we cant forget A&F. At WalMart, its "Always low prices, Always". And at Target its " Expect more. Pay less". 
With slogans like that why wouldnt you go there. The only difference in the two stores is quality and service. Their about the same in both, but its your prefrence in chosing which one you want to go to. On one hand you have ghetto mexican store, WalMart, and in the other, you have rich mexican store, Target. Your choice. Choose wisely. Now when thinking of stores in general, we have to mention the mall. The mall has more stores contain in one building, then the number of balls Aaron owns. In particular, Ingram Park Mall and North Star are the best malls to go to. North Star has an extensive lineup that includes over 200 specialty stores and five anchor department stores, in addition to a selection of 
local and national eateries. And has been dub as "San Antonio's Most Brilliant Collection". And Ingram Park Mall is situated on San Antonio's energetic Northwest side, Ingram Park Mall offers a wonderful shopping experience for the whole family. Distinct department stores include Dillard's Fashion, Dillard's Home, JCPenney, Foley's, Sears and Bealls. Ingram Park Mall also features more than 150 specialty stores such as American Eagle Outfitters, Bath & Body Works, The Disney Store, Express, Footaction USA, Gap, Gadzooks, Gymboree, Helzberg Diamonds, James Avery, Pacific Sunwear, Express Men, Toni & Guy and Victoria's Secret. New to Ingram Park Mall are Aveda Lifestyle Store, Rave Girl, Hot Topic, Gap Body, GapKids, babyGap and Children's Place. 
We have come to the end, last but not least Entertainment. When thinking of entertainment, we can not leave out Bowling, not to mention Oak Hills Lanes. Ahh, yes the good old cosmic bowling. How could we forget about the greatest event every Friday and Saturday night, that I so "happily" get to work. For just $13 dollars you get to bowl as much as you can in just 3 joyful hours. And, you wont believe it, but it includes your shoe rental. While your bowling you can win cheap ass prizes that are given to us by crapy restruants. The only good thing about the prizes is the chance to win a 19 inch color tv. But hey its kinda hard to win, so dont try. 
Sounds like good entertainment to me. Next is Exxon. I know i know, its really not entertainment but where else can you get icees? Their mmm...mmm...good. WIth so many, usually two, flavors to chose from, its soo good. Damn, now i want one. With locations all around, they the greatest form of entertainment, and not to mention cheapest. With prices only ranging below the 2 dollar mark. Good for cheap people. And finally if your really in the mood, the best entertainment is none other then.... The Tower of the Americas, ask for Roberto for more enjoyment. And for your information, you have to eat a complete meal if you sit down. Which they do not tell you. If you dont you get charge for the ride up there. And believe you dont want to pay for it. 
And not to mention every entree onthe menu is over $15. And not to mention nothing for vegaterians. Sorry, even if you can only eat a salad, you have to get a meat entree. Bastards!! Lets not forget to mention the outragous prices for everything. Don't ask for any favors from the employees, then wont comply, only if they work the elevator. And not to mention you have to pay for parking, damn them, they skrew you everywhere. Hope you enjoyed the finer things in life. Now go get them or go to them.