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Bowling

This page contains info and pictures surronding none other then bowling. A past time that helps may deal with anger and fustration. Though this game may cause more anger, but this way if you hit the pins it will allow to vent in a safe but yet sometimes expensive way. Its better to bowl then to hit.



Ahh, yes the good old cosmic bowling logo. How could we forget about the greatest event every Friday and Saturday night, that I so "happily" get to work. For just $13 dollars you get to bowl as much as you can in just 3 joyful hours. And, you wont believe it, but it includes your shoe rental. While your bowling you can win cheap ass prizes that are given to us by crapy restruants. The only good thing about the prizes is the chance to win a 19 inch color tv. But hey its kinda hard to win, so dont try.


Hey look the crap i have to deal with. Yes, you guessed it, if you didnt you pretty damn stupid. But, if not its the damn bowling shoes. Let me into on a little secret. Dont use the shoes from there, bring your own, and your own balls, you dont want know whats been in the balls. Its distrubing. And if your thinking that there clean, the shoes that is, because of that spray i put in there your so wrong. Its nothing more then just plain air. We buy cans that contain air in a aerosal can. Pretty convencing huh? And if you need to use the alley shoes, wear two pairs of socks, then when you get home burn you socks and wash your feet several times.




So, I know what your thinking. That this picture has nothing to do with bowling, but you dont know how worng you are. What a better way to bowl and let out some well needed venting and what better person to put in the ball then the person you hate. Its good. So many people to chose from. Who should we chose. The possibilities are endless. There are so many poeple, but so little frames to go around. *tear* And, just think of it this way, if you chose the right person, imagine all the strikes you can get. A perfect game everytime, forget about pratice, just think of the person you are going to put in the ball. Just think about your first game of bowling you have ever bowled and getting a perfect game, and all you have to bring is the person you hate the most. What an easier way to get back at them and play a great game. Cant wait to get one in town. Can you wait that long?



More and more Shoes! Wooopee!

Now go Bowl!



Me at work!