GROUP PRESENTATION
Linda Richman: Welcome to Coffee Talk.  I'm your host, Linda Richman.  Today, we're going to have literary critics on our show discussing literary criticism.  Oh yes.  Our show was brought to you today by the MSU top 100 bookmark and Dr. Sexson.  Thank you Dr. Sexson.  I'd like to introduce you to our panel.  First we have Judith Butler.  She's a queer theorist.  There's NOTHING wrong with being a queer theorist.  Welcome to the show Judith.
Judith Butler:  Thank you for having me, Linda
LR: Next, Hugh of St. Victor, straight
straight in from Saxsony.  He's a teacher.  My mother had him for elementary school, she's that ancient.  Don't tell anyone but I hear he has an obsession with berries.  Maybe a wino but you didn't hear that from me.  Welcome Hugh
LR:  Next we have a very charming French man.  Mr. Roland Barthes.  Don't mention anything about the milkman or milk or even cows.  We're having our coffee black today folks.
Roland Barthes: Milk?
LR: Ha......Also on our show we have the infamous Homi Bhabha.  No, not Homi from the hood.  He's from India. I hear he's a relative of Ghandi's.  And last but not least, strutting across the stage is Thomas Love Peacock.  Shake your tail feather Thomas Love.  Shake your tail feather.  Alright everybody.  Today our topic is William Shakespeare.  I just love the guy.  I just watched that movie.  Romeo and Juliet with that hunk Leonardo Dicaprio.  It was so sad......Oh...I think I'm getting a little verklempt.  PLease....talk amongst yourselves.
HB: I think we should throw Shakespeare out.  He's just perpetuationg the Western tradition
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