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Ok, this is a little idea that I had on one of the many lurch-baiting days (economics). Basically, it means that Man United self-destruct. The MU supporters are all living below burmingham. Unfortunately, the Spaghetti Junction is very congestioned. Some supporters support Arsenal, as they are more successsful. This causes gate recipts to fall, meaning more mindless merchandise must be produced. These include chocolate medals of every goal ever scored for MU. Including reserve games. Anyway, realising the hollowness of this, switch to Arsenal. Unfortunately, they look for MUTV's arsenal equivalent. They find Arse TV - the UK's premier Arse Channel. Due to lack of fans, the Manchester Board of Directors are forced into selling David Beckham to PNE for £5. The resulting boost of goodness mean Preston are promoted easily. Manchester fall to mid-table obscurity, and Arsenal recieve a new following of would-be porn stars. And Bummers. |
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