Testimony by SackaNuts:
If you wear a Hot Official Brethren Clan T-shirt or Ball Cap you are sure to get the chick of your dreams. No kiddin. One day I was wearing one of these sweet T-Shirts and this girl that was probably thirteen or so came up to me and said, "Hey are you a member of The Brethren Clan?" So I said, "What does it look like snap?" And then I gave her my mean look that means I mean business look and she kind of backed away slowly as she licked her lips. But then I struck my sexy yet tough pose by swiftly dropping to one knee and pointing my finger out at her as if it was a gun, and then I said..."Have you ever seen someone move so fast as the way in which I just moved very fastly yet very precise and gracefully?" It was then that she realized that her inhibitions were no match for me and my freakin awesome T-Shirt...and by freakin awesome I mean holy crap that was freakin awesome. It was at that moment that she took off her shoe and threw it right in the place that is the place right in between your eyes. I blacked out and when I woke up to the cool wet feeling in my pants and the sweet smell of urine I realized that the shirt may make me look cool but it will not cure my incontinence problem. Moral of the story is...even if you have a problem urinating in your pants...you can still look good doing it.
This is my testimony,
SackaNuts
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