| by T. Allen Lambert
Nephi: Of goodly parents I was born I've never drunk, I've never sworn This is Lehi, he's my dad Laman, Lemuel, they are bad And who is this? Why this is Sam Yes, this is Sam; Sam: Sam I am Laman: That Sam I am, that Sam I am I do not like that Sam I am Sam: In a tent, my father dwelt Laman: And it's so hot, I think I'll melt Lemuel: Our father's brain is out of whack Laman: Yeah, it's too hot, I'm going back Lehi: Then go and get the plates my dear Laman: On second thought, I'm staying here Nephi: You said you'd leave and go away Now all you want to do is stay? Lemuel: That Nephi always gets his way Laman: Here we are in this damp cave Sam: We would not be here if you'd behave Nephi: I will go and I will do There's the angel, that's my cue Laban's had too much to drink Now he'll lose his head, I think Nephi: Look what I found, a brother from the quorum Sam: We will take him home, we will call him Zoram Lemuel: Oh great, another pathetic life form Laman: Our gold and silver we have spent I do not like it in this tent Lemuel: I cannot read the Liahona I must have drunk too much Corona Laman: We hate it here, we have no lives Lehi: Then go back to the city and get some wives Lehi: A tree, a tree, I see a tree The fruit is white, the fruit is free A floating building, could it be? Why do they laugh and stare at me? Laman, Lemuel, come and see Laman: We will not eat your precious fruit Lemuel: We will not wear a tie and suit Laman: We will not help you build your boat Lemuel: We do not think that it will float Laman: No not this boat, it will not float Not even in a shallow moat I do not care what Nephi wrote Lemuel: We will not eat your fruit I say Laman: We will not eat it on a tray Lemuel: And we won't eat it in a tent Not even if your clothes you rent Laman: We'd rather have a can of spam L & L: We will not eat it, Sam I am Sam: You do not like it, so you say Try it, try it, and you may Try it and you may I say Laman: Sam, if you will let us be, We will try it, you will see L&L: Say, we like this fruit of life Sorry that we caused such strife You've saved us from an awful jam Thank you, thank you, Sam I am << Back |
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