THE SURGERY
I WENT TO THE DOCTOR - HE GAVE ME LOTS OF PILLS
AND COS I'M ONLY 18 - I DIDN'T GET NO BILLS
I WENT TO THE DOCTOR - I SAID MY LIFE WAS SHITE
HE GAVE ME LOTS OF CAPSULES - THEY'RE LITTLE, GREEN AND WHITE

DOCTOR, DOCTOR WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME - IT FEELS LIKE I AM MISSING SOMETHING, MY SUPPLY OF SEROTONIN
DOCTOR, DOCTOR WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME - IT FEELS LIKE I AM MISSING SOMETHING, MY SUPPLY OF SEROTONIN

YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR - AND SHOWED HIM ALL YOUR LICE
HE ASK YOU WHERE YOU GOT 'EM AND - IT WASN'T SOME PLACE NICE
YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR AND SHOWED HIM YOUR RASH
HE SAYS THAT'S WHAT YOU GET IF YOU'RE GETTING SEX FOR CASH

DOCTOR, DOCTOR WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME - IT FEELS LIKE I AM MISSING SOMETHING, MY SUPPLY OF SEROTONIN
DOCTOR, DOCTOR WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME - IT FEELS LIKE I AM MISSING SOMETHING, MY SUPPLY OF SEROTONIN