Lexi Hargrove exclaims, "Woo! Then let's get started! Let's hear it for Lisa!"

You see Mrs. Lisa Stone.
She appears to be in her early thirties.
She stands 5 feet and 4 inches tall and has an average build.  She has tan skin, waist-length wavy dark brown hair, and emerald eyes.
Lisa seems to be in an irritated mood.

Lisa Stone is wearing an outdated remote control-shaped communicator covered in greasy fingerprints, a bent and tarnished wedding ring, a pair of fuzzy blue slippers, a pair of sagging pantyhose with two life-sized screaming dolls hanging on each leg, a dirty-blonde wig rolled up in large curlers, a stained and dingy white apron covering a very wrinkled and faded blue dress with the hem ripped and hanging down in the front, a well-used diaper bag, and some drips of glistening saliva.

Lisa Stone says, "ok"
Lisa Stone drags herself to the center of the group.
Lisa Stone looks a little stressed.
Lisa Stone sighs and looks down toward the dolls hanging on her legs.
Lisa Stone says, "I told you two, I will tell you a story later, but only if you behave."
Lisa Stone tries to pull her pantyhose up, which obviously doesn't help.
Lisa Stone looks up to the heavens and shakes her head in frustration...Why me?
Lisa Stone reaches up and scratches her head where a loose curler hangs.
Lisa Stone looks down at the dolls and says, "Ok, if you both will stop driving me...hmmm, if you both will be really good, I'll give you some candy."
Lisa Stone opens a well-used diaper bag.
Lisa Stone takes some candy from her diaper bag and pretends to give it to the dolls.
Lisa Stone puts the rest of the candy back in the diaper bag and wipes her now-sticky hands on her apron.
Lisa Stone slumps helplessly as one of the dolls begins screaming again.
Lisa Stone says, "Sorry everyone, I'll just sit down now, these kids just won't behave."
Lisa Stone pulls her hair in frustration!
Lisa Stone walks back to her seat.
Lisa Stone sits down.

Kristin Patton steps out of the shadows.
Kristin Patton waves.
Lexi Hargrove says, "We have an additional judge."
Lexi Hargrove winks.
Lexi Hargrove holds hands with Kristin Patton.
Kristin Patton curtsies.
Kristin Patton grins.
Lisa Stone asks, "do I have to go again then?"
Lexi Hargrove shakes her head.
Lisa Stone nods.

Lexi Hargrove asks, "Ichiko! Are you ready?"
Ichiko Daiumi nods to Lexi Hargrove.
Lexi Hargrove exclaims, "Let's see it!"

You see Ingenue Ichiko Daiumi.
She appears to be in her early twenties.
She stands 5 feet and 4 inches tall and has an average build.  She has tan skin, waist-length wavy midnight black hair, and blue-green eyes.
Ichiko seems to be in a bleak mood.

She is holding a very BIG can of hairspray in her left hand.
Ichiko Daiumi is wearing a Cousin Ich costume, a pair of sunglasses, and a fine felt bowler.

Ichiko Daiumi shows a Cousin Ich costume to you.
Seemingly nothing but an ambling mass of hair, Cousin Ich moves about briskly and efficiently despite no appearance of appendages of any kind.
Ichiko Daiumi shows a very BIG can of hairspray to you.
Nearly as tall as Cousin Ich, this container is fitted with wheels and a towstrap for easy transporting.
Ichiko Daiumi slides to the center of the area, leaving a huge hairball behind.
Ichiko Daiumi draws a script labelled 'Hair--the Musical' out of her fur and begins chattering musically.
Ichiko Daiumi doesn't notice, but her hairball is skittering around looking for food.
Ichiko Daiumi keeps singing, as the hairball brushes past you and starts purring.
Ichiko Daiumi notices the hairball. It's making a squealing noise now for some reason, being chased by someone with a really knobby forehead.
Ichiko Daiumi retrieves her hairball, and sprays it's pursuer with her hairspray. He heads off, covered in sticky mist.

Lexi Hargrove exclaims, "Auguste! You're up, friend!"

[You are wearing a medium-sized leather weapon sling, some shiny pink lipstick, some red nail-polish, a sheer layered turquoise sundress with long swirling skirts painted with aquatic motifs, a pair of turquoise leather high-heeled sandals with tiny gold seashell charms, a pink pearl pendant, a gold shell-shaped purse, a PBR communicator, a slender golden hairpin, a gold watch, a black and yellow ribbon affixed with an American flag pin, and some aquamarine earrings.]

You feel nervous.
Auguste Delatour smiles nervously as she walks to the center of the area, tottering a bit on her high heels.
You say, "Good evening, everybody. Well, since we are on an island, I decided to look to the ocean for inspiration. I am dressed as the sea."
Auguste Delatour twirls around, showing off her aquatic-themed sundress.
You show a sheer layered turquoise sundress with long swirling skirts painted with aquatic motifs to everyone present.
[The skirts of the sundress have been painted with images of tropical fish, seashells, starfish, seaweed, and seahorses.  Dotted along the bodice are iridescent crystal beads, simulating bubbles.]
You say, "Of course, the sea should be properly accessorized with pearls and shells and such."
You smile.
You tap a pink pearl pendant.
You show a pair of turquoise leather high-heeled sandals with tiny gold seashell charms to everyone present.
Auguste Delatour pulls a shell out of the folds of her sundress.
You wave your Spiny Jewel Box shell around.
You put your shell in your shell-shaped purse.
Auguste Delatour pulls some seaweed from the folds of her sundress. Auguste grins and waves the seaweed around.
You exclaim, "And there has to be some sunken treasure!"
Auguste Delatour pulls a gem pouch from the folds of her sundress and opens it to reveal antique coins, golden ingots, sparkling diamonds, and an assortment of other gems.
You feel silly.
You grin.
Auguste Delatour approaches the judges and jokingly offers them some seaweed. The judges all politely decline. Auguste mutters "So much for bribing the judges." With a shrug, Auguste puts the gem pouch into her shell-shaped purse before addressing everyone again.
You say, "Given this year's theme, some of you might be wondering what's so scary about the sea. Well..."
Auguste Delatour grins evilly.
You say, "I've been known to envelope ships and pull unsuspecting swimmers under. But that isn't what's really scary about me. The really scary thing is..."
Auguste Delatour pauses for a moment, allowing suspense to build.
You exclaim, "I cause beach erosion! One day, I might wash away all of Morada!"
You cackle with glee!
You say, "But I'm not in the mood to wreak havoc tonight so you can all relax. "
You grin.
You say, "However, I do intend to make a big splash"
You get a bag of colorful confetti from inside your shell-shaped purse.
Auguste Delatour twirls around the room, "drenching" everybody with droplets of metallic turquoise confetti.
You grab a handful of the colorful confetti and toss it high into the air!  Wheeeee!!
You grab a handful of the colorful confetti and toss it high into the air!  Wheeeee!!
You grab a handful of the colorful confetti and toss it high into the air!  Wheeeee!!
Auguste Delatour grins and waves her seaweed around once more. Auguste curtsies and twirls around one more time before returning to her seat.

Lexi Hargrove asks, "Wendy, ya ready to dazzle us?"
Wendy James nods.
Wendy James exclaims, "yes!"

You see Miss Wendy James, the Gambler.
She appears to be in her mid-twenties.
She stands 5 feet and 6 inches tall and has a trim build.  She has tan skin, long wavy auburn hair, and green eyes.

Wendy James is wearing some blood red lipstick, a seductive pair of white lace gloves that extend beyond the elbow and have rose quartz buttons running along the side, a sturdy burlap apple sack with old-fashioned lettering and a twine strap, some creepy cobwebs, a pair of pearlescent rose pink slippers with satin ribbon ties accented with freshwater pearls, a creepy grey communicator printed with bright orange men with green hair and evilly happy expressions making candy, a full-skirted pearlescent rose pink taffeta silk gown with a fitted bodice embellished by vertical rows of freshwater pearls edged in satin ribbon to emphasize its fit, some dried bird droppings, some long fingernails filed to sharp points, some white face powder, a pair of long black eyelashes, a beaded evening bag, a luminous multi-strand pearl choker accented with tiny gold beads and a dangling Victorian cameo, a small plush terrier with soft brown fur and a royal blue jester's outfit, a gilt royal crown encrusted with dazzling faux gems and the inscription "Queen Wendolina", a powdered white Victorian wig styled into loose curls and dotted with tiny freshwater pearls, and a pair of shimmery pale pink stockings.

Wendy James takes on the persona of "Queen Wendolina" and begins to walk around with head held high and a noble look on her face.  She takes graceful steps the way a queen should and comes to a royal stop.
Wendy James shows a gilt royal crown encrusted with dazzling faux gems and the inscription "Queen Wendolina" to you.
Wendy James acknowledges her subjects with a stately nod and wave and then repositions her royal crown back onto her Victorian wig after it tilts forward slightly.
Wendy James shows a powdered white Victorian wig styled into loose curls and dotted with tiny freshwater pearls to you.
Wendy James gets slighly embarrassed when she trips on her long pleated skirt as she royally walks among the "commen folk".
Wendy James shows a full-skirted pearlescent rose pink taffeta silk gown with a fitted bodice embellished by vertical rows of freshwater pearls edged in satin ribbon to emphasize its fit to you.
Long fitted sleeves and a ruffled collar compliment the scooped neckline of this period style dress.
Wendy James desides it is time for her subjects to meet "Prince Vince" her royal stuffed terrier who is also in costume this evening.
Wendy James shows a small plush terrier with soft brown fur and a royal blue jester's outfit to you.
Wendy James pulls up her lace gloves after Vince desides to chew on the buttons.  Seems there is some magic in the air tonight!
Wendy James shows a seductive pair of white lace gloves that extend beyond the elbow and have rose quartz buttons running along the side to you.
Wendy James becomes a bit impatient with the "rabble" and tugs on her ornate Victorian choker.
Wendy James shows a luminous multi-strand pearl choker accented with tiny gold beads and a dangling Victorian cameo to you.
Strands of black velvet edged in gold fasten the choker at the back of the neck.
Wendy James recaptures her subject's attentions and reminds them that a lady always wears a strong pair of stockings.
Wendy James shows a pair of shimmery pale pink stockings to you.
Wendy James sees that your eyes drift down to her matching pearl  slippers and proudly lifts her pleated skirt to show them off.
Wendy James shows a pair of pearlescent rose pink slippers with satin ribbon ties accented with freshwater pearls to you.
Wendy James begins to get an uncomfortable look on her face and reaches into her beaded evening bag for something...
Wendy James gets a small metal tin of Dr. VanNostrin's Victorian foot powder with added itch relief from inside her evening bag.
Wendy James feeling terribly embarassed removes her slippers and generously douses her itchy feet with some Victorian foot powder.
Wendy James shows a small metal tin of Dr. VanNostrin's Victorian foot powder with added itch relief to you.
Wendy James takes a final graceful stroll around the graveyard entrance to show off her entire costume and makes a motion with her hand as to say "yes you may applaud now".

Lexi Hargrove exclaims, "Next up ... Sam!"

You see Sam Ursa.
He appears to be in his early twenties.
He stands 5 feet and 11 inches tall and has an average build.  He has copper skin, shoulder-length wavy black hair, and hazel eyes.  He is clean shaven.
Sam seems to be in a relaxed mood.

Sam Ursa is wearing a chubby white feathered duck suit stained in many areas with dried and crusted blood, a sports watch, a set of orange webbed feet complete with razor sharp talons, a ferocious-looking white duck mask complete with inch-long razor sharp fangs, a creepy grey communicator printed with bright orange men with green hair and evilly happy expressions making candy, and an assault harness.
 

Sam Ursa says, "Well, we didn't get all dressed up for nothing"
Sam Ursa smiles.
Sam Ursa shows a ferocious-looking white duck mask complete with inch-long razor sharp fangs to you.
As you stare at the duck mask, the blood red eyes seem to pierce your soul.
Sam Ursa shows a chubby white feathered duck suit stained in many areas with dried and crusted blood to you.
On closer inspection, you notice that stray bits of human flesh, and hair cling to the blood stained patches of the suit.
Sam Ursa shows a set of orange webbed feet complete with razor sharp talons to you.
As you look closer at the webbed feet, you note jagged pieces of human flesh hanging to the edges of the talons.
Sam Ursa looks around slowly, his eyes shinning blood red from the bright lights now shinning down upon him.
Sam Ursa says, "I'm here tonight, from a pond not far from here, to warn all of you of the dangers that lurk in the shadows of this jungle."
Sam Ursa says, "I was once a good little duck.  I took bread from your hands, quacked on command, and waddled with my cute little duck waddle, all to entertain you and your children."
Sam Ursa waddles around the stage, wiggling his pointy little duck tail as he moves.
Sam Ursa says, "But there are some not so nice people out there, and one day, a cruel little boy feed me a hamburger.  When he walked away, I licked my duckie lips..."
Sam Ursa says, "Latter, the boy returned, to feed me a chicken nugget.  Instead, I bit off his hand.  When he came back with a stick to hurt me, I finished him off, and I licked my duckie lips..."
Sam Ursa licks his fangs, as a single drop of blood trickles off, and falls to the floor.
Sam Ursa asks, "Now, you may be disturbed, or you may be angry, but is it any worse for a human to cook that chicken or that cow, than for me to eat the chicken eater?"
Sam Ursa says, "So now I wander my pond, with my cute little duck waddle, and my quacks on command, but now instead of bread, I'll just take your hand..."
Sam Ursa quacks out a faintly recognizable laugh.
Sam Ursa says, "Next time you go out, and think that you control nature and all the cute little things, just remember that I might not be too far behind, and I just might be hungry.."
Sam Ursa squints his eyes slightly, staring directly into the crowd as the lights dim.

Lexi Hargrove exclaims, "Grace! Bring it on!"
Grace O'Meara grins.
Grace O'Meara jumps up excitedly.

You see Miss Grace O'Meara, the Tender.
She appears to be in her mid-twenties.
She stands 5 feet and 9 inches tall and has a very thin build.  She has freckled skin, long wavy brown hair, and green eyes.
Grace seems to be in a silly mood.

Grace O'Meara is wearing a wide black headband, a red plaid mini-skirt held closed with a giant gold safety pin, a leather handbag, a scarlet sweater vest with the crest of St. Anne's on it, a pair of prescription eyeglasses with tortoise-shell frames, a backpack, a weapon harness, a slim-fitting white schoolgirl's blouse with a pointed collar, a pair of white knee high socks, some heeled maryjanes, a slender white gold watch, and a luscious red puckered lip-shaped communicator with a rubbery texture.

Grace O'Meara dashes around the gate excitedly, tripping over audience members.
Grace O'Meara yells, "I Slipped! MARY CATHERINE GALLAGHER!"
Grace O'Meara looks at the audience and suddenly her face goes chalk white.
Grace O'Meara says, "I'm shy."
Grace O'Meara folds her arms and sticks her fingers under her shirt sleeves.
Grace O'Meara looks up sheepishly.
Grace O'Meara says, "Sometimes when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my arms,  and then I smell my fingers, like that."
Grace O'Meara sniffs her fingers.
Grace O'Meara says, "That's gross! That's gross!  "
Grace O'Meara adjusts her glasses.
Grace O'Meara taps a red plaid mini-skirt held closed with a giant gold safety pin.
Grace O'Meara taps a slim-fitting white schoolgirl's blouse with a pointed collar.
Grace O'Meara taps a scarlet sweater vest with the crest of St. Anne's on it.
Grace O'Meara taps a pair of white knee high socks.
Grace O'Meara taps some heeled maryjanes.
Grace O'Meara says, "I have my new uniform for St. Anne's School"
Grace O'Meara says, "I see some of my classmates are here, they aren't that hot though. "
Grace O'Meara says, "They aren't SUPERMODELS like me. "
Grace O'Meara scoffs.
Grace O'Meara glares at Kid Dark and mutters about Yuri Kyota.
Grace O'Meara says, "for the competition tonight, I feel that a monologue would best express how I feel"
Grace O'Meara says, "I will be doing a monologue from my favorite made-for-TV movie, "The Betty Broderick Story," starring Meredith Baxter-Birney. "
Grace O'Meara gulps and says "sorry, I'm a little nervous."
Grace O'Meara poises herself.
Grace O'Meara exclaims, ""I remember it was dawn, and the sun was just.. the sun was just barely rising. And I.. I took the gun out of a little wooden box in my room.. and I got outside, and I got into my car.. then I drove.. and I drove.. and I drove over to Dan Broderick and Linda's house. And then I.. and then I.. broke into their front door and I.. slowly climbed up the stairs.. and to their bedroom, and I saw them sleeping there, and I just shot them both! I hate you, Dan! I hate you! I hate you!"
Grace O'Meara cheers and does a victory split, shouting MONOLOGUE!
Grace O'Meara kneels down and puts her arms into a victory V, shouting SUPERSTAR!
Grace O'Meara asks, "JUDGES, would you like to hear any more?"
Grace O'Meara yells, "I can do gymnastics, too!"
Grace O'Meara attempts a forward flip, but lands to the ground in a painful-looking display of the force of gravity.
Grace O'Meara begins flipping and cartwheeling around the graveyard gate, completely losing control and suddenly crashes into the judges, landing on her back and flashing her unsightly white underpants.
Grace O'Meara begins to creep away, but then leaps in for one last victory split.
Grace O'Meara yells, "SUPERSTAR! "
Grace O'Meara rushes back to her seat, stepping in ectoplasmic goop and trampling audience members as she trips back to her place.
Grace O'Meara jumps up excitedly.
Grace O'Meara bows.

Lexi Hargrove exclaims, "Shalie, you're up!"

You see Shalie MacIntosh.
She appears to be in her mid-thirties.
She stands 5 feet and 9 inches tall and has a muscular build.  She has rosy skin, nicely styled shoulder-length chestnut hair, and sapphire eyes.
Shalie seems to be in a relaxed mood.

Shalie MacIntosh is wearing a tiny ear communicator, a tennis bracelet, a beauty mark on her right cheek bone, a heavily padded bodysuit under a flowing purple evening dress with enough leg room for well placed Karate kicks, and a handsome frog wearing a stately tuxedo sitting on one arm, a piggy mask topped with a wig of silky blond hair that has been teased, flipped up on ends and topped with a sparkling tiara, a pair of designer pumps with sculptured heels, some long fake eyelashes, some natural frost lipstick, a pearl choker, some soft black mascara, a matching handbag, and a pair of satin opera-length gloves.

Shalie MacIntosh smiles.
Shalie MacIntosh runs to the stage. As she does you notice that she is wearing a heavily padded bodysuit under a flowing purple evening dress with enough leg room for well placed Karate kicks, as well as a piggy mask topped with a wig of silky blond hair that has been teased, flipped up on ends and topped with a sparkling tiara. Her outfit is enhanced by a pair of designer pumps with sculptured heels, some long fake eyelashes, some natural frost lipstick, a pearl choker, some soft black mascara, a matching handbag, and a pair of satin opera-length gloves.
Shalie MacIntosh jumps up on the stage and you notice that there is a handsome frog wearing a stately tuxedo sitting on one of her arms.
Shalie MacIntosh smiles.
Shalie MacIntosh says in a high squealing voice, " Thank you all for coming tonight." It is my pleaseeure to introduce a special guest - The louveeee of my life - the amour de mee cour - Kermit T. Frog"
Shalie MacIntosh smiles as Kermit says in a high voice, "Thank you Miss Piggy."
Shalie MacIntosh smiles, her eyes glistening with excitement as she says, "I understand that you asked to come on my show tonight in order to ask me a par-ti-cu-lar question."
Shalie MacIntosh bats her eye lashes at Kermit.
Shalie MacIntosh continues to flirt as Kermet says, "Yes". After clearning his throat he says, "Hummmm......yes....Piggy...will you...will you..."
Shalie MacIntosh beams excitedly as Kermit removes a box from his Tuxedo jacket.
Shalie MacIntosh beams as Kermit once again clears his throat and looks deep into her eyes, "Will you, deliver this package to Coral Tilson?"
Shalie MacIntosh practices a few kicks in Kermits direction.  As he runs off you notice that she he shoved the box into her hands before running off.
Shalie MacIntosh sobs.
Shalie MacIntosh curtsies.

Lexi Hargrove exclaims, "Aliae! Your turn!"

You see Muse Aliae Layatte.
She appears to be in her mid-twenties.
She stands 5 feet and 6 inches tall and has a trim build.  She has tan skin, shoulder-length honey brown hair twisted into a bun, and emerald eyes.
Aliae seems to be in a confident mood.

She is holding a black handled feather duster with white feathers in her right hand.
Aliae Layatte is wearing some black hairclaws, a french maid's cap, some spiked stilettos, a pair of long black eyelashes, some red nail-polish, a very short black poplin dress with a full skirt held up by a big petticoat and a fresh white apron attached at the shoulders and waist, a sweet vanilla fragrance, some deep cranberry lipstick, a PBR communicator, and a pair of sheer black stockings with a dark seam down the back of each leg.

Aliae Layatte smiles.
Aliae Layatte says, "Bonsoir Madame."
Aliae Layatte curtsies.
Aliae Layatte says, "Bonsoir Monsieur."
Aliae Layatte says, "I am but a little maid, "
Aliae Layatte reaches over and dusts Sam Ursa off with a black handled feather duster with white feathers.
Aliae Layatte says, "I clean your house, and I clean your silverware."
Sam Ursa says, "I think that duster was my uncle"
Aliae Layatte reaches over and dusts Leanne Qiao off with a black handled feather duster with white feathers.
Leanne Qiao sneezes.
Aliae Layatte glares at Sam Ursa.
Leanne Qiao goes into a fit of sneezes.
Aliae Layatte exclaims, "Shh you!"
Sam Ursa blushes a nice shade of off-pink.
Leanne Qiao says, "Dust"
Aliae Layatte exclaims, "You were dusty!"
Aliae Layatte smiles.
Aliae Layatte says, "And Monsieur, I have somesing to say."
Nora Blue wonders if it is hard to clean house all day in stilettos.
Sam Ursa smiles at Aliae Layatte.
Nora Blue gets a distant look on her face as she ponders.
Aliae Layatte nods to Nora Blue.
Aliae Layatte exclaims, "I am not for you to chase around the house when your wife is away!"
Aliae Layatte curtsies.
Aliae Layatte sits down.

Lexi Hargrove exclaims, "Destin!  Amaze us!"

You see Telepath Destin Faroda.
He appears to be in his early twenties.
He stands 6 feet and 3 inches tall and has an average build.  He has fair skin, nicely styled short dark brown hair, and ice-blue eyes.  He is clean shaven.
Destin seems to be in an amused mood.

Destin Faroda is wearing a soft pouch, a navy blue collared t-shirt that has been shredded and torn, a single shiny stud earring, a ripped navy blue baseball cap emblazoned with the Island Express logo, a black hammered steel charm bracelet, a navy blue carrier bag bulging with packages, a black web shooter, a pair of navy blue pants covered in rips, a gold harlequin mask lapel pin, a black and yellow ribbon affixed with an American flag pin, some fine black leather shoes, a Sportsman watch, a fine leather belt, a white ghost-shaped keychain flashlight, a lockpick pouch, a wrist pouch, a clear communicator with helpless-looking trapped plastic people frantically pressed against the surface, and a white squirting ghost.

Destin Faroda gulps.
Destin Faroda says, "Tonight, I've decided to grace everyone with my poor acting skills"
Destin Faroda grins.
Destin Faroda bows.
Destin Faroda moves over to "the stage" and begins..
Destin Faroda whistles quietly as he strolls along the path, waving around his small package without a care in the world. Suddenly, the lamps flicker and the path darkens.
Destin Faroda stops in his tracks and looks around the area. He says, "Too dark!" A swift wind whooshes on the back of his neck and he turns around quickly.
Destin Faroda says, "Hrm"
Destin Faroda says, "I need to start over"
Destin Faroda slaps his forehead!
Destin Faroda says, "Ruined it already"
Destin Faroda sighs.
Destin Faroda asks, "Judges, may I start over?"
Lexi Hargrove says, "Go right ahead."
Destin Faroda grins.
Destin Faroda says, "Thanks"
Destin Faroda says, "Alright, here goes"
Destin Faroda gets a small package from inside his carrier bag.
Destin Faroda whistles quietly as he strolls along the path, waving around his small package without a care in the world. Suddenly, the lamps flicker and the path darkens.
Destin Faroda stops in his tracks and looks around the area. He says, "Too dark!" A swift wind whooshes on the back of his neck and he turns around quickly.
Destin Faroda takes off a white ghost-shaped keychain flashlight.
Destin Faroda turns off his flashlight.
Destin turns on his flashlight.
Destin Faroda glances around.
Destin Faroda shouts, "Who's there?!," shining his flashlight every which way. But to no avail, there is no answer, so he continues on his way, waving his flashlight around at every corner. He's shakin' in his boots right now.
Destin Faroda shivers as the wind picks up. Ahead of him, glowing red eyes pop up all over the path. He gulps and stops dead in his tracks. The faint sound of growling emanates as a coyote howls in the distance.
Destin Faroda glances around.
Destin Faroda shudders as fear takes over him. What?! Do you see a wet spot on his pants or are you seeing things? Whatever it was, he begins running... But you notice it's towards the eyes! What a complete and utter moron! The glowing eyes start moving after him and suddenly, the area brightens to reveal a pack of wild dogs running after the poor Island Express worker.
Destin Faroda continues to run and run and run... but the dogs catch up to the slow runner, bogged down by packages, and tackle him down with such a rush that he bangs his head on the ground! The dogs begins gnawing on every limb he has while the man screams in pain. The lights dim and both Destin and the dogs disappear.
Destin pants.
Destin Faroda collapses in a heap on the floor.
Destin Faroda emerges from the floor, flashlight under his chin, eerily lighting his face. He quietly says to the audience, "Three things to learn from all this: 1) NEVER run into the unknown darkness headfirst. 2) I'm the only weirdo who would run into a pack of rabid dogs.; and 3) We need to setup a protection service for the mail men of the world! They're still being picked on by crazy, rabid dogs!! FIGHT THE POWER!" He shakes a fist into the darkness and harumphs grumpily.
Destin Faroda smiles at everyone in the audience and winks at the judges. Suddenly, the nearby barking of a large rottweiler catches his attention. The blood rushes out of his flushed face. He shrieks at a blood-curdling pitch (or... like a girl), and faints helplessly on the floor. Tada!
Destin Faroda suddenly swoons and passes out for a few seconds.
Destin Faroda shows a pair of navy blue pants covered in rips to you.
Attached to the front of the left knee is a small stuffed dog, bearing sharp fangs.  A very noticeable rip in the back seam reveals a pair of heart-pattern boxers.
Destin Faroda shows a navy blue collared t-shirt that has been shredded and torn to you.
Attached to the right arm of the shirt is a small stuffed dog, frothing at the mouth with white cotton balls.  A golden Island Express patch has been sewn at the left breast.
Destin Faroda shows a ripped navy blue baseball cap emblazoned with the Island Express logo to you.
The Island Express logo at the front of the cap has a huge tear right across it.  The cap itself is covered in rips and claw marks, exposing the inner lining.
Destin Faroda shows a navy blue carrier bag bulging with packages to you.
The bag's flap carries the Island Express logo in bold colors.  Stuffed full of packages, shredded mail and ruffled paper are bulging out the sides of the opening.
Destin Faroda gulps as a cotton ball drops off his arm and looks around abashedly. He turns beet red and runs to his seat.

Lexi Hargrove exclaims, "Kid! Show us your stuff!"
Kid Dark says, "I don't think you'd want that, Lexi"
Kid Dark smirks.

You see Cult Leader Kid Dark.
He appears to be in his late teens.
He stands 6 feet and 1 inches tall and has an average build.  He has tan skin, spiked short black hair, and black eyes.  He is clean shaven.
Kid seems to be in an elated mood.

Kid Dark has no wounds.

He is holding an ugly devil doll in his right hand.
Kid Dark is wearing a pair of silver pentacle earrings, a black obsidian charm, some blood red lipstick, a black opal anklet, a black canvas cabin bag, a bright red devil face tattoo outlined in black, a wide silver watch, a solar PBR communicator, a summer sun fragrance, a low-cut crisp white button-down blouse knotted in the front above the midriff, a long plain black straight-haired wig with straight-across bangs, an army green plaid school-girl style mini-skirt, some long black fingernails painted with tiny white ghosts, a pair of long black eyelashes, a black leather bondage collar, a silver Magician pin, a black opal ring, an orange pumpkin-shaped backpack, some matte black eyeshadow, some white face powder, a pair of slinky black fishnet stockings with gaping holes ripped into them, and a pair of black leather steel-toed combat boots with reinforced heels.

Kid Dark in a ditzy valley girl accent says, "I'm just your normal catholic school girl."
Kid Dark in a ditzy valley girl accent says, "With one small difference."
Kid Dark yells, "I WORSHIP THE DEVIL"
Kid Dark pets an ugly devil doll.
Kid Dark puts on a stonefaced look.
Kid Dark taps a long plain black straight-haired wig with straight-across bangs.
Kid Dark taps a pair of long black eyelashes.
Kid Dark taps some matte black eyeshadow.
Kid Dark just poked himself in the eye.  What was he thinking?
Kid Dark says, "Ow"
Kid Dark taps a pair of black contact-lenses.
Kid Dark taps a pair of silver pentacle earrings.
Kid Dark taps some white face powder.
Kid Dark taps some blood red lipstick.
Kid Dark taps a black leather bondage collar.
Kid Dark nods.
Kid Dark taps a black leather bondage collar.
Kid Dark taps a low-cut crisp white button-down blouse knotted in the front above the midriff.
Kid Dark says, "I know you want me, but I'm better than you.  Maybe if you worshipped the devil."
Kid Dark shows an ugly devil doll to you.
The ugly devil doll has a goatee, some black pants, gnarled horns, and a white t-shirt.  His skin is flaming red and his face is twisted into a hideous grin.  Looking at the directions written on his back, you're not sure if you want to rub, hug, push, smooch, or poke him.
Kid Dark tries to smooch an ugly devil doll and its fake teeth start to chatter!
Kid Dark taps some long black fingernails painted with tiny white ghosts.
Kid Dark taps a black opal ring.
Kid Dark taps an army green plaid school-girl style mini-skirt.
Kid Dark curtsies.
Kid Dark taps a pair of slinky black fishnet stockings with gaping holes ripped into them.
Kid Dark taps a black opal anklet.
Kid Dark taps a pair of black leather steel-toed combat boots with reinforced heels.
Kid Dark says, "ALWAYS need the combat boots."
Kid Dark just stomped his foot angrily.
Kid Dark takes off a low-cut crisp white button-down blouse knotted in the front above the midriff.
Kid Dark stows a low-cut crisp white button-down blouse knotted in the front above the midriff into his cabin bag.
Kid Dark grabs a black t-shirt printed with a pair of lips advertising a popular musical in blood red writing from his bag.
Kid Dark drops an ugly devil doll.
Kid Dark works his way into a black t-shirt printed with a pair of lips advertising a popular musical in blood red writing.
Kid Dark picks up an ugly devil doll.
Kid Dark says, "And a reminder"
Kid Dark sings:

    "I'M JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE."

Kid Dark just gave a black t-shirt printed with a pair of lips advertising a popular musical in blood red writing a big, mushy smooch.
Kid Dark bows.
Kid Dark curtsies.

Lexi Hargrove exclaims, "Xuiza! You're up!"

You see Xuiza Halman.
She appears to be in her mid-twenties.
She stands 6 feet tall and has a muscular build.  She has olive skin, ankle-length midnight black hair that is French-braided, and slate eyes.  She has a thin scar on her face.
Xuiza seems to be in an indifferent mood.

Xuiza Halman is wearing a black drawstring trick or treat bag printed with tiny goblins, some black thigh-high leather boots fastened with a silver zipper, some blood red lipstick, some white face powder, a black spidersilk pouch with delicate lace webbing stitched in silver thread, a PBR communicator, some matte black eyeshadow, a pair of antique ruby earrings, a deep black high collared cape flowing around the ankles and a blood red silk lining with a silver vampire bat clasp around the throat, a set of glittery gold-plated bloody fangs, a crystal pendant necklace, a black leather halter top, a form-fitting mini skirt, a snug fitting, studded black leather belt with a silver buckle etched with a detailed vampire bat design, a set of midnight black fingernails with fake blood lightly caked under the tips, and a pair of sexy ultra-sheer pantyhose.

Xuiza Halman settles deep into the shadows.
Xuiza Halman asks, "Do I have to come out?  The sun is shining?"
Xuiza Halman comes out from the shadows grumbling to herself.  She has managed to work her cape over her head to hide her eyes from the sun.
Xuiza Halman says, "Anyone have a pair of sunglasses I can borrow? No?  Oh well."
Xuiza Halman tries unsuccesfully to glare at the sun without burning her eyes.
Xuiza Halman says, "As most of you can tell I'm a vamp of the female persuasion.'"
Xuiza Halman taps a deep black high collared cape flowing around the ankles and a blood red silk lining with a silver vampire bat clasp around the throat.
Xuiza Halman taps some black thigh-high leather boots fastened with a silver zipper.
Xuiza Halman taps a snug fitting, studded black leather belt with a silver buckle etched with a detailed vampire bat design.
Xuiza Halman taps a pair of antique ruby earrings.
Xuiza Halman taps a black leather halter top.
Xuiza Halman taps a form-fitting mini skirt.
Xuiza Halman taps a set of midnight black fingernails with fake blood lightly caked under the tips.
Xuiza Halman taps a pair of sexy ultra-sheer pantyhose.
Xuiza Halman says, "I don't need these."
Xuiza Halman takes off a set of glittery gold-plated bloody fangs.
Xuiza Halman gently tosses a set of glittery gold-plated bloody fangs.
Xuiza Halman runs her tongue along her true fangs.
Xuiza Halman says, "I just got them to go with the rest."
Xuiza Halman seems to disappear, only to reappear behind Aviva Jacobsen.
Leanne Qiao says, "Better run Aviva"
Aviva Jacobsen screams!
Xuiza Halman says, "I've never liked clowns that much."
Xuiza Halman nips Aviva Jacobsen's throat lightly before she melts into the shadows.
Aviva Jacobsen's face went chalk white.
Aviva Jacobsen whimpers.
Xuiza Halman says, "But lucky for you I don't have a taste for them either."
Xuiza Halman laughs evilly.  Soon the sound starts to fade away.
Xuiza Halman hides back into the shadow.

Lexi Hargrove exclaims, "Ruby! Let's see somethin' special!"
Ruby Fire looks up abruptly, qucking shoving the wad of cash she was counting into her money bag.
Ruby Fire gulps.

You see Ruby Fire.
She appears to be in her mid-twenties.
She stands 5 feet and 9 inches tall and has a trim build.  She has creamy skin, tousled waist-length strawberry blonde hair, and emerald eyes.  She has a beauty mark on her face.
Ruby seems to be in an excited mood.

She is holding a vial of hot pink love potion in her right hand, and a glittering golden staff capped with a carved ruby-colored crystal rabbit head sporting a bowtie in her left hand.
Ruby Fire is wearing a floor-length white fur coat with fuzzy leopard trim and a silhouette of a rabbit head with a bow tie in rhinestones on the back, a pair of faux leopard platform boots with huge plastic soles filled with water and sparkly fake fish, some shiny pink lipstick, a fuzzy leopard-print cowboy hat with the words "Madame Ruby" emblazoned across the band, a clinging silvery top with a drooping neckline and criss-crossing straps across an open back, a green dollar sign stamp-ring, some shimmery silver eyeshadow, some red nail-polish, a dusty faded pink sack covered in cigarette ash and trampy lipstick smears, a pair of long black eyelashes, some skin-tight red crushed velvet pants with heart-shaped cut outs down the sides of the flared legs, a flashy white money-bag decorated with a gawdy gold dollar sign inset with glittering rhinestones, a pair of white rhinestone-covered heart-shaped sunglasses with ruby red lenses, and a luscious red puckered lip-shaped communicator with a rubbery texture.

Ruby Fire moves to the center of the room, the fake fish in her platform shoes splashing back and forth.
Ruby Fire glances at her platform boots.
Ruby Fire says, "Well, Hello everyone"
Ruby Fire adjusts her gawdy sunglasses, you see her eyes are a bit blood shot from what looks like too much partying.
Ruby Fire says, "My name is Madame Ruby."
Ruby Fire says, "I am new to the island"
Ruby Fire says, "I came in hopes of recruiting some new "chicks" for my chicken ranch."
Ruby Fire whistles a cheerful tune.
Ruby Fire seems to blind you with all her sparkling rhinestones.
After taking a sip of her hot pink love potion, Ruby gives you an overly animated wink.  Was she checking you out or is there something stuck in her eye?
Ruby Fire says, "So if any of you's are interested, I am accepting applications."
Ruby Fire bows.
Ruby Fire says, "And I only take a SMALL cut."
Ruby Fire taps a flashy white money-bag decorated with a gawdy gold dollar sign inset with glittering rhinestones.
Ruby Fire swaggers away, leaving behind the smell of cheap wine and stale cigars.
Ruby Fire breathes a sigh of relief as she leans on her golden staff.
Ruby Fire raises her hot pink love potion.
Ruby Fire takes a big sip of a vial of hot pink love potion and blows a kiss to Dennis. What's in that love potion?
Ruby Fire giggles.
Ruby Fire rubs a floor-length white fur coat with fuzzy leopard trim and a silhouette of a rabbit head with a bow tie in rhinestones on the back.

Lexi Hargrove exclaims, "Snake! Your turn!"
Snake Silvertongue smiles.
Snake Silvertongue walks to the front of the group.
Snake Silvertongue mumbles and says, "Howdy guys!

You see Street Brawler Snake Silvertongue.
He appears to be in his early forties.
He stands 7 feet tall and has a muscular build.  He has tan skin, nicely styled shoulder-length black hair, and brown eyes.  He is clean shaven.
Snake seems to be in an apprehensive mood.

Snake Silvertongue is wearing a shoulder harness, an expensive looking all black suit with perfect creases and "Neo" written in flowing silver script on the right lapel, a trendy watch, an assault harness, a solar-powered PBR communicator, a black leather trenchcoat, with the collar flipped up to hide the face from view, a shoulder harness, a serpent tattoo, a pair of sleek black framed sunglasses with mysteriously reflective silver lenses, and a pair of black combat boots.

Snake Silvertongue taps a pair of sleek black framed sunglasses with mysteriously reflective silver lenses.
Snake Silvertongue shows an expensive looking all black suit with perfect creases and "Neo" written in flowing silver script on the right lapel to you.
Immaculate hand-tailoring adds subtle distinction to this suit.  The line of the design is only slightly disturbed by a sleek silver cell phone peeking from the inside breast pocket.
Snake Silvertongue shows a black leather trenchcoat, with the collar flipped up to hide the face from view to you.
Snake Silvertongue says, "Whoa."
Snake Silvertongue mumbles and says, "And to demonstrate my costume to it's full effect, I am going to need a volunteer from the audience.
Ruby Fire raises her hand.
Aviva Jacobsen cowers away from Snake Silvertongue!
Destin Faroda raises his hand.
Aliae Layatte raises her hand.
Dennis Bauer raises his hand.
Snake Silvertongue glances around.
Grace O'Meara raises her hand.
Kid Dark raises an eyebrow.
Shalie MacIntosh raises her hand.
Ruby Fire jumps up excitedly.
Ruby Fire raises her hand.
Leanne Qiao is not going to rais her hand.
Aliae Layatte exclaims, "Pick me!"
Shalie MacIntosh says, "Moi Moi"
Snake Silvertongue mumbles and says, "Ah! You! The shiny, sparkling girl in the front row.
Snake Silvertongue points at Ruby Fire.
Ruby Fire laughs!
Ruby Fire breathes a sigh of relief as she leans on her golden staff.
Ruby Fire exclaims, "hey its cheep advertisement!"
Ruby Fire says, "get it CHEEP"
Snake Silvertongue gets a 45 caliber handgun from inside his assault harness.
Ruby Fire says, "cheep cheep"
Snake Silvertongue offers a 45 caliber handgun to Ruby Fire.
Ruby Fire accepts a 45 caliber handgun from Snake Silvertongue.
Ruby Fire stares blankly at a 45 caliber handgun.
Ruby Fire glances at her 45 caliber handgun.
Snake Silvertongue mumbles and says, "Okay. Now I need you to shoot me.
Ruby Fire exclaims, "Oh great!"
Snake Silvertongue mumbles and says, "I want you to shoot me as hard as you can.
Ruby Fire exclaims, "This is definatly going to be bad for business!"
Snake Silvertongue mumbles and says, "GO AHEAD! JUST TRY AND SHOOT ME!
Snake Silvertongue mumbles and says, "C'MON! SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Ruby Fire fires several bullets from the 45 calibur handgun in Snake Silvertongue's general direction.
Ruby Fire gulps.
Snake Silvertongue flails his arms around slowly but he looks more like some drunken idiot running from a swarm of bees in slow motion than he does like a guy who is so deranged he thinks he can dodge bullets in slow motion.
Ruby Fire covers her eyes.
Snake Silvertongue straightens himself back up.
Ruby Fire exclaims, "Thank god!"
Snake Silvertongue mumbles and says, "Whoa.
Snake Silvertongue smiles to reveal that a single bullet has somehow appeared in his teeth.
Snake Silvertongue says, "Guess I missed one."
Ruby Fire asks, "Do i get to keep the handgun?"
Ruby Fire ducks her head.
Snake Silvertongue says, "Just a reminder, Matrix Revisited DVD comes out around Thanksgiving. Consider yourself warned."
Snake Silvertongue bows.
Ruby Fire offers a 45 caliber handgun to Snake Silvertongue.
Snake Silvertongue accepts a 45 caliber handgun from Ruby Fire.
Ruby Fire just gave Snake Silvertongue a smooch.
Snake Silvertongue says, "I didn't think this was loaded."
Snake wipes the sweat from his brow.
Snake Silvertongue puts his handgun in his shoulder harness.
Snake Silvertongue exclaims, "Grabbed the wrong one! That was close!"
Ruby Fire exclaims, "You told me to do it!"
Ruby Fire pokes Snake Silvertongue in the ribs.
Snake Silvertongue exclaims, "Alway check the ammo! You coulda killed me!"
Ruby Fire flails her arms about.
Snake Silvertongue seems scared.
Snake Silvertongue says, "I'm gonna pass out now."
Snake Silvertongue collapses in a heap on the floor.

Lexi Hargrove exclaims, "Leanne! You're up!"
Leanne Qiao says, "Yeah yeah yeah..."

You see Leanne Qiao, the Yogi.
She appears to be in her mid-twenties.
She stands 5 feet and 3 inches tall and has a trim build.  She has creamy skin, long midnight black hair twisted into a bun, and sapphire eyes.
Leanne seems to be in a happy mood.

She is holding a red collector's case in her right hand.
Leanne Qiao is wearing a red snake-shaped ring watch, some blood red lipstick, a clear communicator with helpless-looking trapped plastic people frantically pressed against the surface, a light jasmine fragrance, some black hairpins, a red faux leopard backpack, some black linen maryjane slippers, a stretchy white polyester blend bodysuit, a cardboard sandwich board with Ronan VanElst's collector's card painted on either side and a giant 148 written in bold letters on the corners, a pair of white silk stockings, and an orange pumpkin-shaped keychain flashlight.

Leanne Qiao belched.
Leanne Qiao seems crabby.
Leanne Qiao trudges up to the stage.
Leanne Qiao says, "Well guess who I am...I'll give ya a big hint"
Leanne Qiao shows a cardboard sandwich board with Ronan VanElst's collector's card painted on either side and a giant 148 written in bold letters on the corners to you.
Jon Garfield says, "The missing card"
Leanne Qiao says, "Yeah that's right, I'm Ronan VanElst's Collector's Card"
Leanne Qiao says, "I hear all ya wretched things on that Channel 11, that Card Collecting channel"
Leanne Qiao says, "Saying how you all would do anything to get 148...oh do you have 148...."
Leanne Qiao exclaims, "Well ya know what? You're never going to find me, EVER!"
Leanne Qiao cackles gleefully.
Leanne Qiao exclaims, "And you'll never going to complete your card collection!"
Leanne Qiao waves a red collector's case around.
Leanne Qiao says, "Yeah that's a fraud"
Leanne Qiao stows a red collector's case into her backpack.
Leanne Qiao says, "You there in the dress shirt, got a collector's case I see"
Leanne Qiao grabs Dan Perry's Collector's Case.
Leanne Qiao says, "Yeah let's see whatcha got..."
Leanne Qiao says, "Ah brawler cards"
Leanne Qiao says, "Vincent Witt.."
Leanne Qiao says, "Oh Jesus Constana.  He's a rare one"
Dan Perry pokes Leanne Qiao in the ribs.
Leanne Qiao grabs the Jesus Constana cards and rips it up into four pieces.
Leanne Qiao exclaims, "Heh now it's worth more!"
Leanne Qiao cackles gleefully.
Leanne Qiao exclaims, "Here! I got some cards for you, take them!"
Leanne Qiao grabs a handful of cards from her pack and tosses them into the air, unfortunately all of them are Shreve Tassis and Janie Poetter.
Leanne Qiao cackles gleefully.
Leanne Qiao exclaims, "You losers!"
Leanne Qiao cackles maniacally and cartwheels around the stage!
Leanne Qiao exclaims, "Might as well give up now, you'll never find me!"
Leanne Qiao runs off the stage and heads toward the path!
Leanne Qiao tips toes back into the room and returns to her place.
Leanne Qiao shows a cardboard sandwich board with Ronan VanElst's collector's card painted on either side and a giant 148 written in bold letters on the corners to Jon Garfield.
Leanne Qiao says, "I'll give you the board as a souvenir"
Leanne Qiao takes off a cardboard sandwich board with Ronan VanElst's collector's card painted on either side and a giant 148 written in bold letters on the corners.
Leanne Qiao offers a cardboard sandwich board with Ronan VanElst's collector's card painted on either side and a giant 148 written in bold letters on the corners to Jon Garfield.
Leanne Qiao exclaims, "Sike!"
Leanne Qiao works her way into a cardboard sandwich board with Ronan VanElst's collector's card painted on either side and a giant 148 written in bold letters on the corners.
Jon Garfield says, "Like I'd want it anyway"
Jon Garfield scoffs at Leanne Qiao!
Leanne Qiao says, "I kind of figure 148 has a bad attitude"

Lexi Hargrove exclaims, "Amanda! Strut your stuff!"

You see Amanda Jackson.
She appears to be in her late thirties.
She stands 6 feet tall and has a trim build.  She has tan skin, long blonde hair twisted into a bun, and grey eyes.
Amanda seems to be in an aloof mood.

She is holding a trashy dime-store novel in her right hand.
Amanda Jackson is wearing a sheer long sleeved button-up high collar blouse crafted of starched white linen, some tarnished amber-hued bobby pins, a PBR communicator, a dust of shimmering hair glitter, a saucy black velvet bra top with intricate grey lace trim, a pair of sheer stockings, a leather satchel, a pair of pearl earrings, a quilted black leather purse, a slight dusting of peach blush on the apples of her cheeks, some white face powder, some red nail-polish, some deep cranberry lipstick, a pair of severe looking black horn-rimmed bifocals, a seductively short grey twill skirt, a long strand of pearls, a pair of grey leather stiletto pumps with thin ankle straps, some moonlight grey eyeshadow, and some black mascara.

Amanda Jackson says, "Alright. I've noticed this audience here has a little problem with being quiet, so I'll be in charge of that tonight..."
Amanda Jackson says, "I have to warn you though, I have a "unique" way of doing so..."
Amanda Jackson struts into the room in silence and takes a seat at a desk arrangement brought in moments before by a trio of hunky musclemen.
Amanda Jackson points to a name plate that reads "Amanda Jackson - Head Librarian."
Amanda Jackson shows a seductively short grey twill skirt to you.
The surprisingly high hem and modest, conservative cut of the skirt make for an interesting combination.
Amanda Jackson taps a pair of grey leather stiletto pumps with thin ankle straps.
Amanda Jackson shows a sheer long sleeved button-up high collar blouse crafted of starched white linen to you.
The matronly blouse features a row of demure pearlized buttons that runs up its length to a stately cameo brooch affixed to the front of the rigid collar.
Amanda Jackson taps a pair of severe looking black horn-rimmed bifocals.
Amanda Jackson glances around.
Amanda Jackson glances at you with narrow watchful eyes from her seated position, occasionally raising her index finger to her lips to indicate silence.
Amanda Jackson pulls some reading material from her purse and catches your eye with the cover depicting a buff man with long blond hair embracing a voluptuous redhead on a windswept beach.
Amanda Jackson shows a trashy dime-store novel to you.
The cover of this novel is so trashy looking that you hope your friends don't catch you with it.
Amanda Jackson keeps her eyes focused on her Harlequin novel, idly playing with her knotted strand of pearls as she occasionally flicks her nails against a large "QUIET" sign.
Amanda Jackson sighs loudly and casually unbuttons the collar of her blouse as the decibel level of the crowd creeps up.
Amanda Jackson gets a yellow pencil from inside her black leather purse.
Amanda Jackson tucks a yellow pencil behind her ear.
Amanda Jackson leans back and crosses her legs, resting her high heels on the desktop.
Amanda Jackson raises her eyebrow and hisses "Quiet" as she continues to unbutton her blouse, giving you a peek at a thin black strap as someone in the crowd calls out loudly to another person across the room.
Amanda Jackson gets up with exasperation and leans over, turning on a nearby boombox and a loud pulsating song with a high-pitched Japanese singer warbling something about being quiet in the Library streams out!
Amanda Jackson sways back and forth to the beat and rips off her blouse revealing a saucy black bra top!
Amanda Jackson shows a saucy black velvet bra top with intricate grey lace trim to you.
Amanda Jackson swings her blouse around wildly and tosses it on an audience member!
Amanda Jackson carefully removes the bobby pins from her hair.
Amanda Jackson tosses her hair seductively and struts along the desktop as the helium-drowned Asian voice continues in the background.
Amanda Jackson suddenly trips over a telephone on the desktop and falls out of your view with a *THUD!*.
Amanda Jackson peeks up above the desk with her hair wildly disheveled and a look of bewilderment across her face before falling back down with a lighter *thud!*.
Amanda Jackson emerges from behind the desk, straightens her glasses and walks out before you with her conservative look back in place and gives a polite curtsy followed by a quick wink before walking away.
Amanda Jackson curtsies.

Lexi Hargrove exclaims, "Finally ... May!!"

You see Soap Opera Star May Davenport.
She appears to be in her late teens.
She stands 5 feet and 8 inches tall and has a muscular build.  She has rosy skin, shoulder-length wavy midnight black hair, and sapphire eyes.  She has a dimple on her face.

May Davenport is wearing a design of tangled delicate green vines blooming with tiny blue flowers tattooed around her ankle, a white plastic cat collar adorned with a dangling mouse charm engraved with "Miss Kitty", a brushed silver watch with a gold inlay and a mother of pearl face, a fluffy black cat costume with attached white paws and a long black tail accented with a precious pink bow, a plastic sky-blue bag with silver stars scattered over it, an ankle holster, a pair of inflated bat water wings, some inky black mascara, a tiny platinum ear communicator, a glossy black snub-nose with thin wire whiskers, a pair of perky, black furry cat ears, a shiny green plastic shoulder-bag, and a silver belly button ring with a star-shaped bead on it.

May Davenport walks onto the stage with her tail in hand, swinging it seductively, while sassy music plays.
May Davenport stops abruptly along with the music. There is a moment of silence.
May Davenport says, "Meow"
May Davenport licks her white paw and then rubs it over her perky, black ears.
May Davenport says, "The name is Kitty ... Miss Kitty if you're nasty."
May Davenport exclaims, "Gimme a beat!"
May Davenport bops to the beat of the music and grabs her tail as a mic.

Horribly off-key, May Davenport sings:

    "Nasty, nasty dogs don't mean a thing
      Oh, you nasty dogs
      Nasty, nasty dogs don't ever change
      Oh, you nasty dogs"

May Davenport rubs up against the judges legs and continues to sing.

Horribly off-key, May Davenport sings:

    "Who's that smelling other's butts? Nasty dogs!
      Who's chasing that nasty car? Nasty dogs!"

Horribly off-key, May Davenport sings:

    "Who's eatin  that nasty Alpo? Nasty dogs!
      Who sleeps in the backyard? Nasty dogs!"

May Davenport says, "And that is why ..."
May Davenport wiggles her glossy black snub-nose with thin wire whiskers.

Horribly off-key, May Davenport sings:

    "Everybody
      Everybody
      Everybody wants to be a cat!"

May Davenport dances in circles to give you a better look at her fluffy black cat costume with attached white paws and a long black tail accented with a precious pink bow.
May Davenport says, "Thank you everyone. I hope you liked it."
May Davenport runs her finger under her white plastic cat collar adorned with a dangling mouse charm engraved with "Miss Kitty"
May Davenport gulps.

Lexi Hargrove says, "Wheeeeeee! Okay, before I tally up these scores, I just want to remind you, the top three slots get cool prizes. The rest of you get, um, "consolation" prizes."
Lexi Hargrove taps a fuzzy purple two-headed monster button reading "I was cool enough to be in the Halloween 2001 Costume Contest! But I lost.".
Lexi Hargrove says, "All right! I got our top 3! And oy, it was close."

Lexi Hargrove recites:

    "So, you ready to hear who won this junk or what?!"

Lexi Hargrove recites:

    "Yeah! Okay!"

Lexi Hargrove recites:

    "In third place ..."

Lexi Hargrove asks, "Anyone have a drum?"
Lexi Hargrove gets a distant look on her face as she ponders.
Jon Garfield says, "I was just thinking that, Lexi"
Snake Silvertongue says, "Bryan's not here."
Leanne Qiao drums her fingers.
Destin Faroda does a drum roll on his lap.
Ruby Fire beats out a drum roll with her staff.

Lexi Hargrove recites:

    "Ah well, let's just get to it
     ... Our third place winner is Leanne Qiao!!"

Lexi Hargrove recites:

    "Our second place prize goes to ..."

Lexi Hargrove recites:

    "Shalie MacIntosh!"

Lexi Hargrove recites:

    "AND FINALLY!"

Lexi Hargrove recites:

    "The winner of the Halloween 2001 Costume Competition ..."

Lexi Hargrove recites:

    "And definitely more popular than Gerald over at the undergraduate library
      ... Amanda Jackson!!"