Brenton squints at Mamanda.
Brenton Miller-O'Malley says, "I think your drunk enough"
Mamanda Timmas pauses and gets a blank look on her face.  Suddenly, she bursts out in a fit of giggles.
Mamanda Timmas drains her pint of King's ale!
Mamanda Timmas blanches and begins to wobble, then wanders off in a total drunken oblivion.  Can you say "Blackout?"
Brenton Miller-O'Malley cackles gleefully.
Savannah Reynolds sings sweetly:
    "Bye bye Mam
     Bye bye consciousness
     Hello Alley-ness
     Bye bye your lunch
     Bye bye"

PBR - Notice: A policeman transmits, "The C.M.P.D. requests your help in bringing Mamanda Timmas to justice for the crime of theft."
PBR - 1: Jonathon Ailes transmits, "Mam?! what are you thinkn"
PBR - 1: Mamanda Timmas transmits, "I was just wondering where Pamela had ANY ROOM on her bathing suit for a pocket."
PBR - 1: Mamanda Timmas transmits, "She took it the wrong way."

Angelica Boticelli says, "Bryan, you're up"
Bryan Hit joins Angelica Boticelli's group.
The Hottest Merchant Ever Angelica Boticelli's group just went east.
You hear Robin Dorsey yell, "Help! It's Aaron Carter!"

Leanne Qiao exclaims, "ooh teach me!"
Leanne Qiao falls to her knees in front of you and begs shamelessly.
You pet Leanne Qiao on the head.
You offer to teach a class in intermediate crafts to Leanne Qiao.
Leanne Qiao asks, "Please kind lady?"
Leanne Qiao says, "thanks"
Leanne Qiao licks Auguste.
You stare blankly at Leanne Qiao, which is really rather rude.
Auguste Delatour backs away from Leanne.

Ivy Malone pets a cute little Robin sign that's glittery and sequined but not quite as cool as Robin's other signs since she has to share it with Angelica. [Robin and Angelica are working together today and stuff!! Isn't that cute?! Anyone can join, BCC or not, but you need a voucher! Oh, and like the rules today are we'll alter almost anything, but nothing yellow. Or delicate, flowing, sexy, or luscious. I'm serious!  You get one thing from the each of us, so that's like, ummm, two things total! COOL!]
Ivy Malone asks, "So.. no luscious yellow flowing ultra sexy gowns?"

Audrey Reeves exclaims, "Hope isnt lost!"
Shiva Malone says, "That's good, Hope's too nice to be lost."
Shiva Malone nods to Audrey Reeves.
Cameron Klein says, "hope floats"
Audrey Reeves asks, "Really?  Can we toss her in water and find out?"

Ryan Sloan holds up two fingers.
Silvana StoneSkye says, "two words"
Jon Garfield says, "Mrs. Claus"
Audrey Reeves blinks at Jon Garfield.
Ryan Sloan blinks.
Audrey Reeves rolls on the ground laughing, convulsing with mirth.
Ryan Sloan says, "I didn't even"
Shiva Malone laughs!
Audrey Reeves says, "Jon got it"
Audrey Reeves exclaims, "Ryan will forever be known as wordlessly portraying the spirit of Mrs. Claus!"

Elysia Francois mimics licking something.
Silvana StoneSkye says, "candy cane"
Kri Caselli says, "candy cane"
Ryan Sloan says, "Candy cane"
Jon Garfield says, "peace on earth"
Audrey Reeves laughs!
Audrey Reeves says, "I dont want to know how you got peace on earth from licking..."

Horribly off-key, Audrey Reeves sings:
    "Oh solstice limbo stick
      Solstice limbo stick!
      How lovely is your...em...stick!"
Audrey Reeves says, "No wonder there arent many popular solstice songs"

Zara Stone picks up a 2002 Christmas Scavenger Hunt pamphlet.
Sami Market asks, "Bartstown?"
Lisa Stone asks, "catacombs?"
Audrey Reeves says, "Oops"
Audrey Reeves says, "Perhaps we shouldnt write the rules at the bar anymore.."

You say, "This is for both of you."
Lily Lorrie accepts a package wrapped in gold foil from you.
Ransom Blackhawk stares dejectedly at the ground as he scuffs at it with his foot.
Lily Lorrie says, "Here, sweetheart, you can open it."
Ransom Blackhawk beams happily.
Ransom Blackhawk accepts a package wrapped in gold foil from Lily Lorrie.
Ransom Blackhawk says, "okay, hopefully it's the Ferrari we wanted"
Lily Lorrie giggles.
You laugh out loud!
Ransom Blackhawk eagerly tears open the gold foil package, casting aside the paper and finding a huge cardboard box inside.
Ransom Blackhawk exclaims, "oh honey look! it's the box we wanted!"
Ransom Blackhawk just gave a huge cardboard box a big, mushy smooch.

Mariko Shinobu sings sweetly:
    "Jack's n-oh, I can't say that.. roasting on an open fire..
      Now I'm nibbling on his nose."
Mariko Shinobu whistles a cheerful tune.
Mariko Shinobu casually hides her Hannibal Christmas song lyrics.

You hear the bartender say, in a ringing voice, "Don't even think about."  Ryan Sloan flushes, and shifts his weight self-consciously.
Ryan Sloan just climbed up some rope rigging, paused a moment, then scuttled back down.
You hear a small gasp of protest from Ryan Sloan as he is firmly led out of the bar and into Galleons Hall by the Manager.

Carrie Nielson says, "Shoes meaning - shoes, socks, sandals, stockings, regular non special slippers."
Carrie Nielson says, "Tap shoes."
Carrie Nielson says, "Boots"
Carrie Nielson says, "Blocks of cheese with room for your feet."

Carrie Nielson says, "You can order two items like always, but tonight you have the option of ordering some sort of cute slippers with one simple action.  Meaning these slippers won't spew fruit out of their mouths or attack people."
Josephine March asks, "So, they can like, bark or whatever?"
Carrie Nielson nods.
Ivy Malone says, "we are all going to have barking slippers.. aren't we"

Norm Costello says, "Well now you can play with different sized homes"
Shiva Malone puts her box over the top portion of her body.
Shiva Malone walks right into Jonathan.
Shiva Malone says, "Oof"
Jonathan McDowell knocks on Shiva's box.
Shiva Malone exclaims, "Come on in!"
Shiva Malone moves her box forward to let Jonathan in.
Jonathan McDowell sticks his head under Shiva's box.
Shiva Malone giggles.
Shiva Malone loses her balance slightly and the box slips down over Jonathan, too.  Now that they're both out of sight, the room seems much prettier.
Shiva Malone's box with four legs moves over toward the table.
Yuri Kyota drops another box ontop of shiva's, 'now its a high rise and you can sub-let'.

Ryan Sloan says, "Be gentle with him Angelica"
Angelica Boticelli winks at Ryan Sloan.
Angelica Boticelli says, "No way"
Angelica Boticelli's group went through a door marked "Private".
Ali Moreau chuckles.
Ali Moreau says, "Poor guy."
You hear Angelica Boticelli yell, "A virgin!"

Kid Dark asks, "What's the word for a shirt that looks like it changes colours?"
Kri Caselli says, "Iridescent"
Kid Dark says, "Eh, that sounds too girly."
Randi Matheson asks, "Shimmering?"
Damien Oneiroi exclaims, "Indescent!"
Yuri Kyota says, "shiny"
Kid Dark says, "I thought the word was transient, but that's not right."
Randi Matheson says, "A transient shirt might be interesting though, here one minute, gone the next."
Kid Dark laughs!

Angelica Boticelli says, "I alter ANYTHING"
Angelica Boticelli says, "Except old underwear. Keep that to yourselves."
Damien Oneiroi hides his old boxers in his backpack.
Angelica Boticelli looks at Damien Oneiroi and gags.

PBR - 1: Lauren Beth transmits, "whats with all the thread all over?"
PBR - 1: Leyra Saevus transmits, "I don't know."
PBR - 1: Lauren Beth transmits, "someones sweater is falling apart, and soon...hmm..."
PBR - 1: Leyra Saevus transmits, "Yuri was tearing someone's clothes off in public maybe?"
PBR - 1: Yuri Kyota transmits, "<gives a innocent little laugh> "

PBR - Notice: A policeman transmits, "We would like to thank Verna Delancey for capturing Robin Cook."

Kristin Patton says, "Well, time to get back and work on the stuffing"
Lauren Beth says, "try not to set anything on fire."
Kristin Patton says, "I'll do my best.  If not, it will be snow-cones for Thanksgiving dinner..."
Kristin Patton says, "Again."
Kristin Patton coughs.

Ali Moreau exclaims, "Did you come to bring us cookies?!"
Ali Moreau grins at Kristin Patton.
Kristin Patton says, "Well, I would bring cookies, except I set the host oven on fire trying to make Thanksgiving food"
Kristin Patton ducks her head.
Brannigan McGrade snaps her fingers.
Yuri Kyota says, "at least i'm not the only one good at burning stoves"

Adrien Mysterien reaches behind himself.
Adrien Mysterien seems like he is strugglig with something.
Adrien Mysterien struggles a bit more with something behind his back.
You glance at Adrien Mysterien.
Adrien Mysterien pulls out a rabbit...which seems to come from his...um...
Jonathan McDowell asks, "hat?"
Kri Caselli raises an eyebrow at Adrien.
Rebecca Blackthorne asks, "Butt?"
Adrien Mysterien pulls out a 10-gallon hat from behind his back.

Telepathic message received after Hank saw me (Cross Stitcher Auguste Delatour) pass by:
You feel Hank Livingstone create a telepathic link with you, as the words, "I thought it said Cross-dresser for a minute" burn in your mind.

Morgan LeFox gets a YoPunk Yellow card collector's case from inside a backpack.
Sinvri Kwenda asks, "What exactly is a YoPunk?"
Shiva Malone exclaims, "Yo...  Punk!!"
Shiva Malone grins at Sinvri Kwenda.
Morgan LeFox exclaims, "Yo! Punk! I'm coming to get ya! Are you yella!"

Jennifer Plumley taps a Cove Coral card collector's case.
Jennifer Plumley growls.
Kri Caselli says, "Oh I see."
Kri Caselli giggles.
Kri Caselli says, "Everyone is trying to wear me"
Jennifer Plumley says, "It's confusing."
Samson Spade says, "Okay its a name change for you, Missy."
Samson Spade grins at Kri Caselli.

Kid Dark slowly draws back his sword, looking thoroughly angry.
Norm Costello cowers away from Kid Dark!
[You see Easter Bunny fixated Delusional Norm Costello.
He appears to be in his late thirties.
He stands 5 feet and 8 inches tall and has a husky build.  He has fair skin, short curly brown hair, and emerald eyes.  He is clean shaven.
Norm Costello is wearing a huge red gym bag with a strap, a fluffy white Easter bunny suit with a cute puffy tail and long floppy ears, and a beer mug-shaped communicator.]
Kid Dark squints at Norm Costello.
Kid Dark charges at Norm Costello with his sword leading the way.  He brushes past Norm Costello.
Kid Dark exclaims, "HA!"
Kid Dark charges back at Norm Costello with his sword leading the way.  He again brushes past Norm Costello.
Kid Dark exclaims, "HA!"
Kid Dark charges at Norm Costello for a final time.
Kid Dark exclaims, "HA!"
Kid Dark slowly circles Norm Costello.
Kid Dark in a mocking voice asks, "Hmph.  Is that the best you can do?"
Norm Costello stomps on Kid like only a 6 foot bunny can.
Kid Dark says, "Ow."

Kri Caselli nudges a corpse with her toe.
Helena looked like she was about ready to slap a living corpse!
Helena Astra holds up an arm a lil away from the corpse.
Verna Delancey nags mercilessly at a living corpse.
Verna Delancey exclaims, "Wake up!"
A living corpse ignores Helena Astra's attempt at flirting.
Verna Delancey shrieks loudly at a living corpse.

Ryan Sloan says, "Ok that luntic clown dont mess around"
Jonathan McDowell says, "its not a clown, just an assassin in a clown suit"

You also see a slightly deranged dentist, a camouflage satchel, a small black spider, a bus stop marker and a shady tree.

You also see a zombified postal worker, a small black spider, a bus stop marker and a shady tree.

A raving ER intern strides into the area.

Hope Fontaine exclaims, "Auguste!  Third place!  Cash!  Voucher!  or Mystery Gift!"
Kristin Patton exclaims, "Or the extra special prize option, the chance to do my laundry!"

A couple of muscly men push a karaoke machine into place in the corner of the room.
You glance at a huge karaoke machine. [The karaoke machine looks surprisingly like a bamboo hatrack attempting to disguise itself as a karaoke machine.]
You say, "Looks kind of like a hatrack to me."
Hope Fontaine says, "Shhh.  Don't tell anyone."
Hope Fontaine winks at you.

PBR - Notice: A policeman transmits, "We would like to thank Jon Garfield for capturing Tim Rice."
PBR - 1: Auguste Delatour transmits, "Oh, my. Tim Rice went from being a theatrical lyricist to a criminal?"
PBR - 1: Gregor Popov transmits, "I thought "Sweet Justice" for "Memories!""

Auguste Delatour keeps Shiva at a distance with her walking stick.
Shiva Malone glances at Auguste's walking stick
Shiva Malone smacks her lips.
Shiva Malone exclaims, "Fiber!!"
You say, "Uh..."
Shiva Malone sinks her fangs into Auguste's walking stick.
Shiva Malone winces in pain.
Shiva Malone whimpers.
Shiva Malone backs away.
Shiva Malone's fangs fall out and she catches them in her hand.
Shiva Malone looks at you and suddenly starts crying!

Renatta Cipriano asks, "Did they have starlettes in the 1000's?"
Sebastian Benvenuto nods to Renatta Cipriano.
Sebastian Benvenuto says, "I imagine William the Conqueror needed some distractions"
Sebastian Benvenuto says, "I mean, planning for an invasion takes lots of time and work...."
Renatta Cipriano says, "I thought William the Conquerer was the starlette."

Ali Moreau asks, "You guys wanna see something amusing?"
Ali Moreau shows a wig of short blonde curls that perfectly frame the face to everyone present.
The wig seems just right for a 1050s Hollywood starlet.

One of the patrons stumbles up from his seat, his car keys in his hand and intent on getting out the door.  With a sigh, Shreve goes over and gently talks to him, taking the keys out of the man's hand mid-conversation.  He then goes over to the phone and calls for a cab.
Sebastian Benvenuto glances at Shreve Tassis.
Ali Moreau exclaims, "We have cabs?!"
Sebastian Benvenuto says, "That's why we don't have cars here...he keeps taking all the car keys away"

Kri Caselli exclaims, "Sue me!"
Sebastian Benvenuto says, "Ok"
Sebastian Benvenuto sues Kri. Hmm, that felt odd?

Mariko Shinobu gobbles!
Mariko Shinobu dives under the sign, pecking!
Mariko Shinobu flaps her wings.
Mariko Shinobu exclaims, "Gobble!"
Verna Delancey says, "We know your chicken."
Verna Delancey ducks her head.
Mariko Shinobu exclaims, "TURKEY!!!"

You ask, "So, who did you dress up as?"
You peer quizzically at Dylan.
Dylan Perry says, "I went as Blitzen the crazed reindeer"

Outlaw Robin Hood's group just arrived.
Robin Hood waves.
Outlaw Robin Hood's group just went west.
Dylan Perry accuses Robin hood but darn too late!

Goddess Aphrodite says, "I can't give it to you Siri"
Goddess Aphrodite smiles at Siri Macallan. (She really meant some money but it sounded funny.)

Goddess Aphrodite just arrived.
Ivy Malone says, "look, a naked goddess"
Goddess Aphrodite blushes a nice shade of off-pink.
Goddess Aphrodite covers her body.
Andriella Marcuouso asks, "what else is new?"
Siri Macallan says, "Oh dear."
Ivy Malone says, "anked princess earlier, naked goddess now"
Ivy Malone says, "yeesh"
Ivy Malone exclaims, "whats this world comming too!"
Siri Macallan says, "You know those goddesses."
Siri Macallan shakes her head.
Goddess Aphrodite says, ";I am the goddess of Sexual Rapture"
Goddess Aphrodite winks.

Gregor Popov exclaims, "boots do not STRIKE!"
Melora Cowperthwaite says, "seaweed does"
Melora Cowperthwaite says, "and scuba divers"
Melora Cowperthwaite says, "and animated corpses out for fiendish revenge."

The tip of Gregor Popov's fishing rod bends violently downward as he gets a hard strike!
Karianne Estre says, "Nice catch"
Karianne Estre can't wait to see the goldfish.

Gregor Popov exclaims, "mister herring you better start swimming around more alluringly, please!"
Gregor Popov shakes his finger at the lowly herring.

Simon Sikk exclaims, "YES!"
Simon Sikk gets a bikini from inside his backpack.
Gregor Popov says, "lovely and just your color, Simon"
Shiva Malone says, "I can dye that for you."
Shiva Malone nods to Simon Sikk.

PBR - 1: Gardner Greenway transmits, "Bah, I'm not into comms anymore.  I'm collecting new things."
PBR - 1: Courtney Chisolm transmits, "What are you collecting now?"
PBR - 1: Gardner Greenway transmits, "I now collect Comm Merchants."
PBR - 1: Courtney Chisolm transmits, "Oddly enough, they tend to protest about being put in curio cabinets. Might want to try something else."

Karianne Estre says, "You can have 5,000, a drunk monkey cocktail, or... an item that I make for you."
Mamanda Timmas says, "Yeah.. the item thing."
Mamanda Timmas says, "Make it good, Karianne."
Courtney Chisolm says, "She's had no sleep. She could make a salt cookie."
Karianne Estre offers a white t-shirt that says I love Karianne! to Mamanda Timmas.

Karianne Estre recites:
    "I want some cargo pants!"
Kid Dark takes a pair of loose-fitting namebrand khaki cargo pants off his legs.
Karianne Estre laughs!
Karianne Estre exclaims, "Put your pants on!"

Karianne Estre wiggles her butt.
Karianne Estre exclaims, "Hook it!"

Karianne Estre says, "All you have to do is look like a Beach Bum"
Ransom Blackhawk asks, "nudity allowed?"
Karianne Estre exclaims, "Not!"
Karianne Estre says, "Keep your pants on Ransom"

One of the dancing men run back on the beach and gives Lily a kiss on the cheek.  Who needs a bachelorette party?
Ransom's jaw drops.
Lily Lorrie exclaims, "Oooh!"
Ransom Blackhawk says, "well damn"
Ransom Blackhawk grumbles about something.
One of the dancing men runs back on the beach and gives Ransom a kiss too.  Who needs a bachelor party?

Karianne Estre points at a BEACH BUM list.
Karianne Estre exclaims, "Who is a bum? Join up!"
Ivy Malone says, "Im a bun"
Ivy folds her arms and flashes a playful smile, striking a dramatic pose for all those gathered.

Karianne's good looking men saunter in from the shadows and dance around Ali in a provactive manner.  Just as fast as they arrived, they head back to the bar in the shadows.
Ali Moreau exclaims, "Ooh!!"
Ali Moreau exclaims, "Come back!!!!"
Ali Moreau runs after the men!!!

Ali Moreau picks up a large keg of ice cold beer.
Ali Moreau says, "Whoops."
Ali Moreau cackles gleefully.
Ali Moreau exclaims, "I got teh whole keg!"

Ariani Respighi says, "It appears we have a Candi Cane sandwich on Brenton and Ariani bread."

Brian Indiana asks, "Gropie ?"
Brian Indiana gets a distant look on his face as he ponders.
Brian Indiana says, "oooh Groupie"

Shiva Malone's eyes close and her head nods forward, landing her face in her lemon meringue pie!

Samson Spade says, "They also use iodine fumes and super-glue fumes to pick up prints.."
Teka Smith asks, "Super glue?"
Samson Spade says, "Yep, old trick"
Teka Smith says, "and I thought it was just for sniffing."

Candi Cane exclaims, "They'll let me have scissors now?!"
Candi Cane gazes dreamily at nothing in particular.
Bryan Hit exclaims, "noo! do not give Candi scissors!"
Bryan Hit says, "we'll all end up nekkid"
Candi Cane laughs!

Bartenstein Gosslershausen does a one-handed victory fleep onto the stage, soemhow keeping his sexy German cocktail intact.

Snake Silvertongue asks, "Anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like a bar in the right light, son?"
Snake Silvertongue glances at Bartenstein Gosslershausen.
Bartenstein Gosslershausen says, "Nein, I get keg sometimes, but never bar."

*Jamanda Ackson joins the investigation.

Wegarius Hodge just touched an orange visor with the words "I'm a geek!" printed on it.

Xander Morales kicks his heel into his burro, sending it into a bucking rampage!
Xander Morales counts, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 seconds!
Xander Morales falls off his stuffed burro!

Jonathon Ailes hops on the burro gettin ready for a good ride.
Jonathon Ailes kicks his heal up sending the burro running, stopping right in front of the trash, sending Jon flyin into it!

PBR - Notice: A policeman transmits, "We would like to thank Amanda Jackson for capturing Harrison Ford."
PBR - 1: Amanda Jackson transmits, "Mwuahaha"
PBR - 1: Amanda Jackson transmits, "He could survive 3 adventure movies but not one encounter with me!"

Andriella Marcuouso asks, "think they got any wet noodles in there?"
Andriella Marcuouso says, "could beat ya to death with it"
Andriella Marcuouso thrashes you soundly with a limp piece of linguini.

Kristin Patton says, "Errm no, my name is Siri"
Kristin Patton pulls on a pair of fawn colored trousers.
Tyler Holmes says, "No Siri is better lookin"
Kristin Patton says, "I know"
Kristin Patton sniffles.
Kristin Patton says, "Someday I want to be as cute as Siri"

Tyler Holmes says, "I faked it"
Kristin Patton says, "You're fired"
Jennifer Plumley says, "Don't fake it with Kristin around, she'll get ya."
Kristin Patton kicks Tyler.
Kristin Patton exclaims, "Pack up your paper bag and get out!"

Mamanda Timmas attempts to flirt with a buxom wench.
A buxom wench smiles politely at Mamanda and says, "Pray thee pardon, madam, but I'm looking for a man."
Mamanda Timmas says, "Oh."
Mamanda Timmas says, "My mistake."

Jonathon Ailes says, "hey uh i cant attack you "
Jonathon Ailes says, "thats not fair"
Tyler Holmes asks, "Why not?"
Jonathon Ailes says, "it says i must be crazy"
Tyler Holmes laughs!

Ryan Sloan loves Felicity and all but wishes she loosen her tail curl on him a bit.
Felicity Dragon snuggles up to Ryan Sloan.
Jean Jameison wonders if she should be jealous.
Jean Jameison has never had a dragon for competition before.

Jonathan McDowell kisses Felicity Dragon deeply.
Felicity parts her jaws and sends a short, fiery burst at Jonathan!  The flames end mere inches away from him.  Hmmm.  Is that singed hair you smell?

Meda Fyre exclaims, "I found men to pinch!"
Meda Fyre beams happily.
Allison McGuire gets an excited expression on her face and lets out a hearty cheer.
Allison McGuire gives Ransom a quick pinch and then runs off giggling!

PBR - 1: Wegarius Hodge transmits, "Shalie said I should go get my buttocks ground into the earth?"

PBR - 1: Ajay Lanner transmits, "Ack.. Wyckham. ;)"
PBR - 1: Ajay Lanner transmits, "Grrr I will get you!"
PBR - 1: Lauren Beth transmits, "semicolon parenthesis to you too, ajay."
PBR - 1: Ajay Lanner transmits, "Yeah.. that's uhh... a secret code."

PBR - 5: Gardner Greenway transmits, "For sale: One Merchant by the name of Wyckham Kensington, starting bid 5 mil."
PBR - 5: Gardner Greenway transmits, "He comes with his own Haversace for convienent storage."

Kristin Patton says, "Unfortunatly, I left my Person-To-Snowcone machine in my other pants, too"

PBR - 1: Gregor Popov transmits, "is there anyone out there paranormally inclined who will go get a pair of breeches from a miner for me?"
PBR - 1: Gardner Greenway transmits, "Can you wait a bit, Gregor?"
PBR - 1: Gardner Greenway transmits, "My turn with Ms. Louis is next.....then I'll happily go yank the pants of a miner for you."
Sometime later...
PBR - 1: Gardner Greenway transmits, "Wow, those Miners dropped their pants for me REAL quick!"

Cathy Louis exclaims, "Have cash on hand, because I don't take American Express!"
Elysia Francois says, "new renfaire gown: 10,000  beaded wrist bag: 2,000  seeing someone else miss a list because they are using American Express: priceless."

Cory Nelson says, "someone shot me now"
Cory Nelson asks, "please?"
Ransom Blackhawk gets a distant look on his face as he ponders.
Ransom Blackhawk says, "okay"
Ransom Blackhawk hands Cory a shot of whiskey.
Ransom Blackhawk says, "you've been shotted"

Esmeralda Buckland asks, "Is there anything that you ARE at liberty to discuss?"
The maid peers at Esmeralda intently before replying, "I am not at liberty to discuss that subject, madam."

Ryan Sloan throws some dust on himself and wonders if the maid will come feather him off.

Reggae music drifts into the room and Karianne Estre dances in with two extremely good looking men.  She snaps her fingers and sends them back to her bar in the shadows.

A crazy convention-goer runs in wearing a green colored lanyard and a badge, finds a clue for a scavenger hunt and runs out.
Miranda Myles says, "That kinda even looked like Mark or Jess or Kim...or"
Jess Whiterose exclaims, "That was Zack!"

A Simucon drunk strides into the area.

PBR - Notice: A policeman transmits, "We would like to thank Auguste Delatour for capturing Roseanne Cash."
PBR - 1: Auguste Delatour transmits, "<giggle> I caught a celebrity."