Savannah Reynolds says, "And this year, the parade is led by Ichiko Daiumi, kicking off our fun and games theme."
Ichiko Daiumi appears, riding with Reiko Umino on a float bearing a giant pinball machine titled Rock The Island!
Ichiko Daiumi waves.
Ichiko Daiumi waves happily to the crowd; Reiko just glances around at you and kind of smiles, before taking a coin from a stack of giant Moradian dollars.
Ichiko Daiumi takes the coin, drops it into the slot, and begins play, with Reiko on the opposing flipper button; the ball rolls out of the Port Authority park onto the playing field.
Ichiko Daiumi hits her flipper button, sending the ball caroming off a bus stop marker outside the Palm Frond Pub and onto the Island Highway for a circle through the West End.
Ichiko Daiumi nods quickly to Reiko, who uses her flipper to send the ball through Embassy Square, bouncing off bumpers painted with images of menacing brawlers. Looks like a clean sweep!
Ichiko Daiumi watches the ball pass Madame Rosalie's, causing a tarot card gate to spin wildly. The 'sun' card is facing her when the spinning stops.
Ichiko Daiumi hits her flipper again, sending the ball past the Town Hall, where it lights up the Moradian flag. A nearby squad car lights up, too..looks like the ball ran a red light!
Ichiko Daiumi blushes and gets a traffic ticket from a portly police officer, but continues playing. Now the ball is heading towards the Emporium.
Ichiko Daiumi moves quickly, working in tandem with Reiko to pick off lettered pads reading 'KING MATT' for bonus points. Good teamwork there!
Ichiko Daiumi looks over at her partner as Reiko yawns suddenly, and misses the ball with her flipper, which drops off the field.
Ichiko Daiumi winces and watches the ball drop into a hole marked 'this way to The TRENCH'. Loud music and flashing light erupts from the machine. But she and Reiko have plenty of coins left!
Ichiko Daiumi bows.

Leanne Qiao removes the sheet from her float.
Leanne Qiao appears onto the field, tugging a mechanical collector's cards float behind her.
Leanne Qiao waves.
Leanne Qiao's float consists of all the collector's cards painted on the float and 2 figures standing on the stage of the float:  Lazlo Grayson and a small child.  The small child is holding a package of collector's card, and Lazlo is holding a collector's card case in one hand and motioning the child to give him the package of cards with the other.
Leanne Qiao's float constantly moves; the child giving Lazlo a pack of collector's cards Lazlo snatching the cards from the child with a wicked grin on his face, and the sound of evil cackling echoing from the speakers attached onto the float.
Leanne Qiao hums a short ditty, making a funny face as it comes out a little wrong.
Leanne Qiao asks, "Hmm...what's this button for?"
Leanne Qiao pushes a button on her float and Lazlo turns towards the crowd. The card collector's case in his hand is acutually a water hose in disguise!  He shoots a large stream of water towards the audience drenching everyone as the float passes by, the speaker howling with laughter!
Leanne Qiao exclaims, "oops!"
Leanne Qiao snickers.
Leanne Qiao cackles gleefully.
Leanne Qiao says, "I mean, sorry."
Leanne Qiao coughs.
Leanne Qiao pushes another button and the small child turns and starts shooting out foam, covering eveyrone.
Leanne Qiao taps a sheer red triangle top bikini with tie bottom.
Leanne Qiao says, "It why I wore this"
Leanne Qiao waves to the drenched crowed on the bleachers, and tugging her float behind her, walks off the football field.  The water shooting water and foam at everyone in sight.
Leanne Qiao curtsies.
Leanne Qiao tries to shut the button off, but it appears to have malfunctioned!
Leanne Qiao kicks the float and it starts shooting water and foam at full blast!
Leanne Qiao exclaims, "Sorry!"
Leanne Qiao exclaims, "I didn't know it'll do this!"
Savannah Reynolds says, "And next up is Wegarius!  I really think so, anyway."
Wegarius Hodge asks, "Is Leanne done dousing us?"
Leanne Qiao says, "I'm trying to fix it."
Flipping open a leather ankle sheath, Leanne Qiao draws a razor-sharp titanium icepick etched with white spiderweb designs with a quick twirl.
Leanne Qiao thinking quickly uses her razor sharp icepick to slice off the water and foam hose.
Leanne Qiao folds her arms in triamph as the foam and water suddendly stops flowing...must have ran out.
Flipping open her ankle sheath, Leanne Qiao twirls a razor-sharp titanium icepick etched with white spiderweb designs in her hand as she stuffs it into the sheath.
Leanne Qiao exclaims, "Really, it is!"
Leanne Qiao says, "Sorry."
Leanne Qiao ducks her head.
Leanne Qiao exclaims, "I told you guys to change!"

Savannah Reynolds exclaims, "And now for Weg!"
Wegarius Hodge asks, "Shall I go now?"
Wegarius Hodge nods.
Wegarius Hodge jogs over to his float and hops on.
Wegarius Hodge approaches, sitting in a fetal position on his float.  He seems to be on the outer edge of a wheel that is slowly revolving, looping Weg around as it comes closer.
Wegarius Hodge touches the hat he usually wears and smiles to the crowd as he comes around on the wheel and faces the bleachers.  You can see that he is sitting in a little box on the wheel marked "32".  The edge of the wheel is marked with the other numbers and the colors normally found on a roulette wheel.
Wegarius Hodge waves as his float continues off the field.
Shalie MacIntosh exclaims, "I WIN!"
Wegarius Hodge gets off the float and comes back to the bleachers.
Shalie MacIntosh collects her winnings.
Shalie MacIntosh's pearl eternity band glows as she kisses Wegarius.
Wegarius Hodge's pearl eternity band glows as he kisses Shalie.
Shalie MacIntosh beams happily.

Courtney Chisolm grabs Shalie's hand and runs behind the bleachers to get ready for their entrance.
Savannah Reynolds says, "And Courtney and Shalie cooked up something for us"
Courtney Chisolm stiffly moves across a chess board made of black and white orchid petals as the Island Guide float pulls into view. From her movement, it's obvious that Courtney represents a black pawn.
Shalie MacIntosh waves regally scoffing in Courtney's direction as she moves forward in her queenly role.
Courtney Chisolm sidesteps Shalie's countering move, smiling broadly as she keeps her little pawnly self in the game. Wait a minute ... did Courtney actually stick out her tongue at Shalie?
Shalie MacIntosh beams as former members of the Guides, serving as the remainder of the chess pieces, move forward and around protecting the queen.
Courtney Chisolm beckons another black piece to move forward, putting Shalie in a dangerous spot.
Shalie MacIntosh shoves a plastic bishop dressed up as Weg into place to save her.
Courtney Chisolm frantically calls on her forces of blackness, yelling, "Knight two to Bishop one!" as all the black pieces rush the white queen. Laughing as they pull themselves from the pile, Courtney and Shalie stand up in the middle of the board and unfurl a banner that reads, "The Games Islanders Play." They smile broadly and wave to the crowd as the float rolls out of sight.
Daniel Moses says, "What no Dylan for a last minute counter move"
Courtney Chisolm says, "Bah! I don't need a man to fight my battles."
Courtney Chisolm scoffs.
Leanne Qiao stares at as the cackling of the speakers can still be faintly heard.
Courtney Chisolm leans on Shalie MacIntosh.
Courtney Chisolm says, "Good job, queenie."
Leanne Qiao exclaims, "Lazlo cut it out!"

Savannah Reynolds says, "Next up is Tassel"
Tassel Windlass comes rumbling by in an old American convertible with lots of chrome.  In the back seat, Tassel is seated, wearing nothing besides a green turban and an orange speedo swimsuit (looking pretty buff, too), and his skin has been completely dyed purple! Tas is handing out Pixie Sticks candy to all the children who both clamor for the candy and behind his back snicker at the fool Tas is making of himself.. The convertible drives by the bleachers and turns the corner.'.
Nora Blue covers Leanne's float with a sheet and beats it with a sledgehammer.

Savannah Reynolds says, "And now Adam has an entry"
Adam Grath runs onto the field and puts down his boombox and presses play.
Adam Grath dances around as "PUMP UP THE JAM" begins to play.
Adam Grath rips his suit off showing off his cheerleader's skirt, out of his attache case he pulls out a pair of pom poms.
Adam Grath yells, "Gimme an M!"
Shalie MacIntosh says, "m"
Courtney Chisolm yells, "M!"
Adam Grath yells, "Gimme an O!"
Savannah Reynolds yells, "M!"
Angel Weir says, "M"
Wegarius Hodge asks, "M?"
Angel Weir says, "O"
Shalie MacIntosh says, "o"
Courtney Chisolm yells, "O"
Sky Larson says, "Q"
Jennifer Plumley yells, "0"
Savannah Reynolds yells, "'O"
Daniel Moses yells, "o"
Adam Grath yells, "Gimme another M!"
Angel Weir yells, "m"
Shalie MacIntosh yells, "M"
Jasmine Harrison yells, "M"
Jennifer Plumley yells, "m"
Courtney Chisolm yells, "M!"
Angel Weir asks, "mom?"
Savannah Reynolds yells, "M"
Wegarius Hodge blinks.
Angel Weir blinks.
Daniel Moses yells, "M"
Lisa Stone giggles.
Leyra Saevus gets a distant look on her face as she ponders.
Savannah Reynolds asks, "Mom?"
Leyra Saevus asks, "Uh?"
Adam Grath yells, "Gimme an ANDA!"
Shalie MacIntosh yells, "anda!"
Savannah Reynolds laughs!
Angel Weir yells, "anda"
Leyra Saevus giggles.
Courtney Chisolm yells, "ANDA!"
Adam Grath yells, "WHat's that spell?"
Leanne Qiao says, "Where's my float?  I think the foam gun is needed"
Savannah Reynolds yells, "'Anda!"
Leyra Saevus asks, "Momanda?"
Nora Blue asks, "Where's the pigs blood when you need it?"
Savannah Reynolds exclaims, "Momanda!"
Daniel Moses yells, "ANDA"
You scratch your head, a bit confused.
Courtney Chisolm gets a distant look on her face as she ponders.
Jennifer Plumley furrows her brow.
Adam Grath exclaims, "Let'as hear it for Momanda!"
Shalie MacIntosh exclaims, "Momanda!"
Courtney Chisolm exclaims, "Momanda!"
Lisa Stone giggles.
Savannah Reynolds yells, "Momanda"
Adam Grath twirls his blonde hair in his fingers and tilts his head and giggles.
Sky Larson seems confused.
Jasmine Harrison grins.
Savannah Reynolds laughs!
Leanne Qiao asks, "Momanda?"
Leyra Saevus says, "I don't get it."
Adam Grath giggles.
Adam Grath exclaims, "I passed English with an A!"
Adam Grath giggles.
Leanne Qiao says, "Me neither"
Shalie MacIntosh shrugs.
Courtney Chisolm looks around in confusions and then shrugs slightly as she realizes how foolish she is.
Nora Blue peers under the sheet at Leanne's float. The foam gun remains intact!
Courtney Chisolm gets a distant look on her face as she ponders.
Angel Weir says, "Oh, I get it."
Adam Grath quickly runs behind one of the other floats and comes out wearing a MBA jersey and shorts with "?" on the jersey.
Adam Grath dodging the puddles and foam piles he quickly dribbles his ball.
Courtney Chisolm asks, "MBA?"
Adam Grath suddenly he comes to a stop realizing he doesn't have a basketball hoop to run for.
Courtney Chisolm gets a distant look on her face as she ponders.
Angel Weir says, "Morada Basketball..."
Adam Grath gasps aloud.
Nora Blue quietly nudges the button on Leanne's float with her foot and foam sprays all over Adam! What a mess!
Adam Grath rubs his head.
Adam Grath suddenly gets an idea and runs to the other end of the field.
Courtney Chisolm leans over to Savannah and whispers, "Is Momanda the mascot of the MBA?"
Adam Grath jumps up and triumpthantly dunks the ball into the field goal scoring 2 points for the home team!
Adam Grath puts the volume louder on the boom box.
Adam Grath shakes his groove thing.
Adam Grath gasps as multiple Moranda port officers appear and arrest him for disturbing the piece.
Leanne Qiao high fives the officers.
Leanne Qiao hums a short ditty, making a funny face as it comes out a little wrong.
Adam Grath struggles with the handcuffs as a port officer speaks to the crowd. 'Sorry ladies and gentlemen! This mans display wasn't part of the act!
Adam Grath gets dragged away to the Police department.
Adam Grath falls free as the port officers slip on some foam.
Adam Grath runs for the gate laughing like a maniac and lockpicking the handcuffs he's wearing.
Adam Grath yells, "I'm free!"
Leanne Qiao holds up a sign that reads "RUN FORREST RUN!"
Leanne Qiao scribbles out Forrest and changes it to Adam.

Savannah Reynolds rolls into view on top of a HUGE Bingo card.  Behind the card, you see a mock-up of a basket to tumble the numbers, and a big board that has various numbers lit up.
Savannah Reynolds runs back and forth on the giant Bingo card, placing chips on various squares.   She accidentally knocks a chip off a square and furrows her brow as she tries to remember where it was.
Savannah Reynolds suddenly looks around and smiles, waving to the crowd in the bleachers and dropping an armful of chips.   As the float rolls away, you can hear her scream in annoyance and she is clearly flailing her arms like a madwoman.

Savannah Reynolds exclaims, "And next up is Nora!"
Nora Blue jumps up excitedly.
Nora Blue runs behind the bleachers.
Nora Blue marches happily onto the parade route dragging something behind her.  Upon closer inspection, it appears to be... a little red wagon? Does she know this is a parade and not a tea party?!
Nora Blue gets a happy grin on her face as she tosses a handful of rainbow-colored confetti into the air!
Nora Blue iS pulling a little red wagon!  Oddly, it seems to be filled with stuffed animals, T-shirts, and other paraphernalia from *every* event ever held on the island.  If she is any indication of what other people on the island collect, it is no wonder they had to expand the lockers!
Nora Blue gets a happy grin on her face as she tosses a handful of rainbow-colored confetti into the air!
Nora Blue beams happily at the crowd, oblivious to all that is around her.  Suddenly, her wagon hits a rut and a couple plastic mosquitos and CMPD badges bounce out of the back of her wagon!  Nora turns to see what the clatter was and trips over her own big feet.  Her cardboard tiara slips down over one eye.  What a sorry sight. The judges wince expressively.
Nora Blue gets a happy grin on her face as she tosses a handful of rainbow-colored confetti into the air!
Nora Blue tosses some rainbow colored confetti.  Most of it sticks in the foam that clings to her from a previous float, making her look even more ridiculous!
Nora Blue gets a happy grin on her face as she tosses a handful of rainbow-colored confetti into the air!
Nora Blue blows kisses at the audience and wanders off the field.  She has no clue...oh well, she seems to be having fun!  Simple pleasures for simple minds, right?
Nora Blue gets a happy grin on her face as she tosses a handful of rainbow-colored confetti into the air!

Savannah Reynolds says, "Next up is Sky Larson"
Sky Larson bows.
Sky Larson proudly marches marches across the field playing Stars and Stripes Forever on a red white and blue kazoo,  and waving a noisemaker over his head.
Sky Larson does a series of painful looking attempts at flips.
Sky Larson limps off the field gasping for air.
Sky Larson runs back onto the field and screams "Spongebob ROCKS"
Sky Larson laughs!
Nora Blue stares at Sky Larson.
Sky Larson asks, "What?"
Sky Larson says, "Its over"

Savannah Reynolds exclaims, "We have an extra float tonight from Max Wolf.  Let's make him feel welcome!"
Max Wolf rolls out of the gate driving a large brown bottle of beer.  Proudly displayed on the sides, a bright blue and red lable, "Daecy's Dark" and a flashy banner "Morandan Teamsters Union #147"
Max Wolf grimances as his float lurches and backfires.  Twice!  Startling half the crowd.  Wheeling around in front of the bleachers, he turns and pulls a firehose out and connects it to the float..
Max Wolf chuckles and tip his worn leather fedora at you, a scoundrals grin on his face as he hoists his firehose and aims it right at You!
Max Wolf suddenly the floats tire slide in the foam soaking the ground, spoling his aim.  Beer sprays all over the band, adding to the mess.  With a rougish wink he drives the float off the feild.

Shalie MacIntosh points to a float coming in.
Shalie MacIntosh looks confused as a float covered in ghostly white enters the field.  Nothing appears to be on the float.
Shalie MacIntosh gasps as suddenly a stage rises from the middle of the float.  On the stage is Morada's own boy band featuring Jaku, Monsieur Granpere, Shreve Tassis.
Lisa Stone exclaims, "oh stand back and i'll banish it!"
Lisa Stone snickers.
Leanne Qiao says, "Woah."
Angel Weir laughs!
Shalie MacIntosh laughs as the "boy" band  plays a short salute to Moradian music as their float circles the field amid the screams of their fans.
Adam Grath laughs!
Nora Blue gets an excited expression on her face and lets out a hearty cheer.
You laugh out loud!
Leanne Qiao exclaims, "Go Jaku!"
Nora Blue exclaims, "Boy band!"
Adam Grath exclaims, "And I left my pistol in my locket!"
Courtney Chisolm gets an excited expression on her face and lets out a hearty cheer.
Jennifer Plumley gets an excited expression on her face and lets out a hearty cheer.
Shalie MacIntosh gets an excited expression on her face and lets out a hearty cheer.
Jasmine Harrison laughs!
Courtney Chisolm exclaims, "Whoo! Jaku!"
Adam Grath laughs!
Nora Blue yells, "I love you Shreve!!"
Brannigan McGrade laughs!
Shalie MacIntosh swoons.
Adam Grath's face twists as he gags, coughing slightly.
Nora Blue sobs.
Adam Grath's face twists as he gags, coughing slightly.
Adam Grath coughs.
Adam Grath's face twists as he gags, coughing slightly.
Leanne Qiao exclaims, "Jaku!!!"
Leanne Qiao falls backwards from her seat and passes out!
Nora Blue pokes Leanne Qiao in the ribs.
Brannigan McGrade laughs!
Nora Blue says, "Shreve's the bad boy one"
Leanne Qiao flings a g-string over to the float.
Leanne Qiao grins.
Lisa Stone giggles.
Adam Grath laughs!
Leanne Qiao sits up.
Courtney Chisolm says, "Yeah, but Jaku's such a hottie."
Courtney Chisolm fans herself.
Shalie MacIntosh says, "I had no idea Granpere could look sexy"
Sami Market agrees with Courtney Chisolm.
Shalie MacIntosh appears shocked.
Nora Blue exclaims, "He's French!"
Sami Market says, "He is incredibly sexy.  Jaku, that is"
Nora Blue says, "Duh"
Leanne Qiao gazes dreamily at nothing in particular.
Brannigan McGrade giggles.
Nora Blue giggles at Shalie MacIntosh.
Lisa Stone nods to Sami Market.
Nora Blue gets an excited expression on her face and lets out a hearty cheer.
Jon Garfield whimpers at Lisa Stone.
Leanne Qiao pets Jon Garfield in a patronizing manner.
Lisa Stone pets Jon Garfield in a patronizing manner.
Brannigan McGrade grins.
Leanne Qiao says, "It's a girl thing."
Ichiko Daiumi asks, "Don't you mean 'eencreedbly zexy'?"
Leanne Qiao nods to Jon Garfield.
Max Wolf grins.
Jennifer Plumley giggles.
Courtney Chisolm leans toward Sami and murmurs, "What I wouldn't give for five minutes with Jaku's chest."
Nora Blue cackles oddly at Ichiko Daiumi.
Sami Market agrees with Ichiko Daiumi.
Courtney Chisolm blushes a nice shade of off-pink.
Leanne gawks at Courtney.
Sami Market begins laughing at Courtney Chisolm!
Shalie MacIntosh jumps into the air and gives Courtney Chisolm a triumphant high five.
Leanne Qiao exclaims, "You're married!"
Jon gawks at Courtney.
Savannah Reynolds chuckles.
Courtney Chisolm exclaims, "A girl can dream!"
Brannigan McGrade giggles.
Leanne Qiao says, "Give the single women a chance"
Sami Market asks, "Does Dylan know that?"
Shalie MacIntosh exclaims, "married is NOT dead!"
Brannigan McGrade grins.
Nora Blue sighs.
Courtney Chisolm agrees with Shalie MacIntosh.
Sami Market says, "But, I would be the same way, and I'm engaged."
Sami Market nods to Courtney Chisolm.
Courtney Chisolm grins.
Angel Weir says, "Depends on who you're married to."
Max Wolf asks, "Ye sure its not?"
Angel Weir smiles at Shalie MacIntosh.
Shalie MacIntosh just tickled Wegarius Hodge.
Max Wolf chuckles.
Shalie MacIntosh beams happily.
Sami Market asks, "Just his chest?"
Wegarius Hodge giggles.
Shalie MacIntosh's pearl eternity band glows as she kisses Wegarius.
Wegarius Hodge's pearl eternity band glows as he kisses Shalie.
Brannigan McGrade pokes Max Wolf in the ribs.
Sami Market glances at Courtney Chisolm.
Jon Garfield says, "Poor Dylan, she wants an upgrade already"
Brannigan McGrade giggles at Max Wolf.
Courtney Chisolm says, "Maybe we can get him for the bachelorette party, Sami."
Courtney Chisolm gazes dreamily at nothing in particular.
Sky Larson says, "I'm engaged and I'm scared to"
Max Wolf winks at Brannigan McGrade.
Leanne Qiao begins laughing at Jon Garfield!
Sami Market gives a big thumbs up to Courtney Chisolm!
Daniel Moses recites:

    "Oh really Shalie?"

Sky Larson smiles at Jasmine Harrison.
Nora Blue asks, "They're all beautiful...but can they sing?"
Nora Blue gets a distant look on her face as she ponders.
Sami Market says, "I'd rather have all of him, than just his chest."
Courtney Chisolm giggles.
Sami Market nods to Courtney Chisolm.
Angel Weir chuckles.
Jasmine Harrison asks, "You'd want to get near his chest?"
Leanne Qiao chants:

    "Jaku!
     Jaku!
     Jaku!
     Jaku!"

Lisa Stone giggles.
Courtney Chisolm sings sweetly:

    "If you can't be with the one you love
     Love the one you're with.
     Love the one you're with."

Nora Blue reaches over and gives Courtney Chisolm a triumphant high five.
Courtney Chisolm coughs.
Angel Weir smiles at Courtney Chisolm.
Daniel Moses begins chuckling at Courtney Chisolm.
Daniel Moses is flirting with Courtney Chisolm.
Tassel Windlass exclaims, "Oh Courtney watch out. You could be heading into trouble!"
Courtney Chisolm laughs!
Sami Market drools.
Angel Weir laughs!
Courtney Chisolm says, "Tassel, I'm harmless, really. I just talk big."
Tassel Windlass says, "Uh-huh"
Sami Market says, "She's harmless with weapons."
Sami Market says, "I mean, harmful"
Sami Market ducks her head.
Sami Market says, "I can't talk tonight."

Savannah Reynolds exclaims, "And let's hear one more round for the floats, and the spectators!"
Savannah Reynolds says, "Third place goes to....."
Savannah Reynolds exclaims, "Nora Blue!!!"
Savannah Reynolds says, "And Nora receives an engraved bronze plaque."
Savannah Reynolds says, "Second place, and this was a good one...."
Savannah Reynolds exclaims, "Goes to Leanne!"
Savannah Reynolds says, "Leanne receives a silver engraved plaque"
Savannah Reynolds says, "And I know we are all glad we were here to see our first place float...a clever idea, well executed..."
Savannah Reynolds says, "Let's have a big round of applause for this year's winner of a gold cup, ten thousand dollars and more laughs and cheers than any other entry..."
Savannah Reynolds exclaims, "Ichiko Daiumi!!"