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(Vatican wire)..... 10 May 1999. It has been confirmed. The Jains are still dead. Their bodies are lying on the sediment floor of their watery graves. Stay tuned - and be updated!!!
(Vatican wire)..... The Jains are dead. Reports from some of our most worthy reporters have come in telling us they were touring in Italy last week and were just starting to find their true stardom. It is very ironic that there album had just gone platinum.... 40 times in Italy... and around the rest of Europe... and in every state in the United States except Wisconsin, which refused to accept them or their fame. On the eve of their critial success and all the added fanfare they decided to swim to their next concert and meet the touring van there. There next concert was to be in Calcutta, India. They were all high on life at the time (3 a.m. on the morning of February 2, 1999) and started their journey. They may have actually had a chance if Kory, Lincoln, and Tam had not all decided to start swimming while still having all their equipment on and plugged in. As soon as the water reached their waists (still a couple thousand mile short of their destination) they were all electrocuted.