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(BASED ON A TRUE STORY)

...February 21, 2004...

Long ago, a man calling himself POX joined the world of wrestling. Rumours quickly circulated that POX was Hate itself, and it was proven in the ring time after time.

And, eventually, another legend entered that dimension - Jason Asskicker. The two were, for a short period of time, the most incredible duo in recorded history. They were the greatest tag-team partners in the world...

...that is, until one fateful day sparked a bloody and drawn out conflict that would last for years.

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POX's history is completely unknown, except that he is a man possessed by Hate itself. He was first seen as a gruff, demented wrestler; bald, bearded, wearing wrestling shorts and a black T-shirt with "POX is HATE" written across it. He eventually began wearing a simple expressionless mask, and a muscle shirt, along with some camo-pants. His undefeated streak in wrestling immediately brought him fame and glory in the wrestling business.
Then, one day, his long time friend showed up in the ring.

Reports that a homicidal maniac destroyed his way out of maximum security prison reached POX, and hit him with a wave of devious joy. His friend, Jason Asskicker, was surely free once again! Within half an hour, the 7'11" masked monstrosity of Asskicker was in the glorious ring, and the tag-team partnership of POX and Jason was re-forged. Jason Asskicker is a mystery as well, until one day at a young age, when he literally chokeslammed his entire family into a pit of burning snakes. He gave his soul to Evil that day, and his face was made as black as pitch. Then, it is rumored that he wore a mask and tore a bloody rampage through the country-side until he was caught. It is still unknown whether he gave himself up, or was betrayed by an accomplice...

In any case, there seems to have been an early connection between the man possessed by Hate and the forsaken demon giant.

Jason rotted in prison for years, seeing his life of crime fade - until he saw his opportunity. Reports from survivors say that they'd never seen anything like it, that cold winter day. Jason streaked through hordes of well-armed and well-trained guards, leaving corpses piled everywhere, and a trail of blood behind him.

And then the two met - drawn together by what can only be Hate and Evil.

Chaos, pain, death, remorse... these were the products of their friendship. But it lasted only for a few months, when during a match, Jason Asskicker accidentally attacked POX, costing them an important victory in the ring. Some experts have said that Jason Asskicker did it intentionally, as payback for POX's betrayal of him when he was caught by police. In any case, it was the worst thing Jason could have done...

POX vowed to devote his entire life to defeating Jason Asskicker - the only thing that could rival Hate itself in the squared circle. And so they fought, and fought, and fought... Always unannounced, never welcome, but necessary to the entertainment of the millions of fans that watched. The two gave it their best each time, usually in brtual Ironman matches (where there is a minimum time limit, and whoever has the most wins at the end is the victor). The result was an endless war between two demons, usually ending with POX managing to pull out a surprise victory at the last moment, but not always.

Until February 21st, 2004.

A royal rumble erupted in the middle of the ring, with bruised remains of former superstars being thrown over the top rope again and again. The wrestlers weeded each other out until it came down to none other than POX and Jason Asskicker. The two began dealing horrific maneuvers to each other. However, there were more people coming, and the two beings wanted to be the last two standing. So, in a temporary truce, they teamed up and quickly beat the rest.

It was hard to tell where the truce ended and the feud began again, but within a few long moments, something nobody expected happened: POX threw the match...

POX said that, for a moment, during the truce, he felt the old friendship once again. He declared that within the next week, the two would show "the end of it all"; a final deciding bout, to prove once and for all who was the strongest demon.

THE MATCH:

3 pure rounds, 2 foul beings, 1 final result.

Best of 3: POX and Jason Asskicker. The two showed up in the arena without announcement, away from cameras or crowds. This was for nobody but themselves and their dark spirits. However, by the time the two faced off, the massive arena was packed with eager fans who had broken in... the lights were on, the cameras rolled, but nobody gave the order.

ROUND ONE: PIN FALLS
TURNOUT: POX wins with a massive comeback at the end!

ROUND TWO: SUBMISSION
TURNOUT: Jason Asskicker gives a hell of a performance and makes POX tap!

ROUND THREE: TOTAL KNOCK OUT
TURNOUT: Nobody knew who would win... Jason got an early start with crushing POX, and things looked more than bleak... but then POX came back in a trademark turnaround!
However, Jason would not go down. Countless amounts of devastating special moves done on Jason would not quench his fury... Jason Asskicker defies all history, prediction, nature, and logic, and manages to give POX the final blow: a quick and crippling Full Nelson Suplex!!!

The end of it all. The end of the feud to see who was superior--and in an undisputed, pure, perfectly fair series of battles, Jason Asskicker lived up to his name.


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	(BASED ON A TRUE STORY) ...February 21, 2004... Long ago, a man calling himself POX joined the world of wrestling. Rumours quickly circulated that POX was Hate itself, and it was proven in the ring time after time. And, eventually, another legend entered that dimension - Jason Asskicker. The two were, for a short period of time, the most incredible duo in recorded history. They were the greatest tag-team partners in the world... ...that is, until one fateful day sparked a bloody and drawn out conflict that would last for years. ----------- POX's history is completely unknown, except that he is a man possessed by Hate itself. He was first seen as a gruff, demented wrestler; bald, bearded, wearing wrestling shorts and a black T-shirt with "POX is HATE" written across it. He eventually began wearing a simple expressionless mask, and a muscle shirt, along with some camo-pants. His undefeated streak in wrestling immediately brought him fame and glory in the wrestling business. Then, one day, his long time friend showed up in the ring. Reports that a homicidal maniac destroyed his way out of maximum security prison reached POX, and hit him with a wave of devious joy. His friend, Jason Asskicker, was surely free once again! Within half an hour, the 7'11" masked monstrosity of Asskicker was in the glorious ring, and the tag-team partnership of POX and Jason was re-forged. Jason Asskicker is a mystery as well, until one day at a young age, when he literally chokeslammed his entire family into a pit of burning snakes. He gave his soul to Evil that day, and his face was made as black as pitch. Then, it is rumored that he wore a mask and tore a bloody rampage through the country-side until he was caught. It is still unknown whether he gave himself up, or was betrayed by an accomplice... In any case, there seems to have been an early connection between the man possessed by Hate and the forsaken demon giant. Jason rotted in prison for years, seeing his life of crime fade - until he saw his opportunity. Reports from survivors say that they'd never seen anything like it, that cold winter day. Jason streaked through hordes of well-armed and well-trained guards, leaving corpses piled everywhere, and a trail of blood behind him. And then the two met - drawn together by what can only be Hate and Evil. Chaos, pain, death, remorse... these were the products of their friendship. But it lasted only for a few months, when during a match, Jason Asskicker accidentally attacked POX, costing them an important victory in the ring. Some experts have said that Jason Asskicker did it intentionally, as payback for POX's betrayal of him when he was caught by police. In any case, it was the worst thing Jason could have done... POX vowed to devote his entire life to defeating Jason Asskicker - the only thing that could rival Hate itself in the squared circle. And so they fought, and fought, and fought... Always unannounced, never welcome, but necessary to the entertainment of the millions of fans that watched. The two gave it their best each time, usually in brtual Ironman matches (where there is a minimum time limit, and whoever has the most wins at the end is the victor). The result was an endless war between two demons, usually ending with POX managing to pull out a surprise victory at the last moment, but not always. Until February 21st, 2004. A royal rumble erupted in the middle of the ring, with bruised remains of former superstars being thrown over the top rope again and again. The wrestlers weeded each other out until it came down to none other than POX and Jason Asskicker. The two began dealing horrific maneuvers to each other. However, there were more people coming, and the two beings wanted to be the last two standing. So, in a temporary truce, they teamed up and quickly beat the rest. It was hard to tell where the truce ended and the feud began again, but within a few long moments, something nobody expected happened: POX threw the match... POX said that, for a moment, during the truce, he felt the old friendship once again. He declared that within the next week, the two would show "the end of it all"; a final deciding bout, to prove once and for all who was the strongest demon. THE MATCH: 3 pure rounds, 2 foul beings, 1 final result. Best of 3: POX and Jason Asskicker. The two showed up in the arena without announcement, away from cameras or crowds. This was for nobody but themselves and their dark spirits. However, by the time the two faced off, the massive arena was packed with eager fans who had broken in... the lights were on, the cameras rolled, but nobody gave the order. ROUND ONE: PIN FALLS TURNOUT: POX wins with a massive comeback at the end! ROUND TWO: SUBMISSION TURNOUT: Jason Asskicker gives a hell of a performance and makes POX tap! ROUND THREE: TOTAL KNOCK OUT TURNOUT: Nobody knew who would win... Jason got an early start with crushing POX, and things looked more than bleak... but then POX came back in a trademark turnaround! However, Jason would not go down. Countless amounts of devastating special moves done on Jason would not quench his fury... Jason Asskicker defies all history, prediction, nature, and logic, and manages to give POX the final blow: a quick and crippling Full Nelson Suplex!!! The end of it all. The end of the feud to see who was superior--and in an undisputed, pure, perfectly fair series of battles, Jason Asskicker lived up to his name.