The Lady's Parlor: The Top Ten Sexiest Wrestlers of 1998

The Parlor's Top Ten
Sexiest Wrestlers of 1998

That's right. The Mistress put the word out to a few of her closest Creatures and asked them to send her their lists of the HOTTEST wrestlers in the business.
Below... you will find the individual lists. Oh... and the voting is over and the votes are tallied. Care to see who ranked and where?

Updated: April 2nd, 1999

The Mistress voted.

  #1 - The Undertaker (As if you would have guessed otherwise.)
  #2 - Kane (Ok, I'm a sucker for the tall & silent type.)
  #3 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
  #4 - Road Dogg
  #5 - The Rock
  #6 - Mick Foley (He's such a teddy bear.)
  #7 - Dustin (I'll never forget the name... Goldust.)
  #8 - Kevin Nash (Come home! Come home!)
  #9 - Bradshaw (Lookin' hot as an Acolyte, ain't he?)
#10 - Edge

Mrs. 3:16 cast her ballot.

  #1 - Stone Cold Steve Austin (Oh, hell yeah!)
  #2 - Test/The Rock (It's a tie.)
  #3 - Thrasher
  #4 - Kevin Nash
  #5 - Road Dogg
  #6 - The Undertaker
  #7 - Triple H
  #8 - Paul Wight
  #9 - Edge

Dani said these were the hottest wrestlers in town.

  #1 - Shawn Michaels (He's her Sexy Boy.)
  #2 - Kevin Nash
  #3 - Triple H
  #4 - Test
  #5 - Droz
  #6 - Thrasher
  #7 - Christian
  #8 - Edge/Sting
  #9 - Road Dogg
#10 - Stone Cold Steve Austin

Kat scratched these up for us.

#1 - Mick Foley
#2 - Paul Wight
#3 - Al Snow
#4 - Shawn Michaels
#5 - Shane McMahon
#6 - The Undertaker
#7 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
#8 - Faarooq
#9 - Owen Hart
#10 - Vince McMahon

Cecelia offered these cuties.

  #1 - Shawn Michaels
  #2 - Test
  #3 - Triple H
  #4 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
  #5 - Road Dogg
  #6 - Billy Gunn
  #7 - Edge
  #8 - Kane
  #9 - The Undertaker
#10 - Kevin Nash

Myrlene's picks.
(Can you tell what she watches? *sigh*)

  #1 - The Rock
  #2 - Goldberg
  #3 - Bret Hart
  #4 - Kidman
  #5 - Kevin Nash
  #6 - Rey Mysterio, Jr.
  #7 - Diamond Dallas Page
  #8 - Rick Flair
  #9 - Sting
#10 - Paul Wight/Stone Cold Steve Austin

Lady Rougeau sent these sexy men to the list.

  #1 - Jacques Rougeau
  #2 - The Undertaker
  #3 - Kane
  #4 - Test
  #5 - Edge
  #6 - Val Venis
  #7 - Triple H
  #8 - Christian
  #9 - Billy Gunn
#10 - Mick Foley

Kaliegh sent these up and pointed out that these were "in no particular order except #1."

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #2 - Kane
  #3 - Edge
  #4 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
  #5 - Blackman... "from the neck down anyway"
  #6 - Billy Gunn
  #7 - Triple H... "He's got good hair."
  #8 - Test
  #9 - Shamrock... "again from the neck down"
#10 - The Rock... "Yet again... from the neck down"

Judy cast this ballot.

  #1 - The Undertaker/Kane
  #2 - Brian Lee
  #3 - Road Dogg
  #4 - Kevin Nash
  #5 - Edge
  #6 - Billy Gunn
  #7 - Wrath
  #8 - Raven
  #9 - Kanyon
#10 - Paul Wight... "added only cuz I couldn't think of anyone else!"

Kiowa said these men top her chart.

  #1 - Brian Lee
  #2 - The Undertaker
  #3 - Billy Gunn
  #4 - Rob Van Dam
  #5 - Al Snow
  #6 - Brian Adams
  #7 - Mick Foley... "no, I'm not kidding."
  #8 - Road Dogg... "so ugly, he's cute"
  #9 - Val Venis
#10 - Wrath

Sky stated that this is her top ten sexiest wrestlers list with a grin.

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #2 - Perry Saturn
  #3 - Taz
  #4 - Edge
  #5 - Chris Jericho
  #6 - Rob Van Dam
  #7 - Wrath
  #8 - Raven... "*sigh* Yes, I like him."
  #9 - Kevin Nash
#10 - Brian Lee

Janey offered her list for us and asked for us not to hold it against her.
   (What was she thinking? "Hold it against me! Hold it against me!")

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #2 - Kane
  #3 - Brian Lee
  #4 - Edge
  #5 - Billy Gunn
  #6 - The Rock
  #7 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
  #8 - Triple H
  #9 - Road Dogg
#10 - Val Venis

Sierra said we can hold her list against her. *chuckles*

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #2 - Edge
  #3 - Billy Gunn
  #4 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
  #5 - The Rock
  #6 - Kane
  #7 - Road Dogg
  #8 - Al Snow
  #9 - Triple H
#10 - X-Pac

Tammi offered these cuties up.

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #2 - Kane
  #3 - Chris Jericho
  #4 - Road Dogg
  #5 - Mankind
  #6 - Edge
  #7 - Paul Wight
  #8 - Kanyon
  #9 - Gangrel... "just something about him"
#10 - Val Venis... "sexy in an amusing way"

Storm sent a short list for our pleasure.

  #1 - Kane
  #2 - The Undertaker
  #3 - Paul Wight
  #4 - Brian Lee
  #5 - Road Dogg
  #6 - Mick Foley
  #7 - Al Snow

Ann offers these tasty men up.

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #2 - Steve Austin... "no Stone Cold... Steve himself... He is cute."
  #3 - Val Venis... "looks nice in street clothes"
  #4 - Jeff Jarrett... "killer eyes"
  #5 - Owen Hart... "another (one) better in clothes"
  #6 - Shawn Michaels
  #7 - Edge... "moves like a cat"
  #8 - Triple H... "ok looking, I guess"
  #9 - Roddy Piper... "old... but still looks good"
#10 - Jimmy Hart... "a doll"

Toni cast this ballot.

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #2 - Edge
  #3 - Kevin Nash
  #4 - Triple H
  #5 - Scott Hall
  #6 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
  #7 - Kane
  #8 - Billy Gunn
  #9 - Road Dogg Jesse James
#10 - Paul Wight

Siss submitted this top ten list.

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #2 - Kevin Nash
  #3 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
  #4 - Kane
  #5 - Triple H
  #6 - Sting
  #7 - Lex Luger
  #8 - Bret Hart
  #9 - Bart Gunn
#10 - Mick Foley... "Okay, I ran out of faves."

Noelle offered a short list with a three way tie for the top slot.

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #1 - Kevin Nash
  #1 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
  #4 - Goldust
  #5 - Paul Wight
  #6 - Buff Baguell

Ann sent this in playfully, Amber playfully "seconded" it and then Dawny gave it her nod. *giggles*

  #1 - THE LORD OF DARKNESS
  #2 - The Undertaker (Black Outfit)
  #3 - The Undertaker (Purple Outfit)
  #4 - Grim Reaper
  #5 - The Undertaker (Gray Outfit)
  #6 - Mean Mark Callous (Skyscrapers)
  #7 - Mark Callous
  #8 - Mean Mark
  #9 - The Master of Pain
#10 - The Punisher

Julie sent this vote in.

  #1 - Kevin Nash
  #2 - The Undertaker
  #3 - Shawn Michaels
  #4 - Triple H
  #5 - X-Pac
  #6 - Edge
  #7 - Gangrel
  #8 - Christian
  #9 - Paul Wight
#10 - Test

Christine sent this one in.

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #2 - Kane
  #3 - Edge
  #4 - Triple H
  #5 - Kevin Nash
  #6 - X-Pac... "he's a cutie"
  #7 - Sting... "Yes, I like Sting."
  #8 - Christian
  #9 - Lex Luger
#10 - Billy Gunn

Emily sent these cuties in.

  #1 - The Undertaker... "Of course."
  #2 - Scott Hall
  #3 - Kane
  #4 - Kevin Nash
  #5 - Triple H
  #6 - The Rock
  #7 - Edge
  #8 - Buff Bagwell
  #9 - Road Dogg
#10 - Billy Gunn

Tara Renee offers these gents up.

  #1 - The Undertaker... "Duh!"
  #2 - Stone Cold Steve Austin - "I'd rub his bald head any day."
  #3 - Shawn Michaels
  #4 - The Road Dogg Jesse James
  #5 - Kevin Nash
  #6 - The Rock... "He's an arrogant ass, but goodlooking."
  #7 - Mick Foley

"This is getting hard."

  #8 - Billy Gunn... "is cute."
  #9 - Triple H... "is nice looking."

AngelicPrincessBad sent these in... Short List, but a nice one.

  #1 - (A TIE!) The Undertaker... "any suit, looks cute walking the ring posts"
  #1 - (And!) Stone Cold Steve Austin... "nice body"
  #3 - Edge
  #4 - Gangrel
  #5 - Christian... "The entire Brood is soooo enticing."
  #6 - Psycho Sid... "Where did he go?"
  #7 - Triple H... "What can't you love about rich guys especially the buff ones."
She said "I guess that about does it for my list, damn I didn't even hit ten. I was thinking about starting the list over again from 7. (ex.. 7. The Undertaker)"
The Mistress says "I like her. I like her. Can I keep her?"

Lorrie sent hers in too.

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #2 - Kevin Nash
  #3 - Bret Hart
  #4 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
  #5 - Triple H
  #6 - Kane
  #7 - The Rock
  #8 - Edge
  #9 - Road Dogg Jesse James
#10 - Shawn Michaels

Kelley offered these tasty men.

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #2 - Scott "Big Poppa Pump" Steiner...
      "Sorry, I can't help it! I need a 12-step program for this one."
  #3 - Buff Bagwell
  #4 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
  #5 - Kane... "only because Glenn Jacobs is so sexy!!!!"
  #6 - Kevin Nash
  #7 - Scott "More Handsome than Ten Movie Stars" Hall
  #8 - Raven
  #9 - Saturn
#10 - Darryn Drozdov... "I love his body!!!"

Top 10 From Lady Raven...

  #1 - Midian... "the eyes made me do it"
  #2 - Viscera... "pretty eyes"
  #3 - Gangrel... "pretty eyes also but not as nice as Viscera"
  #4 - The Undertaker... "need I say more"
  #5 - Raven... "I like the FTW attitude"
  #6 - Paul Wight... "very tall big man"
  #7 - Bradshaw... "big strong Texas man"
  #8 - Test... "another big strong man"
  #9 - Edge... "that evil smile, those evil eyes"
#10 - Faarooq... "great looking"

Angee sent this in.

  #1 - The Undertaker... "Of course."
  #2 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
  #3 - Kevin Nash
  #4 - Bret Hart
  #5 - Kane
  #6 - Bradshaw
  #7 - Scott Hall
  #8 - Edge
  #9 - Steve Blackman
#10 - Chris Jericho

Victoria sent this in....

  #1 - The Undertaker... "he's so evil"
  #2 - Kane... "just like his brother"
  #3 - Mick Foley... "he's so funny"
  #4 - Gangrel... "Vampires Rule!"
  #5 - Goldust... "Sooo Sexy"
  #6 - Val Venis... "Need I say more?"
  #7 - Road Dogg... "I love his style."
  #8 - Kidman... "He has the coolest moves."
  #9 - Paul Wight... "I love tall men."
#10 - Kevin Nash... "Ditto."

Sandy sent us this top ten list.

  #1 - Kane... "Of course."
  #2 - The Undertaker... "Hotter than hell"
  #3 - Brian Lee... "Love a man who fits in jeans just right"
  #4 - X-Pac... "It's the tongue thing."
  #5 - Billy Gunn and Road Dogg... (TIE)
  #6 - Mideon... "He scares me."
  #7 - Triple H... "Hair, teeth and eyes... baba"
  #8 - D.O.A.... "double your pleasure, double your fun"
  #9 - Edge... "he looks good when he is evil"
#10 - Kevin Nash... "Too big, too sexy and just too talented for the WCW"

Annetta sent this list in.

  #1 - Kane
  #2 - Glenn Jacobs
  #3 - Fake Diesel
  #4 - Unibomb
  #5 - Issac Yakeem
  #6 - The Christmas Creature
  #7 - Doomsday
  #8 - The Big Red Machine
  #9 - The Man in Crimson
#10 - The Big Red Retard

Well, I didn't get a name with this one. *shrug*

  #1 - Mark Callaway!
  #2 - The Undertaker
  #3 - Kane
  #4 - Goldust
  #5 - Triple H
  #6 - Vince
  #7 - Mankind
  #8 - Edge
  #9 - Brian Lee
#10 - The Undertaker

Teresa is a woman of simple tastes.

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #2 - The Rock
  #3 - Mick Foley
  #4 - Kane
"The rest I can take or leave."

Lynne has spoken.

#1 - The Undertaker

Patty made herself real clear.

#1 - The Undertaker & Kane

Takergirl3 gave us this list of cuties.

  #1 - The Undertaker... "He is just sexiest man in the world and has a nice ass"
  #2 - The Rock... "nice body"
  #3 - Stone Cold Steve Austin... "I'm in love with his eyes"
  #4 - Test... "When can I pass that test?"
  #5 - Triple H... "nice hair"
  #6 - Kevin Nash... "look good for being 40 year old"
  #7 - Kane... "He is kind of sweet with Chyna."
  #8 - Buff Bagwell... "He got the stuff"
  #9 - Shawn Michaels
#10 - Sting

Kym cast her ballot.

#1 - Edge
#2 - Kidman

Roberta offered these for review.

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #2 - Kane
  #3 - Triple H
  #4 - Road Dogg
  #5 - Billy Gunn
  #6 - The Rock
  #7 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
  #8 - Mankind
  #9 - X-Pac
#10 - Val Venis

Caroline sent this in.

  #1 - Stone Cold Steve Austin... "OH HELL YEAH!!"
  #2 - The Rock... "If ya smeeeeeel what I'm cookin'!!"
  #3 - Shawn Michaaels... "I think he's cute, I think he's sexy!!!"
  #4 - Triple H... "If you don't like that, you can suck it!!"
  #5 - X-Pac... "Your ass is grass and he will smoke it!!"
  #6 - Road Dogg... "Oh you didn't know?"
  #7 - Billy Gunn... "Your ass better call somebody!"
  #8 - Edge... "The mysterious one..."
  #9 - The Undertaker... "Those tattoos turn me on!!!"
#10 - Buff Bagwell... "He's BUFF and he's damn sure the stuff!!!"

Here's Taj's picks!

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #2 - Kane
  #3 - Mick Foley
  #4 - Edge
  #5 - Bradshaw
  #6 - Al Snow
  #7 - Paul Wight
  #8 - Hawk
  #9 - Stone Cold Steve Austin

Karen sent this in.

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #2 - Kane
  #3 - Steve Blackman
  #4 - Kevin Nash
  #5 - Chris Benoit
  #6 - Triple H
  #7 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
  #8 - Test
  #9 - Kidman
#10 - X-Pac

Denise offered this original list.

  #1 - The Undertaker
  #2 - X-Pac
  #3 - Edge
  #4 - Shane McMahon... "This is not a joke! I think he's cute, that is attitude not included."
  #5 - Shawn Michaels
  #6 - Jacqueline... "Didn't say we had to limit this to men"
  #7 - Ivory... "See #6"
  #8 - Road Dogg
  #9 - Mideon
#10 - Triple H

Then there's Jacki.

  #1 - The Undertaker... "by all means..."
  #2 - Stone Cold Steve Austin... "gotta love a cocky attitude"
  #3 - Road Dogg... "the voice gets me"
  #4 - Mankind... "cute in his own way"
  #5 - Triple H... "very nice body"
  #6 - Al Snow... "gotta like a man that is nuts"
  #7 - Kane... "nice and quiet"
  #8 - The Rock... "very nice legs"
  #9 - Billy Gunn
#10 - Goldust... "can't explain it, just like him"

Then there is this unknown voter.

  #1 - The Undertaker... "It's the way he rolls his eyes."
  #2 - Kane... "I don't know why I chose him."
  #3 - Shawn Micheals... "The hair"
  #4 - X-Pac
  #5 - Test
  #6 - Triple H
  #7 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
  #8 - Bradshaw... "I love his buttocks."
  #9 - Mideon... "I love the hair curly."
#10 - Billy Gunn

Can't forget the offering from The Twisted Sisters.

#1 - The Undertaker... "The man is just a god."

If you want to cast your vote, let me know.

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