jetman87 = Propaganda and Psycological Warfare Expert. To confuse people and put them off in their stride. Condoms at the ready men.
Yakumo = Recently Promoted to C.O. Dependable in an emergency and generaly sounds as if he knows what he is talking about.
oik and the mysterious albert = Assault Team Alpha. They both seem to know alot about guns, probably the only ones, so in my books they're useful to have in a gun fight. Welcome aboard guys...
Chinook = Great as a decoy, well skilled in the art of luggage carrying... seems to have lost a few screws on the way.
ChanHoNam = Loose Cannon. Very raring to go cos he's on holiday. Must get this mission off the ground and get him into the LZ (Landing Zone) ASAP before he decides to go to Alton Towers instead. If the LZ is hot, it's hot, go get them tiger...
LiMing = Love Interest (?). Motive unknown for joining, but seems very keen on 2nd and 3rd edition rules. As long as between them (Chin Chin, dazuni and LiMing) there is a Fighter/Thief, Mage and Fighter/Cleric, I don't really care about motive...
Kevster = Intelligence. Knows about Langley which is good enough for me. Knowledge about Jedi knights and Boba Fett is a bonus in case we run into them. If it happens, he'll be pushed up front for a one-on-one close encounter. Good luck Kevster, we'll be right behind you, some 20 miles away...
geraldc = Mr X. Can't see his face and he's keen to give us the next mission. He can be the unknown voice in those tapes that'll self-destruct in 10 seconds. But bear in mind that when all this is over, you'll have many offers to do voice-overs for TV commercials...
Swanky Bollix = Communications Officer (and part-time R&R Organiser). Seems to be hooked up to the net and have access to *ahem* certain media mags...
hop228 = Strategic Analyst. The only who really cares about a backup plan. To double up as Search and Rescue in case things go pear-shaped. Thanks hop228, see you in Baghdad for a cold beer...
SL Snip = Sniper. Only one to offer and his name is only missing the 'er', that's determination, what more can you ask for? However, almost 'good-to-go', still using a bow and arrow. Hmmm... Might have a sling somewhere...
tenchi = Bard (or Reporter if D&D is not your thing). You always need a bard in your party to make up the number, sing songs, and above all else, tell stories of your exploits...
Christy = Flame Thrower Specialist (evaluation). No experience with weapons other than a water gun. No knowledge of weapons used during previous war games. Got shot. Lapse of memory? War wound? Hmmm... If we replace water with some flammable liquid, hey whose to know, just watch those eye brows. Note, due to health and safety, especially for other members of the team, the availability of matches will be restricted and made available only on a need to use basis...
Shiro_Zhu = Double Agent. Another RPG fanatic and again not with Rocket Propelled Grenades. With his twirling he can confuse enemies and more than likely allies as well. To ensure that his loyalty is to the team (which we don't have a name for), we will have to keep a stockpile of 'an assertive, dark roasted coffee with a hint of caramel and spices, and a caffeine content so high that it exceeds the insanely dangerous level'. Sorry guys, due to carry weight, we will have less bog roll...
pkkc = Lone Gunman. With extensive battle knowledge and a very scary picture, pkkc will lead the charge with a solo incursion and clear the LZ for ChanHoNam. Rest assure that your picture will also be passed on to our Psycological Warfare Division (headed by jetman87). Good speed to you...
dazuni = Assassin. Likes to sneak up on people and stab them in the back. Maybe difficult to control, not due to his backstabbing nature, but his tendency to play hide and seek at inappropriate times. Potty, keep your eye on this one, else you'll wake up with a knife where it don't belong...
unknownhero = unknownhero. What more can I say. Intel shows that this member has da cars, da moves, and da ladies. The pinnacle of male development. He will be an example for us to follow and will take point position, to lead the way, and not as how some may think, to be a human shield to stop bullets coming our way. unknownhero, we salute you...