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| (*)Jo Bob(*) Race: Penguin Physical features:…Dude, he’s a penguin…only real difference between him and Pew Pew is that he has a white eye and Pew’s got a black eye. Plus his name is tattoed unto his chest. Mental State: He might actually be the sanest of the trio; witty and business smart, not to mention a hit with the ladies. Favorite Book: "How To Find the Perfect Woman in 20 Days, and Find Your Inner Penguin at the Same Time" by Artezion Clawzeli* Theme Song: "Just A Gigolo" Davd Lee Roth Likes: Ladies, owning his club, listening to jazz and rap, The Masked Homie’s eggs, ladies, The Die Hard movies, TMH’s hero worship of himself, ladies, money, good literature, the comedic styles of: Greg Proops, Lewis Black, Denis Leary, Robin Williams, and Jay Mohr; and ladies. Dislikes: The Masked Homie’s sneak attack hugs, his brother’s bad grammar, TMH’s absent-mindedness, the way TMH plays Rocky Horror music way to loud on the club’s speakers, TMH’s hero worship of other people, and bad movies. Voice Actor In Mind: Jim Cummings Jo Bob is the brains of the trio, partly because he is very business smart and partly because he probably has more brain then Pew and TMH combined (Though Pew Pew makes over half of the combined brain). Why the ladies are attracted to him is beyond me but the women goes nuts for him whenever he walks by their table. Perhaps it’s his Axe cologne…or maybe his fishy breath. One never knows about Jo Bob the Penguin. We do know that he finds TMH very annoying and at times mentally unstable. But if she weren’t there, he wouldn’t get so many customers since most are her friends! |
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