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Yeah, we still alive-12/04/08

Added George Bush Section-02/18/07

New Galleries, "Swiggled" & "The Beautiful Spring"-04/11/05

New Gallery, "Winter 2003"-06/02/04

New Gallery, "Trip To Dickinson"-02/08/04

New Story, Doug Duce-01/20/04

December 4th, 2008 - So Here We Are - Marshall

What? It's almost 2009? Gotta have at least one update in 08 haha. So a question that has been in the back of my head for a while: What will become of this page? I have all of this information backed up on hard copies, but is that what this is to remain for the duration of its existance?
I mean lets face it, none of us exactly have time to go out on little adventures and wreck our parents stuff anymore. On top of that, and in this day and age, picture galleries with captions don't exactly hold your attention for long, unless sentimental to the viewer. The internet has blown up into a swirling mess of ads, bots, viruses, spyware, and scams. A low quality site like this won't progress without its energetic youth generating more content for it, as that time is over now. But the memories that remain woven into this crude website will live on, and as long as I am capable, I vow to keep it alive for our viewing pleasure.
At this point, I intend to keep it at Geocities until Yahoo/Geocities go out of business, or discontinue their free webpage service. In the event, then I will seek cheap webhosting, maybe with a domain name. Also, I would express the urgency for all the freys to collect what media they have that is related to our childhood, and pitch it towards me. You all know my number, and you can send me email to because I don't get spam there.
Sorry this couldn't be a more cheery and gangster message like what is usually posted here, but it's time for us to realize that we need to manage all our priceless frey memories before they disappear because of a virus or something. Thank you mah freys, and I look forward to maybe putting some new things up here in 2009.

July 22nd, 2007 - 4th of July = Four Disgusted Pix - Marshall

Added four Disgusted pictures in celebratino of the Fourth of July! 18 days late and ready to be viewed. Hope everyone had a great 4th and didn't hesitate to fire off some fireworks at some of those mexicans moping around your town that may be here illegally. Got to remind them that freedom isn't free.

April 12th, 2007 - Google Maps - Marshall

Ever used Google Maps? I'm sure most of us have, and usually with great success. But it might get a little confusing if you're traveling overseas. A business trip starting in New York, NY and ending in Paris could be a bitch if you all your directions from those bastards at Google.

February 22nd, 2007 - New Section - Marshall

First, added a new disgusted pic, 28. Mingling With the Commoners. Then made Cyber Sex Conversations, located in the Conversations section, features partial conversations with people that actually think they are cybering with a girl. Of course we don't finish the session off, we just let them know its a guy they are talking to half way through and record their reaction hahaha. The debut picture is called 01. Honesty is the Best Policy.

February 18th, 2007 - Updated - Marshall

First, added a new victim, Fred Flintstone to the depantsed section. Then made a George Bush page to the Specials section. I also organized the menu to the left a little bit better, but there's still more to do.

January 26th, 2007 - Ring in the New Year with an update - Marshall

Wow I haven't updated this in a long time. I would like to get it moved to a domain name ( or something just so all the files & text are backed up. Who knows how long they'll hold out on here. I do have some files that haven't been uploaded yet, so maybe I'll add some of those every once in a while. Later

May 21st, 2005 - 1990 Corsica - Marshall

Started a section to show progress on a gay car I bought for $300. It's right here. It's in the Projects section.

May 18th, 2005 - Wooden Skatepark - Marshall

I just finished this today, it's been my shop project in school for the last half of the year. I am making a new section on the menu called Projects. In it will be the Wooden Skatepark gallery.

April 27th, 2005 - Eminem Remix - Marshall

A few months ago I wrote a remix to Eminem's song "criminal", just messing around. I posted it on this forum. You can read it here.

April 11th, 2005 - Two New Galleries - Marshall

Added Swiggled and The Beautiful Spring to the Photos section. I've had them ready but the last month has been extreamly busy, so here they are at the same time.

February 26th, 2005 - Two new gangsta pics - Marshall

Added Pushed To The Limit to the Pissed Off section. Then added a picture (below) of a website forum, where they started talking about Williston, to Misc. Pictures.

January 27th, 2005 - Added Ivan to Staff - Marshall

That's right! Added that gangsta moon to gangsta Staff.

January 16th, 2005 - New pissed 50cent picture - Marshall

Added a second pissed 50 Cent fan picture, called Angry 50 Cent Fan II. Whats you name, and whats you gangsta numba?

January 12th, 2005 - Storms A Comin - Marshall

There's a sexy storm coming, and we get out at 12:30 today. There's supposed to be 30 mph winds, and the low is like -60 wind chill. Derm derm derm.