Kez

HIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m Kerri, also Kerrikins to my dikey lil friends, or Ariel or Fairy or Lard ass or wide load or swamp donkey, or slut, or minger. I respond to most insults, cept evil that’s Helen, anyways I’m wittering.
      I’m a short ass, and darn proud cept the fact I get crushed in mosh pits and can’t get served. But I can get halves on most busses. Don’t really have any hobbies that I can think of, love shopping tho if that counts. Especially underwear shopping, I can’t really understand why most boys find it boring/embarrassing/stressful.
     Fave music right now is New found glory, wanna go see them wiv Andi, Amy, Hannah and Helen. They’re my best mates, incase you couldn’t guess! Andi’s lovely really she just don’t like Sam.
     My most well known saying is probably “Oh dear,” around school, coz I say it a lot for no reason, but my favorite saying is probably “Spiffing!” as it sounds so damn good. But the funniest saying is defiantly “I’m gonna spark u out mot!” or “swear down eh,” or “as if you would” or “bellow!” just talking to a bag head is funny.
      My fave things r… stir fried rice, pink and blue, Blues clues, That 70’s show, pugs, gays, those funny half mast shorts things (not on me.) That’s about all I can think of right now.
       My worst thing which I wish didn’t exist r…dentists, townies, meat, the smell of fags.
       Hmmm…what else shall I put… erm…I was born in 1986 methinks, I always get the year wrong, on the 22nd of March, so I’m an Aries. Which figures coz I’m very stubborn and kinda bossy.
       And ways I really can’t think of owt else to put so I’m gonna give up. The pic is really dodgy but one of my more recent ones of me writing in my diary on Holiday, sorry I’m in a bikini.