Full Name: Kerry Louise Daniels Sex: Not sure Location: My house Occuptaion: Lab rat Blood Type: She has alien blood IQ: In the minus numbers Likes: Her boyfriend, her other ten boyfriends, tin foil, her lesbian lovers and her cat whom died but she still has his carcass in her room which she cuddles every night. Dislikes: Her brother for writing all this crap on here and wait there and this thimble. Fears: Losing the people she loves, alien invasion and crumpets Kerry on Kerry: Erm.... I'm a dopey cow who likes tin foil and dislikes crumpets. Stop. My brother is a mad genius who is going to poison me when I'm older but I'm going to survive and I'm going to wash his hair with shampoo and his brain is going to shrink. I am interested in anorexia but saying that I'm eating a bacon sarnie at the moment. I have a little sad job in a little sad town and I want more pay but they won't give it to me unless I hold a knife to their throats which I'm not about to do because I've been to prison before and the women thought my hair looked like turf. So I've teamed up with Osama bin Laden and after I've killed him I'm going to wear his hair and pretend that I am the next hitler except I am going to rebel and kill the Germans instead. Ha! They didn't see that one coming! No that's not it... I haven't finished yet...Don't do dick! You do dick took me what to pay for a plate! *Sam comes along and drags Kerry off* Wait, I still have stories to tell!

Kerry The Annoying Sister

Sam on Kerry: As you can tell, my sister is hardly the sharpest tool in the shed. Indeed, she could be used as a hammer. She is a very strange girl to live with. Why? Several reasons. Right now she's telling me a strange story she wrote which makes no sense whatsoever. She can be difficult sometimes as well. But overally she is a strange yet charming person (cue the manly burps) who is a pleasure to live with (she leaves a trail of tissues behind her).