What Would Flair Do?
*In many ways Professional Wrestling is a lot like a religion. Both have an incredibly loyal and devoted following, both have their own unique mystique, and both, at times, seem down-right larger than life. The only thing religion has that wrestling doesn't have is a code of conduct in which to live by. So while Christianity has their 10 Commandments passed down to them by Charlton Heston, who better than Ric Flair, the closest thing wrestling has to an immortal diety, to give us The 15 Commandments, one for every one of his 15 Title Reigns. WHOOO!!!
1) Thou shalt WHOOO!!!
2) Thou shalt honor Double A.
3) Thou shalt frequent Space Mountain early and often.
4) Thou shalt style and profile in excess.
5) Thou shalt protect the boundaries of Ric Flair Country.
6) Thou shalt represent "Horseman Material."
7) Thou shalt display your Four Fingers with pride.
8) Thou shalt play dirtier than any other player in the game.
9) To be the man, thou shalt beat the man.
10) Thou shalt live and die by the Figure Four.
11) Thou shalt purchase $1000 shoes.
12) Thou shalt celebrate with The Pennyloafer Shuffle.
13) Thou shalt put asses in the seats.
14) Thou shalt shut up all Fat Boys.
15) Thou shalt respect ...tradition.
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