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Welcome to the Movies! You are all in for a big treat! Assassin's spectacular debut as a movie star. You'll see the classics remade right here. So, grab a tub of popcorn, pull up a chair and...
ROLL EM!!!



ASSERFATU

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EEEEK!! YOU'LL SCREAM, FAINT, PUKE. HE'S SO UGLY
YOU'LL DIE LAUGHING HE'S ASSFERATU
He's here he's there he's everywhere. He slinks from room to room
luring chatters to his home page where they are struck dumb
by his fuglyness. His demonic plan is to gross everyone out
so he can have Chatalyst to himself.

ASSASSINS FROM
WANKY WAY

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ITS CREEPY - ITS CRAWLY ITS KNOB BOY
CAPTAIN OF THE WANKAZOIDS!
Knob Boy's perverted exploits will turn you off sex
forever! Its the end of mankind! Will you be able to survive
an encounter with Knob Boy the Wankazoid?

THE HUNCHBACK OF JFF

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ITS A NERD!! ITS A GEEK!! ITS QUASI-ASSO!!
Quasi-Asso is a pathetic geek who has developed a humped back from
hunching over his keyboard 24/7. A failure at hacking, he is feverishly
driven to insult everyone in Chatalyst. Will he succeed? He might!
He has LOTS of time to waste (a whole lifetime)
KING DONG

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HE'S HUGE! - HE'S RUDE! - HE'S COME FOR YOUR WOMEN
AND CHILDREN. ROARING AND CRASHING INTO YOUR
LIVES - HE's KING DONG! - HALF APE HALF WHATEVER
Poor innocent farm girl Moona was warned. Still..she joked with
Dong, she flirted with Dong. She even put him on her INSTANT MESSENGER!!.
Now King Dong has Moona and her kin in his clutches!!


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