(Yellow Journalism at it's Finest)


May, 2001 "To Know, to Dare, to NOT Keep Silent". 2nd Edition


SWORD BOY SALUTE
by Clive Beetlebox

A new craze is sweeping JFF - The Sword Boy Salute!! All chatters who have ever been hounded by Ronnie (whoops thats everybody) can recognize each other with this new greeting.


Stand up and show yourselves - post your picture of the Sword Boy Salute!



(pic on the left courtesy of Warlock)
NINJA NAZI NABBED!
by Clive Beetlebox
Late last night the police received several frantic calls from terrified citizens, insisting they saw Adolf Hitler armed with a sword peeping in their windows. Police aprehended the peculiar pervert only to discover it was Ronnie sporting his 'new look'. Ronnie explained he was NOT a peeping tom, he was merely out hunting evil Ninjas. Ronnie was released after neighbors were re-assured that Sword Boy would not hunt Ninjas in their yards anymore


Check out Ron's new hairdo on his own site here


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BABETTE'S BUZZLINE

Juicy Tidbits from JFF brought to you by
Babette Bouffount-Froux

Now for the latest on the "Gaga Guppy" and her not-so-secret lover.....
Look who is sporting a new look - its Adolph Assassin!.....and a little fish told me that a certain Anenome-toed Guppy is mooning over our dashing new Ronnie....meanwhile


Gurnesey Gurl, you'll have to give up your pursuit of Ronnie after all you dont want to stand in the way of true love.... as the leading Femme Fatale in JFF you have your pick of all the men!


Elsewhere..... A little friend from down under has whispered this tidbit to me . Once again Tipsy Topaz a.ka. Juiced-up Janie has tried for her driver's license AGAIN and failed...How many times is this now 7? , 8?..I've lost count. Give it up honey it obviously was not meant to be. Stick to the bus we'll all breath easier.


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FIRST RUN FAIRY TALES

This is for all the JFF chatters - see your own stories in print and read your friends tall tales

This story was sent to us by a disgruntled Anonymous and it belongs in the "things we'd all like to see happen to Ron" category.


Anonymouser(M)- May 13th
id like to see that pussy faggot assed ron walk down the street and see a 12yr old girl and think since he got away with the crap he pulled on the 10 yr old girl on line he could do it again in real life. this time the girl is a decoy for the cops and they arrest him and lock him up. then they send him for the rest of his life to leavenworth prison where he lives happy ever after as a bum boy to 2 rednecks named Billy Joe and BUbba. hes too ugly for any black man in prison so he gets stuck *lol* with prison white trash. thats what a perv like him deserves!



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