WANK THE DOODLE
(Sung to the tune of Yankee Doodle)
There is a boy who loves his doodle
Assassin is his name-O
He snaps a photo every time
He takes it out to play with
Wank the doodle thats his game
Wank the doodle dandy
He sends the photos off to girls
Oh isn't email handy
GIMPY BOY'S PICNIC
(Sung to the tune of Teddy Bear's Picnic)
If you go onto the net tonight
You better go in disguise
If you go chatting in JFF
Your in for a big surprise
Cause Ron is there
And everyone knows
He'll curse and swear
And threaten with blows
Cause thats the way
He's spending his days
The looooser
Picnic time for Ron is now
He'll try real hard to put you down
He's having a GAY old time you see
Watch him fly from room to room
He's goin to hunt you down
He never gets any rest
(Gradually slowing down)
And pretty soon they'll come and they'll take him
to see the looney bin
Cause he's a tired little gimpy boy
NO LIFE RACES
(Sung to the tune of Camptown Races)
ASS ASS is a nasty boy
DOO DAH, DOO DAH
ASS ASS picks his nose all day
All the, DOO DAH DAY
Lost another job
What's he goin-a do
I guess he'll haunt the chat room now
Somebody's goin-a pay
OLD ASS SWORD
(Sung to the tune of Old MacDonald's)
Old Assassin has a sword
EE-I-EE-I-O
And with his sword he cuts his foes
EE-I-EE-I-O
With a swoop-swoop here
and a swish-swish there
Here a swoop there a swish
Everywhere the GAY BLADE
ASS ASSin has a great big sword
EE-I-EE-OOOO EE-I-EE-I-O



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