WILLIAM
Name:
         William Kaminski

Stage Name:
        Fire Face Hawkins

Favorite Movies:
         Legally Blonde, Transformers, Deathlatron 5Million

Favorite Bands:
         David Allen Coe, Trans Siberian Orchestra

Favorite Animal:
          Kangaroo Rat

Favorite Food:
          pizza

Favorite Beverage:
          BLOOD

Favorite Word:
          Faggot [like a bundle of sticks, you know?]

What do you provide The Secks?
           Noise

Whats the coolest thing you've done onstage?
           Put my butt on Michael Owen

Favorite Player of your Instrument:
           Buckethead

Coolest thing you can do:
           Moonwalk

Dumbest thing you've ever done:
          lost control

What are you afraid of?
           Mellancollie and the Infinite Sadness happening to The Secks

What do you like?
           the girl across the hall

What do you hate?
             assholes

Say Something...... the first thing that comes to mind:
               uh, blue car