Look at this bitch,
So hard to believe
Her driver's license
They do not retrieve.

Parked that sumbitch sideways.
How the fuck did she do it?
Only a woman could do this
When you get right down to it!
Once again while admiring herself in the mirror
She forgot which hand was the primper and which was the steerer
She swerved out of the path of that big garbage truck
With time for a sigh and a quick "Holy Fuck!"
Right into this whorehouse not one wall but two
So now the house madame can say
"Thank you Drive Thru!"
For one thing she's blonde if thats not enough
She was hepped up on hormones n' all that feminine stuff
She was cryin and screamin and was lookin real mean
"That son of a bitch, with a girl of 19!"
Then into her car it took off like a shot
When I looked again in the car she was not
and the car was then placed between the dock and the yacht
I really dont know what to say about it
I looked and I looked real hard at it
All I can really say is Fuck! Holy Shit!
But we will never ever know just how she did it
Out in the desert, No way she can crash it
No trees to run into or water splash it
No bridges No Wildlife and wide open spaces
Low auto insurance and big smiling faces
But deep down I knew she would figure it out
Wont be the last...I have no doubt
Then she was stopping on 3rd just of clark
The dumb bitch "forgot" to put it in park
So I will keep adding to my collection
with most standing straight like a metal erection
It is my monument to women and cars To show them that indeed they are leaving scars
Be careful of not just the women in bars
especially the ones that make you see stars
They'll just put your nuts it little jars
Cuz this IS what happens when you mix pussy and cars
THE END FOR NOW...