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| The Dickhead Salute...To Women Drivers |
| We will tell the truth, We won't pull no punch, We tell it like it is, We're the Stalker, and Bob Lunch! Now this first woman here, She had not a clue, As she drove away, Part of the gaspump did too! Musta been in a hurry, To get where she was going, Had no time to stop, Once the gas had stopped flowing! This next woman here, Had reason to relent, She drove her car into Freshly laid cement. I never saw it! She said, It looked so dry, Then just like a woman, She started to cry! Now this is a mishap, That's hard to believe, But it started because, The gearshift caught on her sleeve, She pulled to free herself, Pulled the truck out of gear, Dropped her cigarette on the floor, The results you see here! With a jerk of his thumb, The soldier points to What a woman tank driver Is liable to do. What could she be thinking? Had she fallen asleep? Why would she run over This poor fucker's jeep? So now he must walk back, No vehicle to drive, Hell, he is lucky He's even ALIVE!!! Your probably asking, "Why'd they put in this crash?" The answer is simple. She's got a NICE ASS! For the SALUTE That is now it. If we offended you women, WELL, TOUGH FUCKIN' SHIT! NS |
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| Notice the fucked up "back" button. NO, thats right, this place just attracts idiots. MBL |
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| Well here it is here is my story I saw a hot chic and man I felt sorry She fondled herself, showed me her tittie I just sorta blushed and felt kinda giddy I got a phone call, then I felt shitty The fuckin dumb bitch parked in NY city |
| AHH but you must feel sorry for this guy As she and her trainer flew in the sky After the landing he needed a breather Because he found out they cant drive planes either |
| I once had a wife whose tits were gigantic, She was a bitch, and maybe satanic She was driving my van named Titanic when all of the sudden she got real romantic I was fingering her, and she got orgasmic The fuckin bitch drove us right into the Atlantic |
| Doe a deer a FEMALE deer Doe she's plastered to my grill Doe I'm Homer screaming loud Doe the money that she costs |
| I know the last verse didnt rhyme but it is fitting. MBL |
| to the tune of doe a deer... |
| comedy, satire, funny pics, funny pictures YOU'LL NEVER IT SEE IT COMING, LUNCHMAN! NS |
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| Do you remember the UPS strike? Well they hired some women straight off the turnpike The gave no real thought regarding their sex. They should have though, just ask FEDEX |
| Here is the meeting of women drivers Some have husbands and some are muff-divers Here is something that is no suprise None of these drivers are guys. But we will forgive them, I will be blunt But watch out for drivers equipped with a cunt!! |