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| Schizophrenia Beats Being Alone Ever wonder, what would happen if you fed a kitty pickles? A fucking mental case from hell is what would happen! This chick has definitely won the insanity prize. Just because you dye your hair and change your chat Id does not make you a different person. Although I suppose in her case it is possible considering she has at least 5 different personalities floating around in her big ass water head. Kitty came to us as yet another cam whore who showed her stuff to anyone willing to look, until one day she was confronted by a very angry Silly D who was not to pleased about the fact that the Kitty had tried to convince Yank to look at her cam and when he declined she told him she would get naked and do other things if he looked. Well to everyone’s surprise she denied it stated that all the cam shows were her sister not her. Then another personality sets in and she becomes this goodie-goodie almost prudish type person. Cam show thing blows over for a while until she comes in with yet another elaborate lie. Yes the Kitty was artificially inseminated with her sister’s child. Stated she was six weeks pregnant yet was inseminated 2 weeks before this announcement. Her other personality had had a hysterectomy and also had two appendectomies. A medical miracle is among us. Well the Stinkers did not put up with this pack of lies they bluntly told her their opinions and alienated her from the room. Then along comes Glittering Pickles riding in on Smurf’s shoelaces and becomes an instant reg. Odd how Miss Gilt is also pregnant and due the same month as Kitty. In the beginning she made it seem like a normal pregnancy, then along came the stories. Yes she was pregnant with her brother’s child. Then it changed to she was carrying the baby for a friend who had cancer, then the friend died and the dad did not want the baby. Then she had the nerve to lie about every woman’s nightmare and say she was raped. Then we all had to hear about her labor, which lasted at least 2 months. Then the alien child was born and we had to see graphic pictures taken from some medical website no doubt. Who in the hell works this hard to keep up with a lie? More importantly why in the hell would you work this hard to impress people from a chat room who already threw your ass to the curb? Maybe her personalities don’t pass on the information to one another. |
| Honk if you need Prozac! Oh, where do we begin with little miss not so ‘perfect’ Angeleyes2721. Let’s start with the fact that her biggest consumption lately is alcohol. Yes, we have another Suspect on our hands. Angel, you poor dear, drinking won’t help the fact that you have become completely psychotic. Now, we do agree that part of your insanity stems from your boyfriend Cy. Must be the radio-active cyber waves between you both made you share the same brain. Congratulations, however, on being engaged to a net freak for over two years; having never met in real life. Wow, the loyalty. So loyal to Cy that you even became cyber buddies with Cy when you WERE still married. Oh, wait! You ARE still married. Silly us, we can’t forget that little detail. In the meantime the controlling jealous man whore (duh, Cy) is giving Angel ultimatums … such as … filing for divorce. What a concept! Of course, moving to Ohio to live in a motel room with a 40 year old was another of Cy’s do it or else ultimatums. Why the motel you ask? Perhaps it’s because the unemployed freak still lives with his daddy. Then there is the stalking. Being a prude obviously doesn’t stop your loyal man from whoring around with the tramps in other rooms. Does it? Is that why you stalk, lurk and follow him? Does listening to him cyber in voice chat turn you on? Or is it because of the undying love that you share? Last, but certainly not least, the Stinkers become involved; because Angel, the nice girl, is so distressed (psst psycho). Noble Hooze comes to the rescue and becomes the best of friends with Angel in no time. Angel needs protection from Cy … the man she NEVER stopped talking to. Wow! Maybe it was the voices in her empty head that she was afraid of. Now poor Hooze is being blamed for being a total fake. Interesting; who is the fake here? Angel, you insane lush, cheers to you and Cy, you belong together. Here’s a drink on us. You’ll need it. |
| For those of you keeping up with Lily’s weight loss progress we have a little something for you. tiger_lily90210: i weigh 170 dj_count_choky: i dun think lily likes the idea of having to fight for her meal Looks like Chokey knows how to call it like he sees it. Anyone hear cow bells? No wonder he has invited her to Texas. He wants to throw her ass out in the pasture to graze and then get his Steak on! That's true Texan style right there. Hot damn Smurfie another free steak on Chokey. A word from our sponsor: "Those of you that are having love problems really need to go to one of the love stinks rooms and leave us alone." ~Roland Jenkins |
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