| *Organ music blares* ***our story begins high in a tower in Dominion HQ*** Ęg: I.....I'm sorry thoth... It could never work! I'm a sometimes-disembodied-helmet-sometimes-viking-looking manefestation of an arcane force, and you're an ibis-headed god of learning from ancient egypt.. think of the kids! what would they say? Thoth: Uh... but i'm not- Ęg: let me finish!.. God this is difficult!... I know somewhere that there is a very special, very lucky someone out there who'll fall head over heela in lov- Thoth: DUDE! KNOCKITOFF! I didn't even write that letter its' signed by someone named Freddie Lundquist.. Ęg: uhh.... I thought that was just one of your psuedonyms. Thoth: Noooooooo Ęg:..... **Ęg turns his back on thoth and faces the camera for his close up** Ęg: I dont know what to say! I feel so ashamed! I don't understand! Cyron said that letter was from you! Cyron: OH NO! DONT YOU DARE BRING ME IN TO THIS!! I -SO- DIDN'T WRITE THAT! Thoth: Then who did? **dramatic music fade in** EvilCy: MUAHAHAHAHA!! IT WAS ME!! Cyron's evil twin! Ęg:CYRON'S EVIL TWIN? Thoth:CYRON'S EVIL TWIN! Cyron: EVIL TWIN!!! Ęg: You'll never get away with this! What will Charlotte think!! Evil Cy:..... Ch..Charlotte? oh Charlotte!...Why couldn't you love me for who I was? How could I have known that you were alergic to meatballs?...Nonetheless her death won't be in vain! I am here to exact my vengeance on those who propigate meatball products! Thoth: uh E.C.? Charlotte's alive, she never died, she just went to the restroom with indigestion Evil Cy: SILENCE!! I'll not have you distracting me from my explanation of my evil plot to draw the earth closer to mars with a tractor beam thereby throwing off horoscope accuracy worldwide and causing the tidal forces to change dozens of centimeters! Cy: sorry bro.. thats just not very dangerous- ***a crash is heard as Vallarthis enters the room*** Vall: Who's been tampering with the security locks in the server vault? Ęg: Well Vall you have some nerve showing up here after stealing Virginia from me! Vall: What are you talking about? Thoth: I rarely know, I just smile and nod Cyron: Yeah he does this from time to time.. Ęg: I hate you all! I hate you all! you dont understand me! Thoth: LOOK! on the table! Pie! Ęg: ooh pie.. i remember pie.. i had pie once.. **with a scream a blueish spirit emerges from Ęg's mouth and hovers above the crowd** Dethhelm: Boy it stinks in here.. I'm outta here.. **flies out a window** Evil Cy: I dont know what just happened here, but i think it must have been a valuable lesson because I feel all warm and fuzzy! Vall: Uh... thats the meat sauce on your tunic Evil CY: DOH!! Everybody: hahahhahahahahaah!!! |
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