In the days of Yore, before Z-bras ran rampid and space-time was modified and contorted at will, the Congress of Nobles was a decent place to be. It was ruled over by the kind and benevolent Monica Lewensky, and all was peaceful and almost clean.
And then it was decided that change had to come, because as everyone knows, change is inevetable. And so a chap decided to run for King of the Congress. His adversary in this way, was the mighty Aegishjalmar. These two Nobles competed for the Popular vote until eventually, it was Aegishjalmar who came out on top. Kingship was given to him, and all were happy. King Aeg decided that, to aide him in his iron-fisted control of the Congress (and the entirity of the Omniverse) He would draft others to become his Co-kings, and thus Dominion inc. was born. The first to become one of the illustrious Dominionites was Thoth87, closely followed by Blue Canary (then known by another moniker) and others of the Congress. These great nobles began to asert their rule on the Congress, collecting taxes and raising holy heck with such devices as Betsy the Cattle Prod and the Meatball Sub. Soon there was none who dared stand against their might, except for Warric and Oneeye. Later another joined the opposing forces, DC's King. Fortunately, Gath and his mighty Chaingun were right with him to join Dominion's forces, and battle ensued. Eventually DC's King saw the the inevitability of his defeat, and joined forces with Dominion inc. Oneeye and Warric were stupid though, and kept up the counter-attack. Around this period, Dominion inc. moved to the Plain of Unlife and created it's mighty palace/fortress/headquarters, aptly named Dominion H.Q. This mighty structure is actally capable of transofrorming Voltron-style into a powerful lumbering robotic machine of destruction and terror. Then Dominion inc. went in to a slump, where it came very close to disbanding what with the disappearance of Aegishjalmar and other system failures. But as stalwart as ever, Thoth87 re-rallied the troops and Aegishjalmar was found again, so that Dominion inc.'s power was renewed. It was at this time that Dominion inc. decided to create a clan, thereby recruiting even more warriors to join in it's ranks. Throughout the years, Dominion inc. has combated all manner of inter-planar beast, goblin, intelegent adversary, peasant, Lord, and critter. Three major pie-fights have taken place through it's history, along with a monsterous assortment of battles, confrontations, and taxes on the masses. It's rule has been forgotten as of late, what with another disappearance of Aegishjalmar. But this slump will not last! The Members: Throughout Dominion inc.'s four years of existance, many mighty lords have come and gone. Here is a comprehensive list of everyone to ever wear the mantle of Dominionhood. Aegishjalmar Thoth87 Cain Cyron Blue Canary Lord Lockey Fayn Snrubb Vallarthis A_Big_Ail Jedd The weaponry of Dominion inc. is as diverse a bunch as it's members. Here's a quick break-down of all the items to ever be wielded by a Dominion member. -Betsy the Cattle Prod (Aeg's personal armament) -Cain's Badger Pelt -Cyron's Salami -Thoth's Large Wooden Spoon -Blue Canary's Meatball Sub -Snrubb's Aluminum Katana -The Thousandweight Trebeuchet -The Forever Cannon -Millions of variously-flavored pies and pie devices -The Plain of Unlife And of course, the minions! Who could forget them? -Golems -Dimitri -Dieter -Ra87 -JohnyBubonic -Dethelm -Hanns the Tiger And there you have it, folks. The official history of Dominion inc. |
Dominion Inc. A History |