Who Are We?
(A Hitchhiker's Guide to Dominionites)
Here it is, the official Roster for Dominion inc. staff members. Use this in case you get confused (who is this Cyron fellow anyways?) or in case you feel like destroying something specific and large, and don't know who to consult for information regarding your target.

Here we are:

Aegishjalmar: High King and Founder of Dominion inc. Aegishjalmar (or Aeg) is more or less who you are to worship and revere. Apearaing sometimes as a floating, disembodied helmet, and sometimes an eight-staved rune of awesome power, he also commands the cool part of Dominion H.Q. (not sure what's so cool about it yet, but rumor has it there's a Wendy's Frosty machine involved).

Thoth87: Co-founder and a King of Dominion inc.I get to hit people with my Large Wooden Spoon and stuff. I start alot of the conflicts that are a trademark of Dominion inc. and I'm more or less in charge of keeping things going smoothly while Aeg looks cool and throws stuff at people.

Cyron: Some dude we found and made a King. He likes Salami, and he doesn't like people who don't like salami. Basically he's a salami kind of guy. He enjoys sunsets, rainbows, daisies, butter-cups, and alot of other stuff. They seem to go well with salami. He has issues, but no more than normal for a King of Dominion inc.

Cain: The Badger King and another king of Dominion inc. Bearing his beloved Badger Pelt, his very name incites fear in the hearts of all people with allergies. He can also do a few really neat tricks with a yo-yo, and occasionally takes to bouts of bare-nuckle boxing with woodland creatures

Snrubb: This guy basically runs around with a trench-coat, sunglasses and an aluminum katana. The only halfling on Dominon inc.'s payroll, and the sneakiest one to boot. There's none other more capable of espianage tactics than Snrubb, and he's almost always accompinied by his plumber-pals Dimitri and Dieter, and his tiger Hans.

Vallarthis: The Cult Systems Administrator of Dominion inc. He keeps all the advanced technologies so vital to our opperations running smoothly, and he makes a mean video game (links to a game of his on the main page). He does other stuff too, but we're not quiet sure what yet.

Jedd: He's our Sanitation Official. He makes sure things are clean and stay up to offical code and law, and if things aren't up to offical code and law, he re-writes them so that they are. He's very good and very uninformed at what he does.

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