| Attention! The multiversal conglomerate Dominion Inc Is now looking for a limited few lucky saps to be accelerated from the ranks of mindless slaves (the default status of non-dominionites) to the glorious rank of Employee. If you are audacious enough to presume you deserve a place among the most illustrious neurotic megalomaniacs, feel free to self-administer the entrance exam: --------------------------------------------------- Vocabulary-Define the following phrases; Nuclear Winter Improbability Drive The Parrot Sketch Hopelessly Enmeshed in Evil Boomstick Small and Easily Swallowable Plastic Pieces --------------------------------------------------- Multiple Choice; Someone says something that may have been insulting to you. Do you A) Be the bigger man and ignore it. B) Take offense and demand they take it back. C) Beat them to death with a sack of D-cell batteries A King of Dominion, while on vacation in another country, commited many and various heinous crimes. Do you A) Do the 'right thing' and report them. B) Begin a discreet coverup operation. C) Declare Holy War on the offended country and burn their police records. You spot a fluffy white kitten strolling down a corridor. Do you A) Pour it a saucer of milk. B) Shoo the pest away. C) Cast it into the deepest pits of HELL!!! HAHAHA! Your advisors alert you to two problems in the realm, a huge slavering monster roaming the countryside, and crowding among the populace due to overpopulation. Do you A) Ignore the monster and form responsible legislature to correct the population imbalance. B) Ignore the peasants and engage the monster in glorious battle. C) Feed the monster peasants until it is too full to move. Traumatic Rabid Vampire Chinchillas feed on A) Lesser Chinchillas B) Small Children C) Anything that isn't nailed down or on fire. --------------------------------------------------- Essay Question; Draft a tax proposal so punitive it can kill an adult moose just by looking at it. --------------------------------------------------- If you think you have what it takes to survive in this kind of environment, either seek professional help or stand up and be counted in the Congress of Nobles. If for some horrible reason you cannot post in the CoN, Send a DC note to Vallarthis, an E-mail to omegabeetle@hotmail.com, or a petition to King Ęgisjalmar through the clan hall. Vallarthis Dominion Inc Occult Systems Administrator Chief Labor Officer Hail To The Kings, Baby! |
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