| What Are We? A simple-to-read, hard-to-follow FAQ. |
| What exactly is The Dominion inc? you could say it is a super secret world power who owns the very air we breathe... you could say it is a pantheon of pseudo-angelic, psuedo-demonic, psuedo-mythic beings who exist on a higher plane and speak in code throughout the forum chatter... here's the truth: Cigarettes kill almost 3.5 trillion baby manatees an hour who are tempted to look at them while floating past submerged convenient stores. Dominion Inc is a conglomeration of personalities in DC who have formed a syndicate if you will.. its almost like a tag-team forum event... Dominion has two fronts: 1. the first and foremost purpose is to have a gang of bizzare minded people who like to post inane posts and R.P. plot how we're going to take over this place and own the very air we breathe:) we go to war ALL the time against individuals who disagree with our constantly changing demands for tribute, recognition, money, birthday presents and Luncheon Meats 2. some of us are members of the Dominion Inc clan. No we don't have huge powers or joining packages, its just nice to have Dominion Inc show up on the score lists...plus Aeg get a nifty membership roster so he can halfway tell who's onboard. *Dominion has one headquarters located in the plane of Unlife. The HQ us comprised of several wings for each of it's dezinens.. when attacked, the fortress has been seen to rise up from the gorund and do battle ala an old Voltron episode (gundam or power-rangers for you young-uns). **Dominion Inc has a 3 cent tax for each letter used in the forum..like the newspaper classifieds, you must pay to post, unless we like you, then you just have to send dryer lint and a treatise on the effects of radiation on sub culture groups such as French Revolution Re-Enacters. **Dominion Inc is a place for fun. we try hard not to hunt down people who can't take a joke and bludgeon them with a sack full of D-Cell batteries (RIGHT GUYS?) **Dominion is a Divine-right based organization of Forum Police for the Congress of Nobles and is moving partly to the house of lords.. we will punish any non members who use such copyrighted words and phrases as: Salami© Lint© As© Spoon© Spoon!© Spoon!!!© Badger© Retina-Burn© Plastic Pieces© HTTKB® Hail® to® the® kings® baby!® **What Dominion INC is not: People actually trying to controll you or spoil your fun. IRL. We only involve people who involve themselves and arent REALLY into hacking your character or kitting you with sticks or throwin crap at you for misbehaving.. its all in good fun, so keep that in mind when you read: [Glorious Dominion Inc Member]: Have AT fiend! **slaps biker-dude99 across the face for being a dweeb** "HAVE SOME MORE PAPER CUTS!!" [pathetic peasant or non Dominion member]: OOWW MY SKIN! we're just doing it in fun.. we dont Seriously hate, just pretend to and pontificate about how much better we are than anyone else... its quite fun. |