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Soopaman Luva 3

Look, up in the sky (Soop, soop)
It's a bird         (Soop, soop)
It's a plane!       (Soop, soop)
Nah, mothafuckaz... (Soop, soop)
Ha ha ha

I was flyin' through the mothafuckin' sky
With my blunt full of lye, boom-ba-zee on five
Code name be's the Soopa-Man cock my Luger
Blast on state trooper, I'm on the run G
I got these hoes spreaded, from Japanese to diabetics
Toes stay painted because of my foot fetish
You damn right, they had to ban me from eatin' pussy all night
W.W.Fin' bitches
Slammin' in the rope like Shawn Mike
I can't be touched bitch, I disco in kryptonite
Shit I'm broke as hell
I had to buy all my girls fifty-fo' eleven Reeboks at ho' sale
Almost got caught boostin' out of Bodell's
Bitches on my coattails like they coat rails
Can't even go in a jam without a bitch grabbin' my hand
N' squeezin' my ass sayin'
"You's the man!"
That's who the fuck I be
I got a college degree on bomb-zee N' wreckin' MC's
Makin' shit happen like Lil' Cease
I come from a land of fontum leaf, bark from trees
That stick in your hand N' lakes rollin' sea-weed
Criminals be up to no good, so I tuck a heater
Bulletproof suit still in the fuckin' cleaners
But anyways, I bumped into my neighbor Johnny Blaze
Told me there's a bitch up the block who got more cock than A.K's
The bitch just moved in, in building 2-10
Right next door to the Fantastic Four N' the Penguin
Good lookin' Johnny, 5-0's right behind me
Let me act like I know N' get ghost
Tuck in my Nina-Ross, get my cape N' shades
Now I'm off with the Soopaman Three antidote
I...

(While the planets N' the stars N' the moons collapse)
Cuz I am so cool
(When I raise my trigger finger all y'all...  hit the deck)
Cuz I am so cool
(Cuz ain't no need for that, hustlers N' hardcore)
Cuz I am so cool
(Raw to the floor, raw like Resevoir Dogs)
Cuz I am so cool...

Eh yo word up, to make a long story short N' shit,
I went to the bitch house N' this what the fuck happened

Eh yo, knock knock
-Who is it?
-It's the Soopa here to pay that ass a visit
Heard you wasn't givin' up your pussy
So I got the right dick to get with
Where yo' man at bitch?
-He's out of town flippin' biscuits
-Well open up the do' den, before I start unloadin'
On your pussy from here N' leave it swollen
-Eh yo, how I know it's you?
-Eh yo, check my credentials
I eat yo' gun lead N' shit out number two pencils
I ate a ton of dog shit, ain't never got sick
Bitch, I even know how many keys your man flip
I'm low down and dirty, but not ashamed
I know all these pussy ass cocks/cops by their first name
Smoked a pound of Purple Rain N' kept control
Bitch, I was the third nigga on the grassy knoll
N' you askin' me how you know it's the Soopa?
Open the door, I just blast on state trooper!
She opened up the door N' I walked in
She grabbed the hammer N' nailed it till I'm locked in
I said "Yo whassup, bitch? You must be trippin'
You must wanna see how this thirty-eight be spittin'"
-Nah nah boo, it's my ex-boyfriend, he be buggin'
He can't take it no more then I don't wanna fuck him
I was gonna get this nigga Faride to snuff him
-Well if he come back through, I'm not talkin', I'm bustin'
Zip my zipper down, bitch, N' start suckin'
Get your anus wet for long dick fuckin'
-Oooh, I like the way you talk, just put it in my mouth
-Yeah, N' I'ma keep that shit in when I'm cummin'
Fucked for thirty-six minutes N' twelve seconds
-Hit it from the back yo
Oh yeah bitch, no question
Turn that ass around, she had tattoos of names on her back
She said "I keep track"
I started readin' her back I couldn't believe
I read one name it said EPMD
I turned her ass around I said "no it couldn't be"
It was the J-to-tha-A-to-tha-N-to-tha-E
Her pussy walls grabbed my dick so I'm stuck
So I burnt that ass from that blunt hash that I lit up
-Owww!!!
She jumped up, puffed up, started yellin'
I smacked her, cracked her, put her in a full nelson
-Okay, okay, okay, okay, I give up
Besides Soopaman Luva, I think I hear my nigga
Eh yo, car pulls up, he steps up N' stick his keys in
The door opened, I snatched him up for no reason
Gave him a two piece with a biscuit, laid him out
Oh shit, it was that nigga Parrish Smith!