- FULL NAME - PETER JULIAN ROSE
- AGE - 20
- NICKNAMES - NED, NEDERINO, DUSTY SPRINGFIELD
- HEIGHT - ABOUT 8'
- DISTINGUISHING FEATURES - GINGER HAIR, WEIRD EYEBROWS,
- SIGNIFICANT OTHER - EMILY AGAIN
- INTERESTS - CHESNEY HAWKES, GENIUS MOMENTS OF SKILL AND BRILLIANCE (VERY INFREQUENT), HILARIOUS ESCAPADES MOSTLY INVOLVING ALCOHOL (VERY FREQUENT), FAT MEXICAN WOMEN
- FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM - OXFORD UTD
- AFC POSITION - RIGHT BACK
- MAIN FILM ROLES - ARTHUR, MAD OXFORD PROFESSOR
