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| Come On In And View Mike Gervasi! Gervasi Loves The Ladies And Choses The Style Of Waiting Until They Are Drunk, Isolating Them, And Finally Intimidating Them Into Going Along With It. It's A Wacky Style And He Uses It Better Than Any Other. Gervasi Is Also A Great Man. So Great That All Of His Long Time Friends Want Nothing To Do With Gervasi. This Great Leader Keeps Others Down In Order To Make Himself Feel Larger And His Need For Control Is Beyond The Reach Of Mortal Men. Ah Fuck This, Gervasi Is A Pig Who Can't See A Girl Without Pinning Her Down Whether She Wants It Or Not. He's The Bigest Loser I've Ever Met And He Makes Me Sick Just Being Around Him. He Makes Fun Of The Girls I've Been With, But At Least I've Never Had To Get Them Drunk And Take Advantage Of Someone As My Only Way To Get Any And I've Had Something That Gervasi Only Had Once: The Next Day The Girl Isn't Disgusted With Herself And Still Wants To See Me! Now That's Fucking Insane, The Girls Actually Want To See Me After We Fool Around! Remember This, Your Insane Controling Scared Angela Into Not Dumping You. Your Only Real Relationship And It Lasted As Long As it Did Because You Scared Your Girlfriend Into Not Dumping You. Big Man Isn't He? Eric Rickey Would Be Proud Of You. Well Take A Look At What Goes Though The Mind of Mike Gervasi At The Party Scene.... |
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