TANGO & CASH (1989)
MORGAN'S RATING
Ray Tango and Garbiel Cash are narcotics detectives who, while both being extremely successful, can't stand each other. Crime Lord Yves Perret, gurious at the loss of income that Tango and Cash have caused him, frames the two for murder. Caught with the murder weapon on the scene of the crime, the two have an alibi. Thrown into prison with most of the criminals they helped convict, it appears that they are going to have to trust each other if they are to clear their names and catch the evil Perret.
Sylvester Stallone (Ray Tango), Kurt Russell (Gabriel Cash), Teri Hatcher (Katherine Kiki Tango), Jack Palance (Yves Perret), Brion James (Courier/Requin), James Hong (Quan), Marc Alaimo (Lopez), Philip Tan (Gunman/Chinese Guy), Michael J. Pollard (Owen), Robert Z'Dar (Face), Lewis Arquette (Wyler), Edward Bunker (Capt. Holmes), Leslie Morris (Hendricks), Roy Brocksmith (Fed. Agent Davis), Susan Krebs (Prosecutor), David Byrd (Judge), Richard Fancy (Nolan), Jerry Martinez (Santos), Michael Jeter (Skinner), Bing Russell (Van Driver), Clint Howard (Slinky), Geoffrey Lewis (Capt. Schroeder, uncredited).
TWO OF L.A'S TOP RIVAL COPS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER... EVEN IF IT KILLS THEM
FACTS PRODUCTION INFORMATION
RELEASE DATE: December 22nd, 1989 (USA) DIRECTOR: Andrei Konchalovsky.
BOX OFFICE OPENING: $6.6 million (USA) WRITER: Randy Feldman.
BOX OFFICE RESULT: $63.3 million (USA) PRODUCERS: Jon Avnet, Peter Guber and Jon Peters.
BUDGET: $55 million (USA) ASSOCIATE PRODUCERS: Barbara Kalish and Tony Munafo.
- The scene where Tango faces an oncoming bus with nothing but a gun was borrowed from Jung-Gwok chiu-yan, where Jackie Chan performed the stunt. CO-PRODUCER: Larry J. Franco.
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Peter MacDonald. 
ORIGINAL MUSIC: Harold Faltermeyer.
DISTRIBUTOR: Warner Bros.
- When Tango and Cash escape from the prison, Cash turns to Tango and says that they should meet some time "for a coffee and a Danish." Tango says "I hate Danish", an in-joke referring to his recent divorce from Danish actress Brigitte Nielsen.
QUOTES
Gabriel Cash: Lucky for me this room is soundproof. That way nobody gets to hear me beating the truth out of you.
Yves Perret: Rats in a maze, trapped in a cage.
- Nominated for three 1990 Razzie Awards for Worst Actor, Worst Screenplay and Worst Supporting Actress (Kurt Russell in drag).
Ray Tango: Rambo is a pussy.
[Tango has just stuck a grenade down a bad guy's pants]
Ray Tango: My contribution to birth control.
CRITICAL COMMENTS
"Rumored $55 million budget must have gone for male hairstyling...surprisingly tolerable, though, with a nifty prison break sequence and a pleasingly relaxed Stallone performance." -- Leonard Maltin
"Let's hope this will be the last of Tango..." -- Rita Kempley, Washington Post