Uncle Duke's Moist Board

Darth Marley · Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:33 pm Post subject:

I used the technique of saving the G:WoF pages as txt files, saves a lot of HD space, so since I cannot even view the site without going through proxy bs, maybe you or N can send the highlights.

There is a possibility that WoF will split off into one or more other boards.

Perhaps at the end of this road, Lang will actually set up his own board?

I did get a few of Lang's solitary posts saved before I got banned, I will put them in the Lang forum eventually. I have a few gems of heavily edited threads captured mostly intact.
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Lang: "Help me Zipper, I can't fight the Moist Boys alone!"

Zipper: "I'll help you as long as you keep feeding me sea monkeys!"

Trask: "THE POWER OF TRASK COMPELS YOU TO SERVE The Lang!"

Darth Marley · Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:50 am Post subject:

VV would have been the "victim" of Zipper. Retribution for getting a look at the site post-ban.

Looks like Goops is spreading the word.
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Lang: "Help me Zipper, I can't fight the Moist Boys alone!"

Zipper: "I'll help you as long as you keep feeding me sea monkeys!"

Trask: "THE POWER OF TRASK COMPELS YOU TO SERVE The Lang!"

Stallion Cornell · Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:01 am Post subject:

Zipper's finally ticked with me, or at least he's finally saying so. But, surprisingly, he's still being somewhat reasonable.

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Stallion Cornell,

I've had to remove the link to your board mainly because I've heard that on numerous occasions members of your board have been flaming my board. Since I have absolutely no interest in a board war I don't see any reason to provide the link any longer.
It's a shame that certain of your members objected to flames being edited from their posts yet engage in this practice on a regular basis on your board as well, but it is your board and you can run it as you see fit.

Zipper

Darth Marley · Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:08 am Post subject:

Wild guess- he wants you to restrain anti-Zipper activity over here?
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Lang: "Help me Zipper, I can't fight the Moist Boys alone!"

Zipper: "I'll help you as long as you keep feeding me sea monkeys!"

Trask: "THE POWER OF TRASK COMPELS YOU TO SERVE The Lang!"

Stallion Cornell · Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:29 am Post subject:

Darth Marley · Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:36 am Post subject:

Darth Marley · Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:51 am Post subject:

What needs said is that this egotist cannot tell the difference between flaming his board and critisicing his hypocracy.

Can someone snip the "cross posting" bit from the rules section over there?
Did it really use the "intent to flame" and "provoking a flame" rational that Lang used?
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Lang: "Help me Zipper, I can't fight the Moist Boys alone!"

Zipper: "I'll help you as long as you keep feeding me sea monkeys!"

Trask: "THE POWER OF TRASK COMPELS YOU TO SERVE The Lang!"

Darth Marley · Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:00 pm Post subject:

Any bets on SC getting banned today?
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Lang: "Help me Zipper, I can't fight the Moist Boys alone!"

Zipper: "I'll help you as long as you keep feeding me sea monkeys!"

Trask: "THE POWER OF TRASK COMPELS YOU TO SERVE The Lang!"

RGrant · Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:03 pm Post subject:

He's probably going to be banned for the "you won't be zipped here" comment right below the title of the board. Only thing is, I was the one who wrote it.

Stallion Cornell · Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:04 pm Post subject:

Darth Marley · Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:05 pm Post subject:

That was up before today's dialogue.
I was thinking the Doonsbury theme would go the extra mile.
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Lang: "Help me Zipper, I can't fight the Moist Boys alone!"

Zipper: "I'll help you as long as you keep feeding me sea monkeys!"

Trask: "THE POWER OF TRASK COMPELS YOU TO SERVE The Lang!"

Darth Marley · Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:26 pm Post subject:

Darth Marley · Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:00 pm Post subject:

One thing that always puzzled Zipper was "how did the moist crowd find Lang here in the first place?"
Google does turn up Lang references now at WoF, but only on page one.
I imagine that he has restricted the various search engine bots from penetrating any deeper.

Perhaps some fun could be had by making up a fantastic method of finding Lang over there, just as long as it never reveals the ugly truth.

Perhaps a Universal Spybot that can stealthily reach into blocked pages.
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Lang: "Help me Zipper, I can't fight the Moist Boys alone!"

Zipper: "I'll help you as long as you keep feeding me sea monkeys!"

Trask: "THE POWER OF TRASK COMPELS YOU TO SERVE The Lang!"

Crappy Pants · Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:18 pm Post subject:

We told him that over at Cinescape Lang invited us to combat him at WoF. He didn't believe us, mumbling something about seeing IP's lurking long before that. Whatever buddy.
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You can wish in one hand, and crap in the other. See which one fills up first.

Darth Marley · Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:21 pm Post subject:

Exatly, he is never going to buy it, since he saw the anonymous IPs before everyone signed up.
He even warned Lang that he thought we would all come over to WoF.

If we speak of some kind of impossible means of finding him there, it might make Zip a bit paranoid.
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Lang: "Help me Zipper, I can't fight the Moist Boys alone!"

Zipper: "I'll help you as long as you keep feeding me sea monkeys!"

Trask: "THE POWER OF TRASK COMPELS YOU TO SERVE The Lang!"