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| MAY 27 UPW SHOW! |
| The second Beast Brigade match went a little better... on April 30th, Descontrol and Hyppo lost to the Night Creatures in UPW. May 21, Lobo and Hyppo lost again to the Night Creatures. The Beast Brigade friggin' had it with those furry goth bears! They kicked it up a notch, and got their first win against them! |
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| Descontrol screams to the fans, "I'M DESCONTROL! THE RABID LUCHADOR, BABY!" and a small child (pictured in green) holds his ears. Hyppo somehow gets his shirt stuck on his face. WHAT A SPECTACULAR ENTRANCE! |
| Hyppo flashes the Beast Brigade hand symbol, and Descontrol waves double shockas. The fans dig the Beast Brigade, baby! |
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| Descontrol and Bat squared off in the beginning, and Bat unfortunately got the upper hand. Hyppo turned the tables, and threw both Bat and Wolf outside of the ring. He tagged Dessie back in, and then... |
| ...PLANCHA TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! BAH GAWD!! |
| Descontrol then got in the infamous Beast Buster! EAT IT, BITCH! After this, Descontrol got in two patented Rabies Bites. Wolf fell to his knees and started whimpering. Did Descontrol finally tame this mangy beast? Des approached him, and started petting him behind the ear. Unexpectedly... |
| ...Wolf SNAPPED! Howling, he snapped on his illegal Iron Claw hold, and refused to let go. Rather than get disqualified, Bat runs in with his chain, and pulls Wolf off of Descontrol. Bad dog! No Wolfie treats for you, bitch! |
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| After Wolf was pulled off, he got a bit excited and started dry humping the referee. Hyppo took this chance to steal the chain, and clock both Bat and Wolf in the head with it! He pulled the unconscious Descontrol on top of the unconscious Bat, and the Beast Brigade pulled off their first win against the Night Creatures! |
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| In a heart warming moment, Descontrol was picked up by his hairy bear daddy, Hyppo. The Greased Beast From the East What is not Deceased dusts Des off, and helps him out of the ring. Just as soon as he does, however, Wolf recovers, jumps Hyppo, and starts dry humping him! When will the Wolf rape end!? |
| How about right now?! Descontrol borrows the patented (and appropriately colored) red Kendu Stick, given to him by the Hayabusa masked fan in the Beast Buster picture above. Des clears house the way only the Rabid Luchador can, and Hyppo and Descontrol come home victorious! Winning one out of two ain't bad. :) |
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