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| YEAH, BABY! |
| January 7, 2006, Baby! A day that will live in Infamy! The Beast Brigade ruled major ass! We have a collection of random photos, and not so much a full story this time, but enjoy nonetheless! |
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| JT Angel beat Descontrol fairly last show, and shook his hand afterwards. He did the same thing this show, after beating Mahi Deshar. Stand up guy, huh? Dessie was so impressed, he offered him a spot as the prophesied fourth member! |
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| No way, baby! Beast Brigade don't take that shit! Mossy Head's favorite son took a beat down from Soriddo and Mahi, while Dessie told the fans what for! "We were innovative, creative, we were different, and you booed us from day one!" He said. "You closeminded pricks can't handle the strange! You hate what you don't understand! We are ready now, to show you the same spite back! The line is drawn, baby... with us, or against us!" Descontrol continued his speech, bad mouthing JT as Mahi gave him the appropriately named Mahi Driver. Amidst mixed cheers and boos, the Beast Brigade picked JT Angel up, and committed the unthinkable... the indescribable... the most unique form of humiliation UHPW has ever seen... that's right. THEY SPRAY PAINTED EAT ON JT ANGEL'S FRIGGIN BACK! HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!! |
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| So nice, we had to get it from two angles! HAHAHAHA! EEEAAAAAAATTTT!!!! |
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| Hearty Chuckles and celebration ensued. But this was only a prelude to what happened (unfortunately unphotographed) next... |
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| Against Bat and Hollywood Star, Descontrol and Soriddo Kage became tag team champions! Yeah, baby, YEAH!! Gargoyle about blew a gasket! |
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| PARTY TIME, KIDS! |
| Thanks to Dessie's quick thinking, he was able to call the Humane Society, and get Wolf picked up for his rabies vaccinations. Mahi ran in at the end, smashing Bat with a Kendo stick and giving him liver failure (So we assume). Soriddo got the pin at the end, and after a short celebration at the arena, they ate to their hearts delight... the even ate fancy... they went to freakin' TACO BELL, baby! |
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| The Beastie Babes had a good time, and went for photo ops with our very own Undead Egyptian, Mahi. |
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| And check out that guy making the Beast Brigade a poster! Yeah! Nice shirt, too. ;) |