| * Dartboys and Dartgirls (people who suck . and not in the good way ) * Pillows ! (ever walk in on something you wish you hadn't seen ??? THEY WERE ONLY PILLOWS! ) * Grapes (green grapes and purple grapes and they are SO on the ceiling ... like in that scary Mexican food place where we went to eat with Buttscar Guy and the guy with the little head ... whenever we are left out of a conversation we stare at the imaginary grapes . ) * Stare at a corner (started in high school) * SLUB (slut-bitch ... but shorter , easier to say and sounds a little nicer ) * What-not DINGDINGDING ( T's phrase of the moment ... ding ding ding to help break the habit ) * VHS and VH5 (virtual hand slap and virtual high 5 ... we gave them in person ... had to find SOME way to reprimand or congrat online ...) * That's not the point (overused phrase ) * Happy Moose ( has started a small fascination with moose shaped objects ... and the original Happy Moose was a remote control caddy we saw at the first gang sleepover ... held at a certain angle ... never mind .) * The Duck (since named Lucky Bob ... Quite the story behind him . The details can't be divulged but check the Eagle page for some craziness with the duck involved . He's due to travel to New York soon so he will have his own page then ... ) * Crazy ? I was Crazy Once ...(fun for annoying people with in lines ... First person I know who started it has a name that shall never be repeated ... but starts with a J , ends in an IE and has an AM in the middle ) * Wanna Buy A Duck ( same fun in lines at amusement parks and the like ... don't know who started it) * BOB / Bureau ( kinda similar things ... BOB = Boxers or Briefs ... and Bureau = BLM big little medium . refers to a body part . not the belly button . ) * The Sleepovers (crazy fun ... used to be just movies ... progressed to tequila nights . Did you know a drunk boy scout CANT use a knife without cutting himself ???) * Sven , Inga Strangowski and Olga Ya ( so we became Swedish :) We are the Swedish twins and Sven was our Swedish Masseuse * Buffy and Muffy ( Valley Girls . Like oh my god , gag me with a spoon . ) * Smellified . (Bath and Bodyworks , need I say more ?) * Edjimacated (what you get when you get a college degree ) * P.O.S. (piece of shit , sounds nicer ... you can say THIS in polite company . We are rarely in polite company though ... just too lazy to say the whole thing ) * PS and OPS ( the Platypus Sisters ) * I am the Radio Goddess , I control the Psychic Radio which is fun when the Radio Gods are on our side . When the Radio Gods are unhappy we get shitty music . Like "The Box" . (sorry Randy Travis fans...) * Target (so Target has subcategories ... hehehe) - The Cool lights that make us look tan - Ernie and Jason working there - the Magazine guy in the parking lot - OUR parking space * HEAD CHEEEEEEZZZZZZE (don't ever eat it . nasty . boiled pigs heads . but fun for Ernie . This is SO an Ernieism . ) * Super Josh ! (lucky bowling phrase) * Me Tooooo!!!! (caught this little phrase from Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion . They are SO us . ) * Yup . * Oh ... YEAH! ... ( Ok so this may be our longest running "thing" ... ) * JoDee's ( our sunglasses ... so called after one of our fave country singers , Jo Dee Messina ) * buttfloss (Not as bad as it sounds ... its just undies with that lovely string that goes between your asscheeks ) * glow in the darks (ALL underwear should be glow in the dark) * Twuckie (Twuckie should have her own page ... she's kind of a P.O.S. ... but she has given us the most fun . watch how many of our "Odd and Fun" things have to do with her ! * Duck Tape , Spurs , Whips , Chains . (all usable around horses ... Just cuz we had them in Twuckie ... and Just cuz we threatened to take Ernie out to the hills and use them on him and Just cuz he liked the idea ... ) *Surreal Summer (the whole summer during 1999 ) * Delve Gently (when trying to get info ... but subtly . ) * Pinky (perverted mind . its one of Vivian's many nicknames ) * space dementia ( kinda like cabin fever) * Get Off The Nuclear War Head (ever seen Armageddon??? WE have . nekkid . ) |