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New website: $120. Setup fee: $10. HTML book: $15. Sharing my favorite lord of the rings mastercard captions with you: priceless.

Rental Hobbit band: 3 silver bars. Refreshments: 150 gold pieces. Presents for a gross of hobbits: 800 gold pieces. Smiling like a idiot and doing the funky chicken dance with your friends: priceless.

Double-sided axe for lopping off orc heads- 100 silver bars

Steel helmet so they can't lop off *yours*- 20 silver bars

Tickets to the Council of Elrond- 30 gold pieces

Seeing Legolas nauseated when you hawk one the size of a Balrog- priceless

- By Jesse

Taking a trip to Lothlorien: 30 pieces of gold Meeting Galadriel in person: 50 pieces of gold Getting a Elvish souvenir gift: 150 pieces of gold The look on Galadriel's face when she reads YOUR thoughts: priceless

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