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| If you're ever in the mood to embarrass your friends in public or just sing a song, but you've already sung every one in the book, you're in for a treat. I've stumbled across all sorts of songs fans have put together This is a little collection of some of my favorites -Tinuviel |
| Breathe Oh Figwit |
| Nancing Queen |
| Gimli: This Is My Sad Story |
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| by Esmerelda Moss (Sing to the tune of "Hit Me Baby" by Britney Spears) from Figwitlives.net Oh Figwit, Figwit (3X) How was I supposed to know That you were sitting right there? Oh Figwit Figwit All-ll you do is stare And now you’ve been forgotten Say-ay something so that you’ll be Pretty, Figgy, better than Leggy Oh because Chorus Your loneliness is killing me (and I) I must confess I‘d rather believe (be-elieve) When you’re so quiet I lose my mind Give me a sign Breathe oh Figwit one more time! Oh baby, baby Are you-ou-ou still alive? Boy you need to move-ove Oh pretty baby You might want to give a sign ‘fore Gimli tries CPR Show them that you are a real dude Not a card board cutout or and animation cuz REPEAT CHORUS Oh Figwit Figwit (3x) How was I supposed to know? Oh Figwit, I shouldn't have let you go I must confess, that my craziness Is killing me now Don't you know I still believe? That you will be here And give me a sign Breath oh Figwit one more time! |
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| ( to the tune of 'How You Remind Me' by Nickelback ) from NineCompanions.net Never made it as a ranger I couldn't cut it as an elf in disguise Tired of living like a hobbit I'm sick of height without a sence of feeling And this is my saaad story This is my sad story of what I really am This is my sad story of what I really am It's not like me to say sorry, I'm all rude and in a different story This time I'm mistaken for writting something so kind and gentle And I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of every mine These five words in my head scream: ''am I tall enough yet?!'' Yeah, yeah, yeah Not yet… Yeah, yeah, yeah No, no… It's not like you didn't know that I am all short and plump with small shoes And it must have been so bad Cause seeing me must have d*** near killed you And this is my sad story of what I really am This is my sad story of what I really am It's not like me to say sorry, I'm all rude and in a different story This time I'm mistaken for writting something so kind and gentle And I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of every mine These five words in my head scream: ''am I tall enough yet?!'' Yeah, yeah, yeah No, no… Yeah, yeah, yeah Not yet… Yeah, yeah, yeah Not yet… Yeah, yeah, yeah No, no… Never made it as a ranger I couldn't cut it as an elf in disguise And this is my saaad story This is my saaad story This is my sad story of what I really am This is my sad story of what I really am It's not like me to say sorry, I'm all rude and in a different story This time I'm mistaken for writting something so kind and gentle And I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of every mine These five words in my head scream: ''am I tall enough yet?!'' Yeah, yeah Am I tall enough yet?!… Yeah, yeah Am I tall enough yet?!… Yeah, yeah Am I tall enough yet?!… Yeah, yeah No, no… |
| (to the tune of Abba's Dancing Queen) inspired from full-bloom.net I am the nancing queen, young and sweet, only three thousand two hundred and seventeeen (Elven chorus: la la la) Nancing Queen, tall and lean, the prettiest elf you've seen! (Elven Chorus: la la la ) And I can nance! I can jive, living my immortal life . . . oh oh whoa see my bow, watch the arrow, and die you foe! (Elven Chorus: la la la) |